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[LookAtMeGo]

Asparajizz?

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Does asparagus affect it?
It makes my pee smell funny.

Yes, and don't eat that, asparagus make it taste awful.

Asparagus will make your cum taste horrible. Please don't eat it.

See, he agrees with me.

...what...did you just do to me

I made you crave for a nice, warm, juicy throbbing penis. You're not the first person I convinced to accept the D, and likely not be the last.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Oh man. I eat so much asparagus.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I'm told pineapple makes the stuff taste better. While coffee and meats makes it not so pleasant.

 

[nitekrawlwer]

Isn't pineapple the secret to making your own personal secret sauce taste nice and sweet?

 

[Replicant]

Sounds to me you would appreciate a woman's body cos they are a work of art.

Men's bodies are just for getting around.

Yeah no. Just go to any gym's change room and you'll see that many men have the body of an art object, worthy to be a collection at any art gallery or plain worship. The handsome face, the broad shoulder, the taut muscles rippling when they reach at something far, the six pack, the V line around their hips, their tight round ass, the strong carved legs, and even the hair or no hair around the pecs area.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I also eat lots of pineapple. I guess it will even out the asparagus.

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm told pineapple makes the stuff taste better. While coffee and meats makes it not so pleasant.

Isn't pineapple the secret to making your own personal secret sauce taste nice and sweet?

Pineapple and cranberries are good for this :>

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

I also eat lots of pineapple. I guess it will even out the asparagus.

Just turns your jizz into sweet and sour sauce.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Just turns your jizz into sweet and sour sauce.

This explains the gagging.

 

[jesu]

Asparagus will make your cum taste horrible. Please don't eat it.

That was supposed to be our secret!

I'm told pineapple makes the stuff taste better. While coffee and meats makes it not so pleasant.

That totally changes the pina colada song for me now

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Just turns your jizz into sweet and sour sauce.

I do need some to dip my chicken nuggets in.

 

[BubbleBobble]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

 

[Sai-kun]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

its 2016 if u arent eating cum youre a big fucking virgin baby loser

 

[BubbleBobble]

oh I thought this was like a serious discussion site or something

so we can talk about whatever we want on off-topic?

some boards *say* you can, but ban you if you make any kind of misstep ;3

 

[Vashetti]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

What's the matter, got no wine to hand?

 

[Kurdel]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

This is a forum for adults

 

[jesu]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

see that bubble bub's in......

This is a forum for adults

NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

 

[Plum]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

If you're stuck on a desert island with no food around what else are you gonna eat?

 

[NateDog]

Considering where this thread has gone I'm going to link an article that was posted here not too long ago about men having sex with men and sexuality: http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/08/why-straight-men-have-sex-with-each-other.html?wpsrc=nymag

Here's the GAF thread on it: https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1093284

For those of you interested that haven't seen it yet I suggest you read it. I hadn't really heard of this very much before until I saw this and found it eye-opening.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

Cum is the nectar of the Gods. My new religion for the homoerotic worship of Uranus's Severed Ballsack demands that every follower to drink the holy semen from the sacred grail. You shall be cleansed my child, let the sperm flow through you as the semen warms your cold heart and forgives you of your many sins.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

why are we discussing eating cum?

Because it's kinda sexy.

 

[TheSeks]

Wtf? 44sqinch wipes? What kind of disaster are they meant for dealing with?

GlueFactory.gif

 

[Badosh]

why are we discussing eating cum?

geez louise, 21st century

Because it's GAF.

 

[Abstrusity]

You know, I've always been confused about this point: If the guy is dressed like a woman, looks like a woman, is it still gay to lust after them?Is it the secondary sexual characteristics, or the primary sexual chaacteristics, that build lust?

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

You know, I've always been confused about this point: If the guy is dressed like a woman, looks like a woman, is it still gay to lust after them?Is it the secondary sexual characteristics, or the primary sexual chaacteristics, that build lust?

"This magic buttlust
transcends gender identities
just let me in bro"

Truth is, if he's attracted to him and still is after finding out he's a guy, to the point they still lust after him, than yeah it's kinda gay. Being gay just means you're sexually attracted towards the same sex and prefer to have sex exclusively with the same sex.

If you're attracted to femininity and attracted to a man (let's assume they still identify as male) who dresses and appears feminine to you then I would suggest you are gynephilic. See the venn diagram on the last page which people apparently have difficulty with.

On second thought, this seems more likely the case. I forget there are people who are sexually attracted towards femininity and masculinity, rather than their sex and gender. Funny too, considering I'm mostly attracted towards masculinity. Guess that makes me androphile.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

You know, I've always been confused about this point: If the guy is dressed like a woman, looks like a woman, is it still gay to lust after them?Is it the secondary sexual characteristics, or the primary sexual chaacteristics, that build lust?

If you're attracted to femininity and attracted to a man (let's assume they still identify as male) who dresses and appears feminine to you then I would suggest you are gynephilic. See the venn diagram on the last page which people apparently have difficulty with.

 

[freenudemacusers]

oh I thought this was like a serious discussion site or something

so we can talk about whatever we want on off-topic?

some boards *say* you can, but ban you if you make any kind of misstep ;3

Join for the console wars, stay for the cum eating.

 

[BubbleBobble]

This is a forum for adults

well then perhaps talking about eating cum is not what we should be doing, then

Join for the console wars, stay for the cum eating.

LOL

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

I do need some to dip my chicken nuggets in.

One of these days, I will combine food and sex. But then I just think I'd vomit it back up from all the movement.

Because it's kinda sexy.

And there's:
1. Less mess.
2. No cleanup required.
3. More enjoyable for him.
4. Fun to see him squirm when you keep sucking.

But getting messy can be fun too.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

well then perhaps talking about eating cum is not what we should be doing, then


LOL

Son, there's nothing more adult than eating cum and talking about it like we were wine tasting.

 

[Dany]

And there's:
1. Less mess.
2. No cleanup required.
3. More enjoyable for him.
4. Fun to see him squirm when you keep sucking.

But getting messy can be fun too.

Exactly. It all depends on the vibe of the session.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Son, there's nothing more adult than eating cum and talking about it like we were wine tasting.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Oh good God, yes!

 

[Kurdel]

well then perhaps talking about eating cum is not what we should be doing, then

If it offends your sensibilities, stop reading this thread.

 

[BubbleBobble]

Son, there's nothing more adult than eating cum and talking about it like we were wine tasting.

I feel for this generation :3

 

[Newline]

This can't be a thing... surely this isn't a thing. This is the first time i've heard about fetishized cooking. I've heard of people drinking womens breast milk but not cooking with even that.

 

[Mestizo]

Son, there's nothing more adult than eating cum and talking about it like we were wine tasting.

or eating an Omelete cum.

ps: don't search it on google if you're sensible

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

So this is a cum tasting thread now ... Cool remember the first time I had my own cum was after masturbating and deciding I was wasting too much toilet paper So I gave it shot and well 9/10 would cum again.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

or eating an Omelette cum.

ps: don't search it on google if you're sensible

I was expecting a recipe involving multiple men's semen mixed into eggs and whisked to make an omelette, not pure semen thrown into a pan.

 

[Dany]

Is it gay to taste your own cum?

Asking for a friend 🌚

 

[John Kowalski]

Is it gay to taste your own cum?

Asking for a friend 🌚

Yes.

Try to eat some pineapples beforehand, it tastes better that way.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

I have to stop clicking this thread every time it pops up to see if OP posted more.

Homie needs to study r/gonewildstories and give us the deets.

 

[God Dayumm]

Is it gay to taste your own cum?

Asking for a friend 🌚

Only if you taste it from someone's ass

 

[moggio]

Pineapples for the flavour, bananas for the thick and creamy texture.

I was at a "chillout" the other day that turned into a bit of a bukakke. Don't remember much about it though as I was off my tits on ketamin.

I attend group wank sessions quite often. They are popular with straight guys. Especially the football themed ones. Guess it's just a way for them to relax away from their other half with a group of non judgemental guys, watch some footie and have a wank.

 

[Astral Dog]

This can't be a thing... surely this isn't a thing. This is the first time i've heard about fetishized cooking. I've heard of people drinking womens breast milk but not cooking with even that.

Its definetly a thing

Spoiler

opens new possibilities doesnt it

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Is it gay to taste your own cum?

Asking for a friend 🌚

My BF performed autofellatio and drank his own cum when he was younger, and he's not gay... Alright, he's pansexual, but still.

 

[Sai-kun]

Only if you taste it from someone's ass

n i c e

Pineapples for the flavour, bananas for the thick and creamy texture.

I was at a "chillout" the other day that turned into a bit of a bukakke. Don't remember much about it though as I was off my tits on ketamin.

I attend group wank sessions quite often. They are popular with straight guys. Especially the football themed ones. Guess it's just a way for them to relax away from their other half with a group of non judgemental guys, watch some footie and have a wank.

n i c e

 

[chadboban]

I disagree, men's bodies are just as beautiful as any work of art.

The penis alone is the most celebrated art in the world. Its shape is tantalizing, and the aroma is encaptivating. The taste is bitter, but it turns more sweet as you swish it around in your mouth. The nectar it releases always tastes different depending on its owner; from salty, to bitter, to sweet, and even spicey. Truly a blessing and a wonder of artistic nature.

Spoiler

... Great, now I want to give my BF a blowjob.

 

[doop_]

I need a parent.