CanUKlehead
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Locks are marvelous thing...reminds me of a friend's mom who got her to behave when she removed the fucking door from her bedroom. Privacy's a helluva thing for teenagers.
Anyway...
1) I was maybe 16 or 17. I was starting to get the flu one evening and told my mom I wasn't well, went to bed. Needed a release and my dad just walked in as I was cleaning up, he stared at me, asked 'you don't feel well?' and left after I answered.
2) When I was 13, as a latchkey kid, I was home alone so door was closed and I was again getting some relief. Mom basically walked. Learned to (ironically) keep the door open after that so I can hear when someone walks into the house.
3) More of a close-call/not-so-humblebrag: This was after a threesome while away for the weekend with two friends, about 5 yeats ago now. I guess we didn't pay attention and forgot to put the 'Do Not Disturb' sign outside the door. We were all in bed naked and cuddling after, we hear a knock sat housekeeping, looked at each other and I blurted out, 'we're in here!' Thank fuck she just left.
4) Worst one didn't involve me directly, but I was 18, I was in the living room while two friends were having at it in one of the guest rooms. My mom went in the living room mortified and pissed off. I made up an excuse saying they were fighting at first. Based on what me and one of them pieced together, mom didn't actually walk in, but just heard them.
5) Quite tame, but my dad was visiting my condo and he was Hoovering. He asked me to help him move the couch and I did. When I looked on the floor when I moved my side, nice blue condom wrapper that was under the couch. I don't think he noticed (or maybe care) but I'm pretty sure I just kicked the wrapper under the couch again to hide it from him lol
Anyway...
1) I was maybe 16 or 17. I was starting to get the flu one evening and told my mom I wasn't well, went to bed. Needed a release and my dad just walked in as I was cleaning up, he stared at me, asked 'you don't feel well?' and left after I answered.
2) When I was 13, as a latchkey kid, I was home alone so door was closed and I was again getting some relief. Mom basically walked. Learned to (ironically) keep the door open after that so I can hear when someone walks into the house.
3) More of a close-call/not-so-humblebrag: This was after a threesome while away for the weekend with two friends, about 5 yeats ago now. I guess we didn't pay attention and forgot to put the 'Do Not Disturb' sign outside the door. We were all in bed naked and cuddling after, we hear a knock sat housekeeping, looked at each other and I blurted out, 'we're in here!' Thank fuck she just left.
4) Worst one didn't involve me directly, but I was 18, I was in the living room while two friends were having at it in one of the guest rooms. My mom went in the living room mortified and pissed off. I made up an excuse saying they were fighting at first. Based on what me and one of them pieced together, mom didn't actually walk in, but just heard them.
5) Quite tame, but my dad was visiting my condo and he was Hoovering. He asked me to help him move the couch and I did. When I looked on the floor when I moved my side, nice blue condom wrapper that was under the couch. I don't think he noticed (or maybe care) but I'm pretty sure I just kicked the wrapper under the couch again to hide it from him lol