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[TheShocker]

You want other men sucking your wife's dick?

I honestly don't know.

 

[Buzzati]

It's April 1st.


Fake and gay.

 

[I'm new be nice]

I didn't enjoy my first time with a guy either. Right after our encounter I was sure I wasn't even gay, but I knew I wasn't straight so I gave it another try and it was a lot easier to let myself go the second time.

 

[Captcha]

I think having sex with another guy at least makes you like a 5 on the gay scale, which is fine, but let's call a spade a spade. We can be pretty selfish lovers.

I'm gay as fuck and have had sex with a woman; it was awful. I'm a rock-hard, throbbing 6.

I've also had sex with dudes who identified as straight and just wanted to give it a go including the guy I first had sex with. We were banging most of high school then he no-homo'd me lmfao. Can't unsuck my dick though . ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[cdyhybrid]

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

 

[Chobel]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

#dead

 

[neojubei]

I was joking, dude. But very true. Living right near a college campus, I've met plenty of men who allowed their male friends a go at their cock. I heard it's a growing trend to give and allow brojobs.

i wish i was back in college

 

[TWrecks310]

This is one of my favorite thread titles ever.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

i wish i was back in college

Never too late to go back and learn a new major, it's probably worth it just to get some of that hot college D.

 

[ArchedThunder]

This thread is making me bored.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

This thread is making me bored.

Open wide, big boy.

 

[boiled goose]

To be fair to OP, giving someone a blow job is the least interesting part about having sex with a guy. It's pleasurable to the guy but I find the kissing, the groping, the biting, tongue in ear and other holes, and of course, the dick rubbing against each other to be hotter.



You kiss sometimes with tongue, you take off each other's clothes, bite nipple or two, lick armpits, lick their neck, then you go down suck their cock, then they suck your cock, you lie against each other and rub against each other's erection, and if you trust the person enough, may have anal sex. But believe it or not, many gay guys are actually not that into anal sex. So if you have two tops and two bottoms then usually just oral or grinding on each other.

I will try and keep this as PG as possible, while still answering your questions.

Oral: They can take turns, or they can 69.
Anal: They can take turns, or each person has their preferred role.
Yes, they both want to reach orgasm.
Two tops/two bottoms makes things difficult.
Some gay people do not like anal, and stick to oral. I've been with a guy like that, but since I do like both, it wasn't fun only getting one.

Thanks for the answers! Interesting and informative.

 

[Brakke]

Isolated homosexual experiences are not uncommon among heterosexual men.

...at least, that's what my psych textbook said.

This one or nah?

 

[Nickle]

They say you have to try something 20 times before you're sure you don't enjoy it.

 

[Kevyt]

I feel you OP, I was also bored when I decided to have sex with another man. I thought to myself "eh, why not?" I didn't enjoy my first time ei... actually that's a lie. I did enjoy the first time I had sex with another man, but hated the second time.

It's okay OP. It happens.

 

[SiDCrAzY]

This thread is making me bored.

I'm so fucking bored right now..god. I don't know what to do.....

Wonder if anybody can help me get rid of this boredom..

 

[How About No]

They say you have to try something 20 times before you're sure you don't enjoy it.

That's what they said about FFXIII. Takes 30 hours to get good. Fuckers

 

[RespectThySole]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

Lmao

 

[ArchedThunder]

Open wide, big boy.

Sometimes people reget their life choices.
This is not one of those times.

 

[User1608]

I've always wondered how it feels to have some dude inside lol.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I'm so fucking bored right now..god. I don't know what to do.....

Wonder if anybody can help me get rid of this boredom..

This looks like a job for...

or, better yet, just have one of these.

Cause it ain't gonna suck itself.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

i was trying not to giggle, and i failed here

 

[ArgyleReptile]

I think I see the problem OP. You were drunk. Try it again sober and get back to us.

 

[Badlucktroll]

When i saw this thread title i was like "WHOA HELLLOOO!!" like in south park

 

[Replicant]

cancers are sensitive

*sigh* Maybe I should ask you a few things about how my friend's been acting lately. He's a cancer.

I heard that they sometimes do that stuff to prove they're not gay. It's kinda like Egoraptor's D Club, where they do gay things to prove they're not gay.

I think I need to lie down.

This thread is making me bored.

I'll show you my Hyper-Weapon!

 

[Laughing Banana]

I don't understand how a guy can call himself not a particularly gay person after flat out admitting of having sex with a man...

 

[Demoskinos]

NeoGAF is a special place.

 

[GorillaJu]

I love how this form is aggressively pushing the idea that whatever you identify as, you are, and that sexuality is a fluid scale, yet there are dozens of posters just saying "nah you gay"

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I'll show you my Hyper-Weapon!

I've seen better, but at least you know how to use it better than other men.

NeoGAF is a special place.

I love how this form is aggressively pushing the idea that whatever you identify as, you are, and that sexuality is a fluid scale, yet there are dozens of posters just saying "nah you gay"

I think we're just poking fun at the basic "no homo" part at the beginning.

 

[BraXzy]

You can really feel the boredom setting in. And not the Netflix and chill kind.

 

[Dai101]

I love how this form is aggressively pushing the idea that whatever you identify as, you are, and that sexuality is a fluid scale, yet there are dozens of posters just saying "nah you gay"

Nah. I'm sure most if not all of them are just fucking with the OP.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Sorry for the bad night, op. I actually had a good date with a woman. No sex. But the compliments were nice: nice eyes, body, and personality. Feels good man.

 

[Futureman]

Maybe being gay is for you but you need to find a better guy. You said so yourself you found him dull. I'm sure there's a guy out there who isn't dull to you.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Nah. I'm sure most if not all of them are just fucking with the OP.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

You can really feel the boredom setting in. And not the Netflix and chill kind.

Everyone in this thread seems bored now... This can only lead to one thing.

Spoiler

 

[Crayons]

I love how this form is aggressively pushing the idea that whatever you identify as, you are, and that sexuality is a fluid scale, yet there are dozens of posters just saying "nah you gay"

it's only because there are lots of guys in denial who exist and will be the biggest slut for the D but then they claim to be straight

Like, for you to drink and then suck a cock, well that desire had to be in you somewhere. Not saying you're "gay" but shit you're at least curious

*sigh* Maybe I should ask you a few things about how my friend's been acting lately. He's a cancer.

go ahead

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Weekend GAF off to a great start

.

 

[Professor Beef]

i can't stomach the thought of the fact that 1 in 10 men are gay. it's disgusting. it's immoral. it's wrong.

i refuse to believe that one of the ten dudes that sucked me off were gay.

Wait, 1 in 10!? You mean...the gay guys I met were...gay???

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

i can't stomach the thought of the fact that 1 in 10 men are gay. it's disgusting. it's immoral. it's wrong.

i refuse to believe that one of the ten dudes that sucked me off were gay.

1 was also likely bisexual.

 

[Shadybiz]

This is a fantastic thread. Though, I'm having trouble with this:

but honestly when their letting you know you've cum its probably been a bad might.

Are you saying that you came and didn't realize it...and were poking the starfish with a limp noodle, or??

 

[Hinchy]

how can you be "not particularly gay" and fuck a dude

oh oh oh I have a story about this

one of my best [male] friends tried to see if he could hook up for [straight] sex at a local bar

he failed but there was this gay guy clearly incredibly interested in him

so he was basically like "eh you only live once"

according to him "I really tried my fucking best for as long as I could but it just wasn't for me."

so, see, he's honestly the STRAIGHTEST person I've ever known. most straight people never even TRY gay. he did his damndest to try to gay before finally going "welp, shit, guess I'm straight".

that's fucking rad. I miss him. RIP.

EDIT: and like, he was topping. and he just kept going at it.

poking the starfish with a limp noodle

, as it were.

 

[PumpkinSpice]

how can you be "not particularly gay" and fuck a dude

Lots of people go through bi-curious or experimental phases in their lives.

 

[Replicant]

Everyone in this thread seems bored now... This can only lead to one thing.

go ahead

I'll send you a PM. It looks like a life story now that I typed it.

 

[BassForever]

you might wanna try to find a different forum for that review

God damn someone needs to chronicles all of EtDP's responses in a book that'll be perserved in a museum of art

 

[ArchedThunder]

This thread has made me lonely, lol.

 

[nillapuddin]

I've always wondered how it feels to have some dude inside lol.

ITT: HylianHistorian almost got away with this post.

 

[Meowster]

My first time with a man wasn't that great either - you have to keep trying!

 

[The Lamp]

this is why straight men panic about drinking girly drinks
this is what happens
one moment you're watching the game, sharing drinks with your pals
the next moment you're being spitroasted on chaturbate

I am laughing so hard I can't survive this thread.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'll send you a PM. It looks like a life story now that I typed it.

Could you imagine GAF in a pile like that?

 

[Aske]

I'd at the very least consider them on the heterosexual end of bisexual. Then again, people sometimes identify as straight despite where their attractions lie for a multitude of reasons.

Exactly. The pressure to figure out your label is often more about tribalism and politics than it is sexuality. But gay, straight, bi, bi-curious, heteroflexible, homoflexible, pansexual...None of them should matter when you're deciding who you find attractive. Fuck who you fuck, love who you love, and don't label other people because it undermines their attempts to be honest with themselves and figure out who they are.

If it makes sense for someone to identify as bi when expressing their sexuality to others, that's for them to decide. If that person had a long, drawn out relationship full of great sex with someone of the same gender, but for whatever reason wants to be with people of the opposite sex afterwards, I'm not going to tell them they shouldn't choose to identify as straight.

Labels for sexuality should be adopted by us if we want them to help others understand who we are. They shouldn't be treated like brands we can force on others based on who we think they are.