Waddle Dee
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I never got caught jerking it and my parents never said anything which has always made me paranoid that they probably did know and were just nice enough to not say anything.
When I was 20 to 21, I was making a lot of poor choices with drugs and who I was hanging out with. I started hanging around a girl I met online. It started off pretty innocently, we'd meet up, smoke bowls, drive around, and hang out at Denny's/iHop to drink coffee and smoke cigs. She had a son and lived with the father, but she told me they weren't in a relationship. They had tried but he was kind of an asshole and cared more about his PlanetSide guild than the kid or relationship. They were basically roommates from what I saw and was told.
There's much more to the story, but to make it short, after a few months, we started having drug fueled sex pretty often.
So one night, while the roommate was at work, we were going at it. Then all of the sudden the door to her room opens up, and there he is looking at us. All he can see is my ass and her legs up in the air. His face said everything. I was fucking his girl. He didn't do anything, though. He just walked out and left the house. We finished.
The ensuing drama for the next few days/weeks made it apparent that they never broke up. It was just a very shitty relationship, the dude was clueless and paid zero attention to what his girl was doing and how he was treating her.
It ended up being a good thing for for everyone though, it lit a fire under his ass and he changed his ways, started treating her better. She got off drugs. I did as well, since she was my "drug buddy" and since we stopped hanging out my access was cut off. They're still together and their kid is doing well in school, last I heard.
At least it was normal porn. I inadvertently walked in on my step dad looking at shemale porn.Never happened to me but I was walked in on my step dad looking at what was obviously porn. Pretended I didn't notice and he never mentioned it. He's a grown ass adult so it wasn't that huge a deal but it was a bit weird.
I can also top this... try the Dreamcast browser on dial-up. I had to make due with that between computers one year.You guys haven't struggled until you've had to use the PSP browser. That was my only choice for some time.
Oddly, something like this JUST happened to my boyfriend. It immediately reminded me of this thread. He wanted to send a naughty picture to me but by accident sent it to his family-group-chat on WhatsApp. Ouch ><
Why are you all having sex near family members with unlocked doors?!
None of you have lived until you have casually watched porn on the living room TV with other people in the house.
And got away with it.
We had a kid in high school do his 2 weeks work experience at a mortuary and got expelled for looking at the dead naked ladies. There was no hiding that under another guise around the school.
I think the keyword to note in that post is "church"Weird reaction from the parents.
You were 18. Presumably she was as well. Why exactly couldn't you see her anymore?
Never got caught in the act, but I forgot to clear out of a page then left for work. Girlfriend came home, and saw what I was looking at. That was an uncomfortable talk. Lesson learned. Clear history every time.
Never got caught in the act, but I forgot to clear out of a page then left for work. Girlfriend came home, and saw what I was looking at. That was an uncomfortable talk. Lesson learned. Clear history every time.
I know a woman who is made at her husband because he was looking at Asian porn. Claims she thinks it means he wants to cheat because she isn't Asian.Your girlfriend was mad about you looking at porn??? Was this in the 1940s by any chance?
Oh. They know.I never got caught jerking it and my parents ever said anything which has always made me paranoid that they probably did know and were just nice enough to not say anything.
Wife walked in on me masturbating. The only thing I could come up with quickly was "I AM CLEANING MY DICK". Not sure why I yelled it out in a high pitched tone.
Things haven't been the same.
Haha. When I was at Uni , one time my mates and I had been up all night taking acid, and were sprawled all over the front room smoking weed and waiting for the effects to wear off, with a porno on the tv as background entertainment. Our landlord was a bit of a wideboy and often turned up unannounced. He'd just ring the bell then let himself in. On that morning he surprised us by turning up with a couple of girls and their dads who had come to check out our place with a view to moving in when we left. They were too polite to mention the weed or the porn, but my poor mate got grilled about heating bills while he stood in the kitchen in his pants, still dazed and confused. It was a pretty funny morning.
lmfao this cracked me up.I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend at the time, in my room. We were both naked. The bed is facing the door, and we hadn't heard anyone come in.
My uncle opened the door and got what I imagine to be a great view of her ass and her head just bobbing up and down. He didn't say anything - he just flashed the biggest smile ever, and quietly closed the door. She didn't notice what was going on, but asked why I went somewhat limp as that's never happened before lol
My uncle still makes fun of me because of the expression I made.
What about a daughter?After all these stories it makes me wonder how so many parents are still so clueless.
If I ever have a son I'm just going to assume that if he's not within my sight he's probably masturbating and I'll proceed around every corner and enter every room with extreme caution.
Dooooooo it 😈Lol tempted to share but I just know that people are lurking and reading without posting.
You could afford silver lining as a kid?My mum caught me dressed as a woman in my room when I was 16. I said I was just 'messing around' and I liked wearing tights because it was cold. Ha. Ehhh.
Then she caught me again in my 30s after I moved back home and I finally told her I was trans. Silver linings and all that.
Lol. Is that a Stockholm syndrome kind of thing?
Some scary shit
That's nuts! I would have been furious lol.
We used to have a box. I would go in the living room while everyone got ready for school and watched porn. Mind you I was around 10 lmaoNone of you have lived until you have casually watched porn on the living room TV with other people in the house.
And got away with it.
Your girlfriend was mad about you looking at porn??? Was this in the 1940s by any chance?