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[theultimo]

People really need to stop reading HuffPo

And instead read NYT. They are seriously going all in.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Oh my fucking GOD

CNN

CNN

LOOOOOOL

Anchor: Well, you're down
Michael (Trump spokesman): Says who?
Anchor: ...
Michael: Says who?
Anchor: Polls.
Michael: Says who? Which ones?
Anchor: Polls. Most of them. ...all of them?
Michael: Says who?
Anchor: ...Polls. [chuckles awkwardly]

 

[Emarv]

Did anybody else just see that CNN exchange where Michael Cohen tried to call out CNN but then got stomped? So good.

beat me to it. incredible

Oh my fucking GOD

CNN

CNN

LOOOOOOL

Anchor: Well, you're down
Michael (Trump spokesman): Says who?
Anchor: ...
Michael: Says who?
Anchor: Polls.
Michael: Says who? Which ones?
Anchor: Polls. Most of them. ...all of them?
Michael: Says who?
Anchor: ...Polls. [chuckles awkwardly]

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Just now on CNN

Michael Cohen: "Who says we're losing?"

CNN Host: "The polls, most of them... all of them"

*long pause with dumbfounded look on Cohen's face*

Michael Cohen: "Says who?"

CNN Host: "The polls, all of them"

Michael Cohen: "OK"

 

[Sibylus]

I mentioned a while back that this is something out of Jack Ryan novel. It's baffling. Crazy thing is....Trump got intel brief today? Why isnt anyone concerned about Manafort? People are not up in arms because the Tom Clancy scenario literally happening before their eyes is too implausible to be true. Like Manafort giving our secrets to Kremlin? Pfft, run along now.

He's going to come back from the grave just to read the history books they write about this shit. Stranger than anything he ever dreamed of.

 

[Iolo]

After Campaign Shake-Up, It's Trump Versus the World

Over the last two weeks, concerned members of Trump's inner circle plotted an intervention to try and convince Trump that he needed to mount a more traditional campaign with a more disciplined approach to attacking Hillary Clinton and appealing to swing voters.

Trump heard them out and then staged a campaign intervention of his own in the opposite direction

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

[embed]live CNN feed[/embed]

 

[Teggy]

Oh my god, you will need to see this exchange between Sara Murray and Michael Cohen from the Trump campaign, who comes across as a thug, by the way. And not a dogwhistle thug, the traditional thug who hangs out on a street corner and harasses people.

Sara: you guys are down, and...

Cohen: (interrupts) says who!?

Sara: polls

Cohen: which ones?

Sara: most of them. All of them?

Then we have one of those weird trump surrogate moments where he seems to not hear what she said.

Cohen: says who?

Sara: polls. I just told you, I answered your question

Cohen: (annoyed) OK, which polls?

Sara: all of them

Cohen: OK, and your question is?

LOL, guess I took too long transcribing

 

[NYCmetsfan]

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/766019514093936641

 

[User 463088]

The Ohio Secretary of State is a fucking piece of trash.

"When Hillary Clinton says voters are often disenfranchised, that's dangerous to the process. When Trump says that the election is rigged in favor of his opponent, that is also equally dangerous."

Get fucked asshole.

 

[Emarv]

Brianna Keilar is about to slap this guy through the webcam on CNN rn.

These Trump surrogates are getting more and more desperate and fed up with real questions from the "MSM".

 

[Slayven]

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Now that the election is over and I don't have to fear Donald Trump every waking second of my miserable life (I now alternate seconds), I can return to panicking over every day run-of-the-mill things.

For example, I bought a zippered sweatshirt online and the zipper tab is on the left-hand side instead of the right-hand side. Is this a left-handed sweatshirt? Do they make those? This is insane. The simplicity of a zipper has been established by my lifelong expectations that all zippers are identical. Now this zipper is literally reversed. Left is right, up is down, black is white.

Somebody wake me up, please. I'm trapped in a nightmare.

 

[whyamihere]

Tony Goldwyn is going to be at the Clinton Atlanta campaign office opening.

SUN, AUG 21, 2016, 1:00PM – 4:00PM EDT
Hillary for Georgia Office Opening
Her House
217 Walker St SW Atlanta, Georgia 30313
Map this location
Official event

Please join actor Tony Goldwyn, fellow Democrats, and Hillary Clinton supporters as we open the doors to our Metro Atlanta office.

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/events/view/AS4NFCGW72EEXEER/

 

[User 463088]

Now that the election is over and I don't have to fear Donald Trump every waking second of my miserable life (I now alternate seconds), I can return to panicking over every day run-of-the-mill things.

For example, I bought a zippered sweatshirt online and the zipper tab is on the left-hand side instead of the right-hand side. Is this a left-handed sweatshirt? Do they make those? This is insane. The simplicity of a zipper has been established by my lifelong expectations that all zippers are identical. Now this zipper is literally reversed. Left is right, up is down, black is white.

Somebody wake me up, please. I'm trapped in a nightmare.

Is it like with shirts? Maybe it's a woman's? I think I have one that zips up on the left side too now that you mention it.....what a mess.

 

[Boke1879]

Brianna Keilar is about to slap this guy through the webcam on CNN rn.

These Trump surrogates are getting more and more desperate and fed up with real questions from the "MSM".

It's their end game, and based on talks about Trump starting his own news network it makes sense that this is their primary attack.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

They're back.

Btw, guys, every time I see Michael Cohen comes out of the woodwork to speak on behalf of Trump he just seems like the most idiotic person who has ever had the gall to be on national television.

 

[Mike M]

Holy shit that's fantastic.

 

[royalan]

When my mom gives me that look I know it's too late to run.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Is it like with shirts? Maybe it's a woman's? I think I have one that zips up on the left side too now that you mention it.....what a mess.

I had this suspicion as well, but zippers do not seem to follow the gendered pattern of buttons. I inspected several women's jackets and did not find zippers with the hardware on the left-hand side.

Very stressed out rn.

 

[Slayven]

When my mom gives me that look I know it's too late to run.

You feel it in your soul

 

[User 463088]

I had this suspicion as well, but zippers do not seem to follow the gendered pattern of buttons. I inspected several women's jackets and did not find zippers with the hardware on the left-hand side.

Very stressed out rn.

Would a cocktail help you relax? I could mix up something. Bottom of the barrel at the moment, so it might have to be a bit interesting.....

 

[cartoon_soldier]

When my mom gives me that look I know it's too late to run.

 

[User 463088]

When my mom gives me that look I know it's too late to run.

Yes, girl. I get that look from my mom, my ass is getting beat. And that's just since I'm an adult. Shit, if I was little and got that look, I'd be kissing my Pogs goodbye.

A pogs reference. Fuck I'm old.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

LOL michael cohen going in on the "real racist angle"

"he doesn't see color"

 

[whyamihere]

"White supremacists have endorsed Hillary Clinton"

"Which white supremacists?"

"Uh, there's that Greg guy, and uh, that Senator, Robert Byrd"

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Would a cocktail help you relax? I could mix up something. Bottom of the barrel at the moment, so it might have to be a bit interesting.....

Some morose Googling reveals this is some Eurocentric standard. I now find Globalism threatening to my way of life.

 

[Slayven]

They didn't even screencap the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIlJeLVuY0&feature=youtu.be

 

[Nazgul_Hunter]

Michael Cohen sounds like the ultimate New York wingman.

Also: it's easy to not "divide" people demographically when your tactic is to just ignore specific issues that community faces.

 

[User 463088]

Some morose Googling reveals this is some Eurocentric standard. I now find Globalism threatening to my way of life.

Should we build a wall?

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Michael cohen is pretty much berry zuckercorn

 

[Box of Kittens]

Is realtruenews a parody site? It looks like a parody site

That's the one where pretty much every article is an interview with an anonymous insider saying Democrats are in a panic and Trump is surging, etc? It's clearly fake but I can't tell if it's a parody mocking conservatives, or genuinely trying to fool people.

 

[Slurpy2k20]

Err..

https://youtu.be/0W9miffGWas

 

[Teggy]

Michael Cohen - Trump cares about all Americans. He'll get around to talking to non-white people, I'm sure. Sometime in the next 80 days.

 

[Slayven]

"divide" means black, LGBTQ, Hispanic, asian, etc issues are not american issues and shouldn't be brought up.

 

[BaronMonstro]

Oh my god, you will need to see this exchange between Sara Murray and Michael Cohen from the Trump campaign, who comes across as a thug, by the way. And not a dogwhistle thug, the traditional thug who hangs out on a street corner and harasses people.

Sara: you guys are down, and...

Cohen: (interrupts) says who!?

Sara: polls

Cohen: which ones?

Sara: most of them. All of them?

Then we have one of those weird trump surrogate moments where he seems to not hear what she said.

Cohen: says who?

Sara: polls. I just told you, I answered your question

Cohen: (annoyed) OK, which polls?

Sara: all of them

Cohen: OK, and your question is?

LOL, guess I took too long transcribing

Amazing. Here's a vid of it.

https://twitter.com/elliosch/status/766021223415439361

During the pause I thought the player had froze.

 

[Emarv]

"divide" means black, LGBTQ, Hispanic, asian, etc issues are not american issues and shouldn't be brought up.

real talk.

 

[Slizeezyc]

Now that the election is over and I don't have to fear Donald Trump every waking second of my miserable life (I now alternate seconds), I can return to panicking over every day run-of-the-mill things.

For example, I bought a zippered sweatshirt online and the zipper tab is on the left-hand side instead of the right-hand side. Is this a left-handed sweatshirt? Do they make those? This is insane. The simplicity of a zipper has been established by my lifelong expectations that all zippers are identical. Now this zipper is literally reversed. Left is right, up is down, black is white.

Somebody wake me up, please. I'm trapped in a nightmare.

Bruh, it's okay, I've been there too. I imagine they just put it on backwards. I have an Assassin's Creed hoodie and the zipper was on the left. So either they're just carnies, or it's some French Canadian thing I'm unaware of, or they messed up.

The hoodie is sharp either way, I will stand by my choice.

 

[User 463088]

I looked up realtruenews. There were ladies in very small bathing suits. I left immediately. I regret everything.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Media won't even play my jams... I mean show my crowds

Nothing gets past you.

Did anybody else just see that CNN exchange where Michael Cohen tried to call out CNN but then got stomped? So good.

beat me to it. incredible

Just now on CNN

Michael Cohen: "Who says we're losing?"

CNN Host: "The polls, most of them... all of them"

*long pause with dumbfounded look on Cohen's face*

Michael Cohen: "Says who?"

CNN Host: "The polls, all of them"

Michael Cohen: "OK"

[embed]live CNN feed[/embed]

Brianna Keilar is about to slap this guy through the webcam on CNN rn.

These Trump surrogates are getting more and more desperate and fed up with real questions from the "MSM".

Oh my god, you will need to see this exchange between Sara Murray and Michael Cohen from the Trump campaign, who comes across as a thug, by the way. And not a dogwhistle thug, the traditional thug who hangs out on a street corner and harasses people.

Sara: you guys are down, and...

Cohen: (interrupts) says who!?

Sara: polls

Cohen: which ones?

Sara: most of them. All of them?

Then we have one of those weird trump surrogate moments where he seems to not hear what she said.

Cohen: says who?

Sara: polls. I just told you, I answered your question

Cohen: (annoyed) OK, which polls?

Sara: all of them

Cohen: OK, and your question is?

LOL, guess I took too long transcribing

I found a video

https://youtu.be/ivmUsbnXiuY

 

[Slayven]

Err..

https://youtu.be/0W9miffGWas

But is he wrong?

 

[Slurpy2k20]

They didn't even screencap the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIlJeLVuY0&feature=youtu.be

"Black people believe satire, I had a guy send me a headline once from a satire website.."

What the fuck is wrong with this guy

 

[sc0la]

Look, it's Hillary eating a pork chop

Is she eating a churro and getting in a Delorean?

Spoiler

To go back in time to create ISIS and kill commander Kahn.

 

[Emarv]

Amazing. Here's a vid of it.

https://twitter.com/elliosch/status/766021223415439361

During the pause I thought the player had froze.

hahahaha. it's better every time.

 

[gaugebozo]

One of the best political songs ever is Hail to the Chief by John McCutcheon. It's nothing but Bush quotes.

I think I figured out who Ken M. is.

 

[Teggy]

Sara Murray Brianna Keilar has like the world's most perfect hair. Like every strand just lays perfectly on top of one another.

Um. Politics!

edit: brainfart

 

[Black Republican]

Brianna Keilar is about to slap this guy through the webcam on CNN rn.

These Trump surrogates are getting more and more desperate and fed up with real questions from the "MSM".

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/766021779361968128

this one? damn

edit: probably not, but still damn!

 

[whyamihere]

The video of the "polls, all of them" clip is unreal. I can't stop watching it.

 

[Emarv]

Give Brianna Keilar her own hour, CNN. Got more fun news than Wolf has in months.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

"Most of them? All of them" is the part that killed me. Next time I'm at the grocery store and they ring up my total, my response will be "Says who?"