• "This Morning in the Kitchen" By Mr John Dunbar
• "Whiled Turkey" By Sir Bootaaay
• "Torn" By Mr Ashes1396
• "Return" By Sir Irish
• "Safe with 2-ply" By Mr Miri
• "Open to interpretation" By Sir AnkitT
• "Open for Business =/= The Cracks in the Ceiling" By Mr Ashes1396
• "Open Your Mind" By Sir AnkitT
• "The Ending*/" By Mr FantasticMrFoxdie

• You are allowed one entry based on the theme; and an optional second entry, if it meets the secondary objective.
• There are no word counts. Interpret the theme as you wish.
• If you're a brave soul, there is a 'super secret' optional objective: performing the poem. Don't worry - we will only judge your official entry (the written version). Try it out. Poetry Slams are always cool.

• You can vote even if you haven't posted a poem.
• Vote for your three favourite poems. But remember that:
  • you can't vote for your self
  • you can't pick two poems from the same author
  • you can't vote for an entry labelled 'ineligible'
• You cannot win unless you vote.

• The contest runs for two weeks.
• The deadline is on the last Friday. Once the final entry list is up, the voting begins; it finishes at the end of the weekend.
• How we count the votes:
  • 1st place is allocated 3 pts; 2nd is allocated 2pts; 3rd is allocated 1pt
  • If there is no outright winner, we add half a point to 1st place, so that the person with the most first place votes win. If we still don't have a winner, we then leave it up to the op to decide how to best go about it; or to choose the outright winner
• The winner gets a round of applause. They are then in charge of the new thread. If you can't make a new thread, just ask somebody in the current thread, and they might do it for you.

• This thread is not merely for winning or losing, but for critiquing and improving your own craft.
• We like to keep the finale on the alternative week to its sister thread: the creative writing thread. Every so often, we get interrupted, such as during E3, and/or Nanowrimo.
• The archives and the op templates are managed by Bootaaay. If you have a question about it, you can pm him.
• A big thank you to him, and everybody else who manages the thread week in and week out. We would be worse off without them.
• Everybody is welcome to enjoy the poetry on offer, or just vote, or just critique.

• Amir0x - A painful note, Battlefield Bliss
  
• AnkitT - Gray Areas, Point of View, I See, Internal Conflict, Sightsee, The Circlejerk, Be Pee, You Expected a Title? Really?, Development Hell, Cover Your Eyes, They Say I Talk in Obsoletes, Collective, Sensory Deprivation, Nuclear Winter, Deception, Cremation, Match Made in Heaven, Nobody Came to Mine, Hot Douche, Asylum, Deadbeat, Happenstance, It's Personal, Everyone becomes a philosopher after 40, Untitled, Fossil, Placeholder, If Only, Don't fight back, and see what happens., On again off again
  
• Alarif - Light Blue Reminds Her, Second Movement of Discordia Part 2, Uncanny, The Balloon, Untitled, A Game of Cat, Mouse & Fuck Bioware, Blessed
  
• Ashes1396 - Left and Right, Trouble Belongs to Me, The Head & Tails of it All, Blind Faith, The Brain, the Heart, the Kidneys, Mary Poppins vs. other classic musical sing-a-longs, Epoch encroaching mass atrocity: The Rwandan Genocide, und sex?, Golden Phoenix & River Thames, Nobody has time in the city of London for anyone else, Developers, or a poem written in one go in under ten minutes, Soft dreams treading on winter nights, Live, War Torn Machine, Taking Flight From the Nest, The Abominably Rich Man, Prison, A Pure Winter's Daughter, Mechanical Heart, Frightened Rabbits, The brevity of life, Valentines day is over; see you next year!, Don't be sad John., Speaking to the Bottom of a Bottle, Thief, High Seas, Why Believe in Hope?, Time, my best friend, What a Wonderful World, The path of the hitch hiker who doesn't give a f**k!, Lonesome Boat, Death Likes War, till we awake, Sleeping beauty, Rest amongst the lilies, Hometown Glory, Mindless violence? Fuck you! - A Youth Cut Rhapsody, Her Words, Walk Not Alone, The unkempt poet on Old Holloway road, We are in this together.
  
• Beelzebozo - Letters
  
• Bootaaay - Untitled, "Happy" I muttered, trying to pin the word down, November Rain, Vuvuzela & Untitled, Delirium Tremens, Poor Gary Coleman, Nimbus Watching & Crocodile Tears, An Ode to Oscar (the former life of the party), Nerevarine, Trev & Bill's night out on the town, Bastogne, A Man Out of Time, A Dose of Reality, The Storm, The Tower, Smaug, Winter's Shroud, Gone to Ground, Live to Regret, The Sourceress & Current Affairs, Beneath the Waves, Morning Dew, Sea Spray, In the ink deep blackness of night-time's embrace., Ticker Tack, Vigil, Carousel, Death Rattle, Where the Wind Blows, The Road Yet Travelled, A Summer Death, From the ashes of empires we rose once more, Bloodied & Torn, Crows, Streets of London, A Wasp Among the Hoverflies, Either or Or?, Corpse Lights, Sea Wall, Unknown, Wake to See the Sun, Brimstone, Shroud
  
• Botolf - I Heard Something, The Lights, O Musician
  
• ChiefKief - He Carries On
  
• cory - I'm not that Fond of Ramen
  
• Cryptozoologist - Untitled
  
• Cyan - Goals, George Washington & Ashes1396, Adrian Brody, Untitled, Slow, the End
  
• Dartastic - Untitled, Untitled #2, Within - "Fear"
  
• Davedough - Concious Babblings of a Frail Psyche
  
• disappeared - January 27th, maybe tomorrow., Ape Shit, at last
  
• Divine - Life or Death
  
• Dresden - Chipping Away at the Statue, Old Callisto, See-Through Lenses, It's always within you, Cristiano Ronaldo & They Call it the Vuvuzela, Alarif, Said the Monkey to the Monk, Galactic Trooper, Expectations, Orange Everywhere In This Bitch, High & Low, Scuttle, Ferry, Untitled, Broetry, I ain't caring, just wondering
  
• dvolovets - An Elegy for a Forgotten Artist
  
• Flink - Your Bed
  
• Freezie KO - My Flag
  
• goldlion054 - The Girl at the Grocery Store, The Abandonned Neighborhood, That Day
  
• half a moon - Untitled
  
• H.B. - I've been tired for a year and ten days
  
• hey_monkey - Afterward, In Summer, Chiggers: A Dream Song, Cyan Hobbes, Just One, Untitled, For Monica, Jeddah is Drowning

• Igoritza - Untitled
  
• Irish - Faint, Down the Street & Journeyman, What Have I Done?, B Covers Bread As Well, Never Always, Live the Life, Lock, Mud, Lack of Focus, How It Is..., Ever, Continued, Cement, Went Out, The View
  
• Jangaroo - Tomorrow, Now
  
• John Dunbar - An Ordinary Chap, A Winter Wonderland
  
• kid ness - Me, Coin Flip, The Angry Man, Sandbox King, The Market, Somewhere a World, Lizard
  
• The Lamp - Melanoma
  
• MaxSteel - Poem #1, Interior
  
• Melchiah - Beneath the Flesh
  
• Mike Works - Desire
  
• Miri - Sheath, Entry With Ego, Saboteur. Society. Cycle, As the Sirens Sang in the Halls of He., The "Oh Lordy Lordy Few Forties & an Oz" Sex Mind, Warm, Wild, and Starving, I Am, Upon the Town of Red & Blue. Repeat, Fallen Angel Felled, Wander walks with Lucidia, I am Arlevana. I am Villain, Wander walks towards an Intro, Shallow Gouge, Old Man, Victros, Her Name, Vaccine.
  
• Monocle - Untitled
  
• More Fun To Compute - Things and stuff
  
• Mudkips - Interior
  
• Nix - Bitter Dreams; Sweet Relief
  
• Neutrality - Goodbyes, Sunne, Vincent, Theo Baldwin's Final Entry, About a Queen, Smoke and the Feeling of Weightlessness, Forever Yours
  
• Nightshade1765 - Reterning the key to the Rightful Gatekeeper
  
• PolarBearsClub - Forgetting Birthdays, Guest
  
• Plywood - The Masochist, Again
  
• Plumbob - Untitled, The Witches Wade South, Control, Untitled
  
• Raguel - Untitled
  
• RDreamer - Two Days Short of Forever
  
• Reneledarker - The Stolen Eternity
  
• ronito - Vespers
  
• Salvor.Hardin - A Weathered Man, A Virgin Afternoon in the Arabian Desert, Of Jungles and Lights, Beyond the Horizon, A Soldier For All
  
• Seam - The Tearful Moment/The Sane Moment, Located moment, senses poem.
  
• SoccerGoaliePro - Untitled
  
• soul creator - Overanalyze
  
• soultron - Untitled, Embodied in Copper
  
• Snowman Prophet - Indigestion, THE BOOK OF SEGA GENESIS
  
• ThLunarian - Untitled #1, Untitled #2
  
• ThoseDeafMutes - Tab Explosion
  
• Tim the Wiz - All We Humans, More Love, The Waning Earth, Glorious Field, Utoya, Stardust, You
  
• Timedog - Waves Hitting Rocks (Godfuck), Nothing
  
• Trip Warhawkins - A Meaningless Affair, The Coward Says Goodbye
  
• Truth101 - Partings, Alone we wonder
  
• ULTROS! - Room
  
• umop_3pisdn - Untitled, Cellular Matrix, Like sand drinks water
  
• WanderingWind - Untitled, Untitled
  
• Ward - Puffy Chicken Pickle Chips, A Muddled Puddle
  
• Zamorro - Time Well Spent
  
• Zapages - Prince & Farah Meeting in the Two Thrones
  
• ZephyrFate - Dislocation, ZephyrFate, Niche in the Canyon, Left Behind, Untitled

• "This Morning in the Kitchen" By Mr John Dunbar
• "Whiled Turkey" By Sir Bootaaay
• "Torn" By Mr Ashes1396
• "Return" By Sir Irish
• "Safe with 2-ply" By Mr Miri
• "Open to interpretation" By Sir AnkitT
• "Open for Business =/= The Cracks in the Ceiling" By Mr Ashes1396
• "Open Your Mind" By Sir AnkitT
• "The Ending*/" By Mr FantasticMrFoxdie

Ashes1396 said:

Don't get the title, but love the alliteration

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Cyan said:

HM: "Open to interpretation" By AnkitT. "Sheeple" is a pet peeve word that just grinds my gears, otherwise would've probably gotten my vote. Sorry, that's not really feedback or anything. Except to note that I liked it.

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Bootaaay said:

It's just a crappy play on words, as I was whiling away the time drinking Wild Turkey; Whiled Turkey

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Cyan said:

HM: "Open to interpretation" By AnkitT. "Sheeple" is a pet peeve word that just grinds my gears, otherwise would've probably gotten my vote.

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