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The ugliest graphics you have ever seen.

rəddəM

Member
FF13 Lightning returns (ps3/360/pc looks no better)
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Larxia

Member
FF13 Lightning returns (ps3/360/pc looks no better)
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The crazy thing about this is that this is not some specific screenshot with a free camera took by someone or anything, it's actually a cutscene, they straight up show you this fullscreen in a cutscene lol. Such a weird choice.
But as said Iyan, the rest of the game looks fine, this is really one specific, but terrible thing.
 

Xaero Gravity

NEXT LEVEL lame™
Perhaps not exactly what you're looking for but this is the single most off putting thing I've seen come from a video game . It's a graphical glitch from one of the MLB The Show games.

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Thank you for this, reminded me to redeem The Show on PS+
 

Yoshi

Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
The crazy thing about this is that this is not some specific screenshot with a free camera took by someone or anything, it's actually a cutscene, they straight up show you this fullscreen in a cutscene lol. Such a weird choice.
But as said Iyan, the rest of the game looks fine, this is really one specific, but terrible thing.
Don't hate on that dog, it is endearing.
 

stranno

Member
The PS3 version of Shadow of Morder
Here's a comparison.

I didnt expect Candyland to make this absolutely stupid and disrespectful clickbait on thumbnails. Disappointing..

Unsurprisingly, they didnt even tried with The Switcher.
 
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stranno

Member
Trust me though that video is even making the PS3 version look better.

This was a late PS3 game like...

It is a graphics comparison channel, i just dont understand why are they trying to make fun of a game, there are other channels for that. Youtube sometimes sucks.
 

stranno

Member
Another terrible game for Playstation was Taxi 2, the official game of the movie. Its quite probably the worst racing game i've ever seen (not counting unfinished games like Big Rigs).

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The game had poor graphics, terrible handling (it was the quintessence of the sliding ice block handling), the rival car glitched in and out of the screen (no matter your driving performance) and the FPV just removed the car from the screen, it wasnt even a different POV. And, on top of that, it was really hard!

The obscure PC version was a lil bit better.
 
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It's like a ultra cheap knockoff of Pokemon and was my jam back in 2000.
 
Was the game good?
I had a blast with it tbh. It's was ugly as fuck, but I mean it was knockoff Pokemon with an actual story. IIRC this evil wizard fuck unleashed hell on the landscape and you had to capture his minions, befriend them, and make them fight in a battle against him in the end. The game was never finished and is considered shareware/abandonware. You mostly played a demo and there was (AFAIK) never a full release. I still have the game since I reached out to Thom a long ass time ago (2015) and asked for a copy. He was happy to provide it.
 

lock2k

Banned
I had a blast with it tbh. It's was ugly as fuck, but I mean it was knockoff Pokemon with an actual story. IIRC this evil wizard fuck unleashed hell on the landscape and you had to capture his minions, befriend them, and make them fight in a battle against him in the end. The game was never finished and is considered shareware/abandonware. You mostly played a demo and there was (AFAIK) never a full release. I still have the game since I reached out to Thom a long ass time ago (2015) and asked for a copy. He was happy to provide it.

That's really cool. I never heard of it, but some knockoffs are pure gems in terms of gameplay :)
 

iconmaster

Banned
It's Minecraft. For me, it's always Minecraft.

No, the graphics are not due to an "art style." They're due to original programmer art that stuck around and never got replaced with something better, so any new elements have to confirm to the original work.

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Supposedly this 🔝 was the first screenshot ever uploaded. It looks pretty much exactly the same today.
 
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hariseldon

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It's Minecraft. For me, it's always Minecraft.

No, the graphics are not due to an "art style." They're due to original programmer art that stuck around and never got replaced with something better, so any new elements have to confirm to the original work.

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Supposedly this 🔝 was the first screenshot ever uploaded. It looks pretty much exactly the same today.
Honestly I like Minecraft, I had so much fun with it back in the day and some of the landscapes it could generate were amazing, I loved exploring those amazing worlds. It seems to have lost something in more recent releases especially as It’s got more gamey but I’ll always have a place in my heart for Minecraft, especially after some asshole poured lava over my giant penis.
 
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The Snake

Member
Hoshi wo Miru Hito

Awful Dragon Quest clone. Your character walks incredibly slow, some towns, locations, and items on the world map are invisible, leaving towns teleports you to the beginning of the game, as do random tiles, and the game is so hard you literally have to fight and pray you get the first few hits in just to level up in the beginning. Uses passwords instead of battery saves.

Oh yeah, and it looks like ass.


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Lux R7

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VRally - N64

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on a console where F1 world grand prix existed

Also the game was fun, i still have my copy, but holy shit it was ugly
 

Blade2.0

Member
For new games I nominate Conan Exiles. I played a shit ton of this game because it was free on PS+ but i honestly don't know why. it's basically a survival + crafting game in the Conan universe, but the game runs like dog shit and looks pretty bad even on PC. I'd be pissed if i spent money on it. It's one of those games, though, where you can see the game they wanted it to be and if they could have just gotten there, it would have been amazing, but as it stands it's shit but somewhat addicting. Also, can see boobies and ass and the Euro version can see dong and vajayjay when naked, lol. I'm from prudish America though, so...only topless chicks for me...but let's just say all my player characters were chicks.

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-Arcadia-

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Halo 3 was otherwise a pretty good looking game, but those human faces were a downgrade from even Halo 2.

Agreed. Halo 3 could be beautiful at moments, and was generally nice looking.

What the actual fuck went wrong with this character, I don’t know. Even the shirt is all kinds of messed up.
 
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