Don’t tag me on this shit. I read that thread to find out which games have sexy characters, not to read what the diversity power rangers think about Buttertub, MichelleObamaGoat, and WhatTheLivingFuck. I want to see them scour gamedom for spank material and clutch their pearls and pretend to be above it while also posting these pictures of scantily clad women over, and over, and over again, page after page after page, just obsessively staring at them while commenting on every inch of bare flesh like it was a Bible verse.
“Have you seen Lara Croft? Why is she wearing shorts? Do you see these shorts? And these long, smooth legs that go up to a tight and toned buttocks that you could bounce quarters off. How grotesque! The way they objectify women... and by the way, nothing about these characters matters - not their stories, personality, interpersonal relationships, nothing - because they are dressed sexy. So, very sexy. *unzips pants* I hate that they are making me do this, staring at her pretty body and touching myself vigorously. Eidos should be ashamed!”