Waddle Dee
Member
I never got caught jerking it and my parents never said anything which has always made me paranoid that they probably did know and were just nice enough to not say anything.
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Your worst "someone walking in on you" moment
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pigeon interrupted
Member
My mum caught me dressed as a woman in my room when I was 16. I said I was just 'messing around' and I liked wearing tights because it was cold. Ha. Ehhh.
Then she caught me again in my 30s after I moved back home and I finally told her I was trans. Silver linings and all that.
Then she caught me again in my 30s after I moved back home and I finally told her I was trans. Silver linings and all that.
You should sell your story to AshleyMadison.com
UberTag
Member
At least it was normal porn. I inadvertently walked in on my step dad looking at shemale porn.
Needless to say, I decided that was the last time I would use his computer to do my taxes.
I can also top this... try the Dreamcast browser on dial-up. I had to make due with that between computers one year.
TranceKuja
Member
Oddly, something like this JUST happened to my boyfriend. It immediately reminded me of this thread. He wanted to send a naughty picture to me but by accident sent it to his family-group-chat on WhatsApp. Ouch ><
playingwithfire
Member
Christ
Lionheart1827
Member
The only locks when I was at home was the front doors, back doors, and bathroom doors. All bedroom doors, with the exception of my parent's room did not have locks. You kinda just had to risk it, and when you're young, its worth it. Dem hormones.
Also, in my home JO days, there were no smartphones, hell this was even before everyone had nokia brick cell phones with monochrome, forget internet or color on the go. Had to either go in the bathroom with some printed out pics, cutouts, or if you didn't have any dirty mags, JC penny underwear catalogs from the newspaper. Or you risk it by watching 15sec vid clips on a 28.8k modem in the computer room.
Man the young masturbater connoisseur of me would be jealous of how easy it is to find porn now.
Man you had to be really crafty and use some imagination back then.
GeordieMark
Member
Haha. When I was at Uni , one time my mates and I had been up all night taking acid, and were sprawled all over the front room smoking weed and waiting for the effects to wear off, with a porno on the tv as background entertainment. Our landlord was a bit of a wideboy and often turned up unannounced. He'd just ring the bell then let himself in. On that morning he surprised us by turning up with a couple of girls and their dads who had come to check out our place with a view to moving in when we left. They were too polite to mention the weed or the porn, but my poor mate got grilled about heating bills while he stood in the kitchen in his pants, still dazed and confused. It was a pretty funny morning.
I have two notable situations from when I was in highschool.
The first one I wasn't caught but I almost was. Basically during lunch period me and gf were in the mood and decided to find a spot to have sex at. We went to the restrooms near the football field and we're getting it on in there. A thing to note is that the anywhere near the football field was off-limits during lunch and they usually have someone around the area to check to see if any students are lingering around. So in the restroom where me and my gf were at I heard someone coming towards the area and open the door to the restroom. I was panicking to hell internally as the stall that we were in had the door open, my gf was on top of me and you could clearly see us in the mirror if you went all the way in as ours was the farthest stall in the room. Fortunately for us whoever opened the door didn't even go full into the restroom and check the stalls, they just left after scanning the room. After that moment we finished off and return back to class after the bell rung.
Felt a bit of a rush in that moment tbh.
Second one didn't involve me but there was an incident where one of the Spanish teachers had a hunch that a couple of his students were cheating on their test. So what he did was set up a hidden camera and got another student to go along with a plan he had. Basically the teacher was gonna have copy of the test with all the answers laying on his desk while he leaves to go do something. The student who he got to go along with his plan was to take the paper from the desk and use it to fill out his test, this caused several students to go to that students desk to take answers from the answer sheet. The teacher had all of that recorded and it was all shown on the morning announcements the next day during home room
It was awesome and extremely hilarious as one of the students that cheated on the footage was a guy in my home room.
The first one I wasn't caught but I almost was. Basically during lunch period me and gf were in the mood and decided to find a spot to have sex at. We went to the restrooms near the football field and we're getting it on in there. A thing to note is that the anywhere near the football field was off-limits during lunch and they usually have someone around the area to check to see if any students are lingering around. So in the restroom where me and my gf were at I heard someone coming towards the area and open the door to the restroom. I was panicking to hell internally as the stall that we were in had the door open, my gf was on top of me and you could clearly see us in the mirror if you went all the way in as ours was the farthest stall in the room. Fortunately for us whoever opened the door didn't even go full into the restroom and check the stalls, they just left after scanning the room. After that moment we finished off and return back to class after the bell rung.
Felt a bit of a rush in that moment tbh.
Second one didn't involve me but there was an incident where one of the Spanish teachers had a hunch that a couple of his students were cheating on their test. So what he did was set up a hidden camera and got another student to go along with a plan he had. Basically the teacher was gonna have copy of the test with all the answers laying on his desk while he leaves to go do something. The student who he got to go along with his plan was to take the paper from the desk and use it to fill out his test, this caused several students to go to that students desk to take answers from the answer sheet. The teacher had all of that recorded and it was all shown on the morning announcements the next day during home room
It was awesome and extremely hilarious as one of the students that cheated on the footage was a guy in my home room.
Ah fuck it why not.
I was probably 12 and had some friends over for the weekend. I was pretty innocent at this point but I knew what I liked.
My mom was very trusting of me and let me have my own computer in my room.
Anyway it's about midnight and my older friend (by a little more than a year) pulls up newgrounds and asks me if Ive ever looked at porn. I tell him no and he proceeds to pull up some Hentai flash games.
It was pretty fucking rad so all 3 of us are huddled around this computer. We aren't masturbating or anything. Just taking in the sights. Eventually end up playing this game where the goal is to click on this girl and rub in the right spots to get her clothes off. Needless to say, we had become pretty focused on this.
Suddenly like a charging animal my mother busts open the door. My friend quickly manages to close the window but we can't keep our cool so all 3 of us stand up.
My mom was cool as fuck and knew what she was doing so she says "hey what was that you guys were looking at? I wanna see".
I knew I was caught and that she knew of course so I just tell her that a porn ad came up out of nowhere and we looked but we were ashamed.
She just said "Oh okay well be more careful" and left.
We went back to Halo.
I was probably 12 and had some friends over for the weekend. I was pretty innocent at this point but I knew what I liked.
My mom was very trusting of me and let me have my own computer in my room.
Anyway it's about midnight and my older friend (by a little more than a year) pulls up newgrounds and asks me if Ive ever looked at porn. I tell him no and he proceeds to pull up some Hentai flash games.
It was pretty fucking rad so all 3 of us are huddled around this computer. We aren't masturbating or anything. Just taking in the sights. Eventually end up playing this game where the goal is to click on this girl and rub in the right spots to get her clothes off. Needless to say, we had become pretty focused on this.
Suddenly like a charging animal my mother busts open the door. My friend quickly manages to close the window but we can't keep our cool so all 3 of us stand up.
My mom was cool as fuck and knew what she was doing so she says "hey what was that you guys were looking at? I wanna see".
I knew I was caught and that she knew of course so I just tell her that a porn ad came up out of nowhere and we looked but we were ashamed.
She just said "Oh okay well be more careful" and left.
We went back to Halo.
NESpowerhouse
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
I think the keyword to note in that post is "church"
Pankratous
Member
Your girlfriend was mad about you looking at porn??? Was this in the 1940s by any chance?
Vincent Grayson
Member
My mother-in-law walked in on my wife riding me on the couch once, maybe a few months into us dating.
We just straight up thought she would be out longer. Oops.
We ran upstairs and finished fucking though, so no loss.
We just straight up thought she would be out longer. Oops.
We ran upstairs and finished fucking though, so no loss.
Inferno313
Banned
wtf, she didn't sit down and join in?
Thequietone
Member
I know a woman who is made at her husband because he was looking at Asian porn. Claims she thinks it means he wants to cheat because she isn't Asian.
Costanza-san
Banned
My girlfriend and I were getting it on in a hotel room in Normandy when suddenly my friend, who I was sharing the room with and who said he was going to go somewhere else, walked in. Pretty sure my dick and her ass were in view but we hadn't gotten fully naked yet so that was good. He laughed and said "Hi" and then walked out.
My girlfriend was super embarrassed at the time but we all laugh about it now.
My girlfriend was super embarrassed at the time but we all laugh about it now.
Vincent Alexander
Member
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Alcotholic
Banned
Oh. They know.
DarkLordMalik
Member
This just happened but I was reading the Playboy Millennials thread and wanted to share the thread link with a friend, except I accidentally sent it to a female friend who was also chatting with me at that time. This wouldn't be that bad but I had my posts in that thread so she now likely knows I hate eating booty.
Queen Vulpix
Member
I don't really have any terrible "walking in on me" moments. The only one I really have is actually fairly recently where one of my guy friends walked in on me (door was 98% closed) while I was changing out of my sleepwear into my daytime clothes, as boring and stereotypical as it is.
It's not cheating if it was an accident right? /s
Astral Dog
Member
The shame went away everybody on the house knows what i do those lonely nights
AngmarsKing701
Member
First gf, her parents were always home, so we start getting it on in her car. Her panties are down, my fingers are busy, when a guy knocks on the window and says, "You can't park here."
Lunarwhale
Member
somehow never got caught doing the whole "wii browser channel on huge family CRT" method. shit was a godsend
The only time I've been "walked in" on wasn't even porn-related, but I was an idiot teenager (14 maybe) who was extremely self conscious about some nerdy hobbies. I was watching some anime (Higurashi?) when my dad walked into my room. I only heard him when he got closer, so I panicked, slammed my laptop shut, and turned to greet him in some awkward, stammering tone. He asked what I was doing on my computer, and I couldn't think fast enough to give an answer because god for-fucking-bid my father finds out his shut-in son watches japanese cartoons sometimes.
god forbid dad thinks im a nerd.
he didn't buy it and i got an awkward speech about porn that I barely remember. mostly stuff along the lines of "I was young too," etc. he was really chill about it, but it didn't apply to the situation because i was just a huge moron.
i never did finish higurashi either
e: wait i lied college roommate caught me about to go to plow town. pants were still on but it was obvious.
The only time I've been "walked in" on wasn't even porn-related, but I was an idiot teenager (14 maybe) who was extremely self conscious about some nerdy hobbies. I was watching some anime (Higurashi?) when my dad walked into my room. I only heard him when he got closer, so I panicked, slammed my laptop shut, and turned to greet him in some awkward, stammering tone. He asked what I was doing on my computer, and I couldn't think fast enough to give an answer because god for-fucking-bid my father finds out his shut-in son watches japanese cartoons sometimes.
god forbid dad thinks im a nerd.
he didn't buy it and i got an awkward speech about porn that I barely remember. mostly stuff along the lines of "I was young too," etc. he was really chill about it, but it didn't apply to the situation because i was just a huge moron.
i never did finish higurashi either
e: wait i lied college roommate caught me about to go to plow town. pants were still on but it was obvious.
Messofanego
Banned
Michael F. Assbender
Banned
I was eating my girlfriends ass and my mom walked in. She walked out quietly and we just kept going.
Smash cut to 20 years later and Im showing my mom something on her phone. She leaves the room and I decide to send her a pic of my kids from my phone, then open her messaging app to save the pics to her camera roll.
The conversation open in her messaging app is to her boyfriend, and I see the pics shes been sending him. After all these years, I feel she got me back (on accident) for the ass-eating mishap.
Apparently revenge is a dish best served saggy and covered in massive old lady bush.
Smash cut to 20 years later and Im showing my mom something on her phone. She leaves the room and I decide to send her a pic of my kids from my phone, then open her messaging app to save the pics to her camera roll.
The conversation open in her messaging app is to her boyfriend, and I see the pics shes been sending him. After all these years, I feel she got me back (on accident) for the ass-eating mishap.
Apparently revenge is a dish best served saggy and covered in massive old lady bush.
Pankratous
Member
Lots of posts mentioning locks...
"I forgot to lock the door"
"Why didn't you lock the door???"
Confused.. do people have locks on internal doors??? Never seen that in my entire life (except bathrooms)
"I forgot to lock the door"
"Why didn't you lock the door???"
Confused.. do people have locks on internal doors??? Never seen that in my entire life (except bathrooms)
Hahaha fucking hell. That is probably the last thing you'd want on that kinda morning.
lmfao this cracked me up.
Luckily I haven't had one of these stories but have come damn close. Worst was when I was 13. Was looking up porn, the screen froze while my dad walked in. Awkward shit.
Astral Dog
Member
What about a daughter?
Astral Dog
Member
Dooooooo it 😈
TheChocolateWar
Member
You could afford silver lining as a kid?
Reckless Abandon
Member
As a child: Was caught fingerblasting my girlfriend by her mom back when we were both in high school. Heat of the moment we never closed the door so all she had to do was turn the corner to see me knuckle deep inside her daughter. She just ashamedly said her name and walked away. The worst part was that the only way out of their place was a door in the living room where her mom and dad were. That was an awkward exit, to say the least.
As an adult: Was receiving oral in the basement during a house party that had mostly made it's way back upstairs. Suddenly someone began coming downstairs and the only thing I could think to do was grab her mid-suck and throw her body upward on top of mine. Didn't do much to cover up the fact that my pants were halfway down, though...
As an adult: Was receiving oral in the basement during a house party that had mostly made it's way back upstairs. Suddenly someone began coming downstairs and the only thing I could think to do was grab her mid-suck and throw her body upward on top of mine. Didn't do much to cover up the fact that my pants were halfway down, though...
Always-honest
Banned
I was in the bathtub with my girlfriend (at her mother's house). She was sitting on my lap with my dick in her when her mother walked in. She quickly closed the door again but it was pretty obvious what was going on.
The weirdest part was that she (the mother) could laugh about it.
The weirdest part was that she (the mother) could laugh about it.
Finale Fireworker
Member
Until Christmas 2016, I lived in the basement of my parent's house. The house was built on a hill and the basement was actually ground-level, so it wasn't actually subterranean. There was a glass slider door that opened right onto the driveway, so I had my own entrance. However, it was still the basement, and a staircase led directly into my parents' kitchen. They often needed to come downstairs to get things out of the freezer. Privacy was not guaranteed.
My parents had a very strict and unwavering regulation regarding having girls over: they were not allowed over night. Ever. They have extremely conservative views regarding sex and dating, so having a girl spend the night translated to me "not respecting her" or her "ruining her reputation" and "setting a bad example for my younger sister." But I had my own ethics and my own beliefs surrounding this matter and found their standards unabidable.
I snuck girlfriends into my bedroom pretty consistently for six years until I moved out. But when I first started, I didn't have it down to an undetectable science. We got caught a few times, but we almost got caught a lot.
I have plenty of stories about naked partners hiding under the bed or me springing from the sofa pretending to be changing, but they're honestly not very good stories. My most interesting story about getting caught is a time I actually did not get caught, but my girlfriend at the time almost died as a result.
It was August 2010 and I was seeing a girl who often demanded I sneak her into my parent's house so we could spend the night together. She would propose any shortcut, any scheme, and any workaround to get her secretly inside and back out again in the morning. I didn't like doing this because I'd be so afraid of getting caught that I wouldn't sleep well the night before. Then I would wake up at the crack of dawn and listen for my parents to leave the house before I ever felt at ease. But one night it was supposed to be easy: my parents were leaving at 9:00 AM to go to an upstate fair. All we had to do was get her in the night before, then we would have the whole day and the house to ourselves.
But my parents had grown wise and were suspicious. They would search my room when I was in the shower or would come down without warning. To throw my parents off the scent of my misgivings, I needed to maintain my normal morning routine and get in the shower first thing in the morning. But I knew my parents would use that time to do a sweep of my bedroom to make sure nobody was hiding there. So we came up with a plan to hide her outside... in the trunk of my car.
When morning came, she got dressed and waited by the door for me to distract my parents upstairs. The main floor of our house had an open plan with a living room that overlooked the driveway. I had to draw their attention to the kitchen so they wouldn't see my girlfriend running across the driveway from a window. I knew they would both look at me when I emerged from the basement, which would guarantee a few seconds of distraction. I headed up the stairs with my car key concealed beneath a towel. When I got to the top, I pressed the trunk release and entered the main floor of the house. She sprinted from my bedroom door, leapt into the trunk of my car, and closed herself in.
She texted me from the trunk. She was in. I got in the shower. It was 8:45 AM.
I expected my parents to go check my bedroom while I was in the shower. And while I was in the bathroom, I did hear them go into the basement and assumed we were in the clear. But when I emerged, neither of them seemed in a hurry to leave the house. My father was reclined on the living room couch. My mother was sitting on her laptop at the kitchen table.
I asked when they were leaving for the fair. "Soon," they said. It was 9:00 AM.
I texted the girl in the trunk that they were leaving soon, but they weren't moving yet. She texted me it was really hot in the trunk. I started to get nervous.
I waited in my bedroom, listening carefully to my parents through the floor. They didn't mention leaving at all. They didn't move from where they were seated. I heard my mother ask if my father wanted something to eat. It was clear to me they were not leaving soon enough.
I texted my girlfriend in the trunk if she was okay. She said yes. It was 9:10.
A dinger in the kitchen goes off. I hear my mother making toast. I hear my father go up the main-floor stairs to their bedroom on the next floor - the wrong direction to leave. I hear water start in the basement pipes. Was he getting in the shower? It was 9:20.
I text my girlfriend and ask if I should just get in the car and drive somewhere safe. She was barefoot and in her pajamas, but we could drive around in circles or go park somewhere. I waited for her to answer.
It was 9:23. She hadn't answered yet.
9:24.
9:25.
She wasn't answering.
I am panicked now, but then I hear the jingling of keys. I hear the thud of my father putting his shoes in front of him. The back door closes. My parents are in the driveway.
They leave. It is 9:31.
I fly across the driveway and open the trunk of the car. The girl inside is drenched with sweat. I say her name, she doesn't answer. I shake her, she doesn't react. She is unconscious.
I lift her out of the trunk and rush back into the house. I lay her on the floor and empty a water bottle on her face. I am freaking out, about 50% sure that she's dead, when she turns her head and groans.
Thank God.
I expected her to be angry, but she wasn't. Instead, she started thanking me for "saving her life." She gushed about how I was a hero and a bunch of things that made me extremely uncomfortable. I put her life in danger because I was afraid of getting in trouble with my mom and dad. She was almost killed because I was being a stupid kid. I wanted her to be angry. I wanted her to ask me to take her home and we would drive silently to her house before she didn't talk to me ever again.
But instead she praised me for "protecting" her. It made me deeply unsettled. Our relationship had a ton of problems for the year we were together, but it always haunted me that the girl I almost killed instead thanked me for saving her.
That was the time somebody almost died because I didn't want to get walked in on.
My parents had a very strict and unwavering regulation regarding having girls over: they were not allowed over night. Ever. They have extremely conservative views regarding sex and dating, so having a girl spend the night translated to me "not respecting her" or her "ruining her reputation" and "setting a bad example for my younger sister." But I had my own ethics and my own beliefs surrounding this matter and found their standards unabidable.
I snuck girlfriends into my bedroom pretty consistently for six years until I moved out. But when I first started, I didn't have it down to an undetectable science. We got caught a few times, but we almost got caught a lot.
I have plenty of stories about naked partners hiding under the bed or me springing from the sofa pretending to be changing, but they're honestly not very good stories. My most interesting story about getting caught is a time I actually did not get caught, but my girlfriend at the time almost died as a result.
It was August 2010 and I was seeing a girl who often demanded I sneak her into my parent's house so we could spend the night together. She would propose any shortcut, any scheme, and any workaround to get her secretly inside and back out again in the morning. I didn't like doing this because I'd be so afraid of getting caught that I wouldn't sleep well the night before. Then I would wake up at the crack of dawn and listen for my parents to leave the house before I ever felt at ease. But one night it was supposed to be easy: my parents were leaving at 9:00 AM to go to an upstate fair. All we had to do was get her in the night before, then we would have the whole day and the house to ourselves.
But my parents had grown wise and were suspicious. They would search my room when I was in the shower or would come down without warning. To throw my parents off the scent of my misgivings, I needed to maintain my normal morning routine and get in the shower first thing in the morning. But I knew my parents would use that time to do a sweep of my bedroom to make sure nobody was hiding there. So we came up with a plan to hide her outside... in the trunk of my car.
When morning came, she got dressed and waited by the door for me to distract my parents upstairs. The main floor of our house had an open plan with a living room that overlooked the driveway. I had to draw their attention to the kitchen so they wouldn't see my girlfriend running across the driveway from a window. I knew they would both look at me when I emerged from the basement, which would guarantee a few seconds of distraction. I headed up the stairs with my car key concealed beneath a towel. When I got to the top, I pressed the trunk release and entered the main floor of the house. She sprinted from my bedroom door, leapt into the trunk of my car, and closed herself in.
She texted me from the trunk. She was in. I got in the shower. It was 8:45 AM.
I expected my parents to go check my bedroom while I was in the shower. And while I was in the bathroom, I did hear them go into the basement and assumed we were in the clear. But when I emerged, neither of them seemed in a hurry to leave the house. My father was reclined on the living room couch. My mother was sitting on her laptop at the kitchen table.
I asked when they were leaving for the fair. "Soon," they said. It was 9:00 AM.
I texted the girl in the trunk that they were leaving soon, but they weren't moving yet. She texted me it was really hot in the trunk. I started to get nervous.
I waited in my bedroom, listening carefully to my parents through the floor. They didn't mention leaving at all. They didn't move from where they were seated. I heard my mother ask if my father wanted something to eat. It was clear to me they were not leaving soon enough.
I texted my girlfriend in the trunk if she was okay. She said yes. It was 9:10.
A dinger in the kitchen goes off. I hear my mother making toast. I hear my father go up the main-floor stairs to their bedroom on the next floor - the wrong direction to leave. I hear water start in the basement pipes. Was he getting in the shower? It was 9:20.
I text my girlfriend and ask if I should just get in the car and drive somewhere safe. She was barefoot and in her pajamas, but we could drive around in circles or go park somewhere. I waited for her to answer.
It was 9:23. She hadn't answered yet.
9:24.
9:25.
She wasn't answering.
I am panicked now, but then I hear the jingling of keys. I hear the thud of my father putting his shoes in front of him. The back door closes. My parents are in the driveway.
They leave. It is 9:31.
I fly across the driveway and open the trunk of the car. The girl inside is drenched with sweat. I say her name, she doesn't answer. I shake her, she doesn't react. She is unconscious.
I lift her out of the trunk and rush back into the house. I lay her on the floor and empty a water bottle on her face. I am freaking out, about 50% sure that she's dead, when she turns her head and groans.
Thank God.
I expected her to be angry, but she wasn't. Instead, she started thanking me for "saving her life." She gushed about how I was a hero and a bunch of things that made me extremely uncomfortable. I put her life in danger because I was afraid of getting in trouble with my mom and dad. She was almost killed because I was being a stupid kid. I wanted her to be angry. I wanted her to ask me to take her home and we would drive silently to her house before she didn't talk to me ever again.
But instead she praised me for "protecting" her. It made me deeply unsettled. Our relationship had a ton of problems for the year we were together, but it always haunted me that the girl I almost killed instead thanked me for saving her.
That was the time somebody almost died because I didn't want to get walked in on.
Always-honest
Banned
Lol. Is that a Stockholm syndrome kind of thing?
It's not exactly but it feels like that to you.
Waddle Dee
Member
You said she wasn't going to die at the start and I was still nervous reading that.
Supha_Volt
Neo Member
That's nuts! I would have been furious lol.
I don't remember ever getting caught in the act of anything like that.
I'm surprised my friends and I never got caught on newgrounds at city library when I was younger. They must not have gave a shit as they did it multiple times.
Dead Prince
Banned
We used to have a box. I would go in the living room while everyone got ready for school and watched porn. Mind you I was around 10 lmao
She was very strait laced. She came home, turned on the computer and BOOM. Chick with some big ol' tittys hanging out. I'm lucky it was fairly clean and not too raunchy. I wasn't in trouble, but she looked at me like I was some kind of deviant.