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[Kathian]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really. He was just dull. The whole act was dull. Am going to have a shower now but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might. Don't drink wine.

 

[KingWool]

Was this your first dude on dude sex?

 

[EatinOlives]

Weekend GAF off to a great start

 

[Vashetti]

April... fools?

 

[zeemumu]

All the physical stuff, so dull...so dull...

 

[catmincer]

Subbed

 

[BUNTING1243]

Can only go up from there

Wait how did you not know you came?

 

[outsida]

*Takes a seat

 

[dave is ok]

Maybe the dull sex was an April Fools thing

 

[Obliterator]

Well, this is certainly going to be a wild ride isn't it?

 

[How About No]

Did u offer tissues bro

 

[Fuzyfrog]

 

[xxracerxx]

Can only go up from there

Dude would probably tell you if he was hard.

 

[jb1234]

This'll be a fun thread.

 

[Damon Bennet]

Were you top or bottom? Gay sex can be pretty fun. But its different compared to sex with a girl.

 

[John Kowalski]

OP does not know the joys of penis.

 

[HeartlessNobody213]

Good for you.

 

[GhostBed]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really. He was just dull. The whole act was dull. Am going to have a shower now but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might. Don't drink wine.

Clearly.

Embrace it and join the rest of us. Find better dick.

 

[Vashetti]

Dude would probably tell you if he was hard.

Dull

 

[fester]

Can only go up from there

Must...resist...comment....................

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Look at the bright side man

doesn't matter had sex

 

[Amagon]

Everything is going Milhouse!

 

[Blackthorn]

Hold on.

*pulls up chair*

*pours drink*

Ok, go.

 

[Effnine]

Wine leads to gay sex or just bad gay sex?

 

[schlongdog]

That last sentence, in this context. I'm dying.

This has potential legendary thread status

 

[crowphoenix]

I mean, what were you guys doing? Was it a handy? Did you blow him? Anal?

 

[Bronx-Man]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really.

I don't know how to tell you this but uh...

 

[TheSpoiler]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really. He was just dull. The whole act was dull. Am going to have a shower now but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might. Don't drink wine.

Drunk gaf is best gaf.

Or maybe this is fake gaf?

I don't know.

 

[AlexBasch]

A couple of friends just changed dinner plans so I'm gonna be sitting here by myself in the restaurant for at least 45 minutes.

I was mad, but I think I'm gonna have some fun before they arrive.

S u b b e d.

 

[Eggbok]

So how did this even happen op?
If he wasn't dull would you have liked it?

 

[Bare Grills]

Oh man

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Brilliant. Count me in.

 

[GhostBed]

OP, please describe this sexual encounter in more detail.

 

[Fuu]

particularly gay lmao

 

[Kathian]

Was this your first dude on dude sex?

Yes. Thought it might be OK but just got bored and my kind totally drifted. Not for me clearly. But does go to show how inbuily these things are I guess. I just got bored.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

What did he do? Please elaborate

 

[BFIB]

At least your shit was packed for a quick exit.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

how can you be "not particularly gay" and fuck a dude

So how did this even happen op?
If he wasn't dull would you have liked it?

eggy tryna slip in those PMs

 

[sephi22]

Firstly am clearly jot particularly gay but I mean really. He was just dull. The whole act was dull. Am going to have a shower now but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might. Don't drink wine.

Oh so not particularly gay.
On a scale from 1 to 10, 5 being bi-curious, how gay are you?

 

[Strax]

honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might.

 

[Effnine]

Yes. Thought it might be OK but just got bored and my kind totally drifted. Not for me clearly. But does go to show how inbuily these things are I guess. I just got bored.

Well, were you or are you sexually aroused by guys? Or are you just the type that has to try everything once?

 

[norm9]

If your sexual prowess is anything like your op, it's not surprising it was dull.

 

[crowphoenix]

Oh so not particularly gay.
On a scale from 1 to 10, 5 being bi-curious, how gay are you?

Out of curiosity, what would a 3 be?

 

[Hands of Stone]

When banging are you supposed to also give him a reach around?

I would assume it'd help.

 

[Easy_D]

Oh so not particularly gay.
On a scale from 1 to 10, 5 being bi-curious, how gay are you?

Well, he could have been bi-curious, tried it out and realised it wasn't a turn on for him?

 

[AlexBasch]

Did you lose a bet?

Also, all of GAF right now.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Out of curiosity, what would a 3 be?

you don't stop beating it when the camera zooms in on the swingin' sack

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

Try again with a different guy. Maybe this one is just a dud in bed.

 

[btrboyev]

What the fuck.

 

[Sou Da]

Boring is a new one.