"Is Captain Marvel playing?"
"Is Captain Marvel playing?"
Fixed for alternativeDo you like turtles?
That's, like, 30 words, man.have you tried anal?
I live at home
I have a wife/girlfriend/husband etc
thoughts on receiving facials?
do you mind paying?
"I'm a male feminist"
That's, like, 30 words, man.
You're a cheating prick!
"I'm a male feminist"
You should have pointed to his crotch and said “You won’t be needing that then”.A dude actually said this to me (granted we weren't on a date and it was more of an attempt to 'impress' me). He said it with such pride and confidence; as if he thought saying that was an instant panty-soaker.
I've said thisYou're like my mother.
The best play here (pointing to your cock).
A dude actually said this to me (granted we weren't on a date and it was more of an attempt to 'impress' me). He said it with such pride and confidence; as if he thought saying that was an instant panty-soaker.
I am a cheating prick but those are all meant as individual examples
Less posts to like then.
You lose!
In the future a man's farts will be used to signal his sexual attractiveness to potential mates. Mark my words.Hey, pull my finger!
Hey, pull my finger!
At least you know you can out smart them!
nvmLots of [pick your favorite slur]s here.
If a girl said that to me that would only improve the date I would probably give her my N7 shirt the next date"Hello! We are legion."
I think the “guys” who say that are just trying to patheticly impress. “See I care about women’s right too!” “I’m just soooo progressive!”A dude actually said this to me (granted we weren't on a date and it was more of an attempt to 'impress' me). He said it with such pride and confidence; as if he thought saying that was an instant panty-soaker.