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terrisus

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If your car breaks down, you're fortunate, son. You got 99 problems, but stress and worry ain't one.




Dealing with an ex? Prostitute!
 

terrisus

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Having to take a creep at a house party.

Man. Roommate has a bunch of Korean friends over, he's Korean. I've tried to hold it till they were gone but couldn't. So now I'm trying to not creep... And great, they turned off the music while I'm in here, finally getting ready to leave... So now half are outside the restroom door just standing there.

Halp!
 
I'm concerned about NPD sales...


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According to NPD, Women's panties sales seem to be declining YOY or virtually stagnant in the USA. What does that mean for 1st-parties like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom?
 
Creed's Scott Stapp: ISIS froze my bank account and they live at the Holiday Inn

I'm concerned about NPD sales...


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According to NPD, Women's panties sales seem to be declining YOY or virtually stagnant in the USA. What does that mean for 1st-parties like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom?

Well, I'm sure that this is a result of the new found trend of wearing clothes being unpopular. A pity. I was hoping to try crossdressing one day.
Confession: I never knew that Fruit of the Loom was that popular. Oh, and welcome back!
 

Diamond

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I'm concerned about NPD sales...


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According to NPD, Women's panties sales seem to be declining YOY or virtually stagnant in the USA. What does that mean for 1st-parties like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom?

Does it take into account digital panties sales ? If not it's useless.

Also, some quick thoughts :

Rewatching a second time Love Hina for the first time.
CM Punk tells all about re-watching Love Hina for the first time
GAF, 1.ate 2.farted 3.airborned
 

terrisus

Member
Your So hasn't played Chrono Trigger or Earthbound. How would you introduce them?

You introduce them as your SO who has bad taste in games >.>
 

terrisus

Member
CW President tells all about walking out of WWE (podcast)


CM Punk implies that there are more Arrow/Flash spin-offs coming
 

terrisus

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Why do certain "nerds" hate the "rising" popularity of their "culture?"


Why do certain "needs" hate the "rising" popularity of their "culture?"



So I just fucked my crush
 

Brakke

Banned
I just fucked over my crush

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She was nappin' on the bottom bunk and her roommate and I went at it on the top.
 

terrisus

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BuzzFeed: 74 Of The Most Amazing News Articles Of 2014
(They're all BuzzFeed articles)


@NSA : "We're sending NASA to Mars!"

@NASA : "We're sending NSA to Mars!"



A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn

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Coreda

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Unexpected News Hype!!!!!!??!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
wat
holy shit
based [insert consumer idol]
I fucking called it.
[insert related and overused but not too-overused meme]
oooohhhhhhh shhhhhiiiieeeeeeet​

📣 PSA: It's avatar hunting season!

Could I have one?
Me please
I want one too :D
You missed mine :(
Asking again :)
Amazing, thanks!
thx this is too good. Could someone else try it?
Brilliant!
Will replace it as soon as I– oh who am I kidding
Forth time's the charm :)

The Diabolical Downgrade

Preorder cancelled,
lazy fucking devs
Goddamn console parity I want mah 1080/60fps
WTF not this shit again
[PR quote] PR gonna PR
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[Comparison pics] They LIED!
it actually looks better imo
Entitled gamers smfh - I remember when [insert long rant]​

Horrible news with zero redeeming features

:((
wtf
lock em up and throw away the key
Florida Man you slimy piece of shit
It's times like these I lose my faith in humanity
Bullet to the head
Gratz on the prison rape!
Crucify the motherfucker
Nah, strangle him then cut off his limbs one by one I say
Tie him up and shoot him full of arrows!
Invite him to dinner then burn off his genitals
[insert user quote] Victim blaming at its finest folks
That's it I'm out this thread has gone full retard
[full retard quote] I'd edit that post if I were you
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I picked Australia :/​


Let's be perfectly clear though, GAF has a wide variety of posts, all diverse and more thoughtful than those parodied above.
 
I'm concerned about NPD sales...


6gZ96rw.png

Fs4BW9p.png


According to NPD, Women's panties sales seem to be declining YOY or virtually stagnant in the USA. What does that mean for 1st-parties like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom?

Do panties count as hardware or software. If it's the latter, I guess digital sales could pick up some of the rack.
 

Brakke

Banned
Florida Man do you just search for "Florida Man" every once in a while in order to show up whenever someone slags on Florida Man?
I would do this.
 
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