To truly understand BritGAF, first you must understand Britain. Britain consists England, Wales, Scotland (for now) and sometimes a bit of Ireland, but we try to ignore that because they get a bit bomby from time to time. The British have awful teeth, terrible food and loads of immigrants, but it's OK because they also have the NHS, Boris Johnson, Danny Dyer and the BBC, which has a proud history of institutionalized pedophilia which rivals even the Catholic Church.
The British are fiercely proud of their football teams. As you'd expect, BritGAF is no different and constant discussion about who is the best team will soon fill these pages.
An example of an typical discussion seen on BritGAF:
Tashbrooke said:
BGBW said:
Jedeye Sniv said:
Other acceptable avenues of conversation include bulldogs, cricket (specifically debates about who is the best umpire), Shakespeare, Big Ben (little known fact: the biggest, but also the best Ben), Beefeaters, warm beer, Queen Elizabeth II, rain and especially morris dancing (an activity enjoyed by all of BritGAF and the main reason for all the meetups).
If you don't have anything to say about these topics, you'd best head on back over to Gaming Side, where you're free to discuss who the best Pokémon is or over to OT so you can discuss your long history of social & sexual failure.
For anyone left, please enjoy this community. In these pages you'll find some of the great British minds of our time.
If any of us could feel shame, we'd feel it for being on this list. Luckily when joining BritGAF you'll find that your sense of shame disappears & is replaced by the urge to overshare intimate details about your life!
You can all thank NinjaBoiX for assembling this rather snazzy list of when each of us victoriously emerged from our mother's vaginas!
8th January - Slowdive
11th January - woodsey1982/BGBW
14th January - Addnan
30th January - Guerrillas in the Mist
1st February - NinjaBoiX
6th February - IamMikeside
13th February - N7Commander95
20th February - Wunder
4th March - SuperSah/Vashetti
6th March - Inanna
14th March - Blink Me
16th March - Vereataes
18th March - Romez/alan666
19th March - Nerdkiller
26th March - Shane
5th April - CyanideStrike
6th April - Recall
7th April - Reknoc/Jedeye Sniv/Volotaire
9th April - SteveWD40
29th April - sploatee
30th April - wetflame
6th May - deli2000
11th May - Danj
22nd May - theaface
24th May - TCRS
29th May - shorty_symd
31st May - richisawesome
3rd June - Tarahiro
5th June - kyser73
8th June - Marc
9th June - Darren870
18th June - runlikehell
25th June - MrGlass
27th June - WraithBringer
6th July - Chopper
10th July - toweringinferno
12th July - Olliewilldie
19th July - Jordan91
27th July - Gumball
31st July - Son of D
4th August - cableathan
6th August - QuicheFontaine
7th August - TetraxShards
9th August - JonathanEx
17th August - afoni
27th August - Lollipop Dave
31st August - ittoryu
2nd September - TheHollowNight
6th September - Mark1
9th September - Doc_Beaker
15th September - Screaming Meat
23rd September - Kentpaul
24th September - phisheep
25th September - SovanJedi
27th September - 8bit
7th October - caffeinedreamer
14th October - Juicy Bob
23rd October - NandyRewman
31st October - donkey show
3rd November - Hot Coldman
7th November - Deaf Spacker
15th November - jufonuk
26th November - zorlaczerohero
27th November - dapperbandit
29th November - Snarfington
8th December - poshclown
13th December - Lirlord
15th December - SamRambles
16th December - Musha_Soturi
19th December - jimbor
20th December - Tashbrooke
28th December - Little Old Man
2014 BRITGAF ON TOUR BONUS EDITION
As the official Cliquiest Clique on GAF, we meet up quite a lot. As the year tails off, we've only got one main meet left, for Xmas. This will be in London and some kind of Christmas attire is mandatory.
Mikeside will also be having a house-warming in November, but you're probably not invited.
We're not a terribly organised group of people, but if you want to track us down, these might help!
BritGAF on Steam
BritGAF IRC
BritGAF Gaming IDs
That's right kids, you too can become a BritGAF celebrity! It all starts by filling in this handy form.
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Cheers NinjaBoiX and BGBW, who's OTs I stole from heavily and without remorse.
