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[LuCkymoON]

isn't green paint and dyes more toxic than other colors?

yes it is.

Take Pigment Green 7, the commonest shade of green used in plastics and paper. It is an organic pigment but contains chlorine, some forms of which can cause cancer and birth defects. Another popular shade, Pigment Green 36, includes potentially hazardous bromide atoms as well as chlorine; while inorganic Pigment Green 50 is a noxious cocktail of cobalt, titanium, nickel and zinc oxide.

 

[NaturalHigh]

I can't see what you posted at work. But here is this.

 

[BGBW]

Why so envious?

 

[Zee-Row]

Won't his skin peel eventually?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Not a problem right? It should come off as soon as his skin starts shedding.

 

[Murrah]

There are dozens of us

 

[Adamm]

Why is he trying to wash himself with a toilet brush?

 

[xbhaskarx]

"the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend."

This is the best part of the story...

He's a nevernude.

lol

 

[Tenck]

Hes wearing jeans in the shower

You want to see his manhood?

 

[Darth Pinche]

Why do ballistic missiles need special paint anyways? They're designed to be destroyed. I don't really see the point in covering it with Super Paint.

It is probably an anti-corrosive paint, resistant to salt etc. Sucks to be him, unless he finds the Brazilian She-Hulk.

 

[Matt_C]

Hopefully you wouldn't see him...

First thing came into my mind.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Brazil already has a Hulk...

 

[Zee-Row]

Hes wearing jeans in the shower

 

[alterno69]

I miss AD

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I miss AD

 

[AlexMogil]

Yo verde yo mismo

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Why would you paint a submarine or missile green?

 

[Archer]

 

[BGBW]

Why would you paint a submarine or missile green?

Cut down on carbon emissions.

 

[Sickboy007]

The 35-year-old, who also works as a DJ in Rio de Janeiro and is known as MC Marronzinho, has achieved overnight celebrity in his local area.

He'll have to change stage name now.

 

[AndyMoogle]

Hes wearing jeans in the shower

He's wearing his ripped Hulk jeans.

 

[Double D]

 

[RSLYG]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

 

[ReiGun]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

Beautiful.

 

[reggieandTFE]

Hahaha, this thread is only 2 pages long and I've laughed more at this than most of the easy "photoshop" threads. Thanks guys.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

How come nobody has shopped this guy as Blanka doing a facepalm?

If this doesn't scream "Go home and be a family man" I don't know what does.

 

[Messypandas]

 

[Loofy]

Really he got the paint specifically made for nuclear submarines and ballistic missiles? I think the article might be embellishing there..

 

[mysticwhip]

man his face is hilarious.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Really he got the paint specifically made for submarines and ballistic missiles? the article might be embellishing there.

Well it is dailymail... There's a reason that shit is banned on here.

 

[AlteredBeast]

How come nobody has shopped this guy as Blanka doing a facepalm?

If this doesn't scream "Go home and be a family man" I don't know what does.

Exactly. GAF is slipping.

 

[the_log_ride]

LOL at that gif.

 

[.la1n]

Okay this was so much more than I expected and it's glorious.

 

[Neuromancer]

Poor bastard. =(

I feel terrible for laughing.

 

[Vano]

LMAO at the pictures, its like he is modeling for a magazine.

 

[Riposte]

The Incredible Sulk

 

[D23]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

lmfaooo

 

[def sim]

I love how he's trying to look all tough in all the pictures.

 

[.la1n]

Oh god the gif, we have a new GAF classic.

 

[SmithnCo]

he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

Good lord, WTF man.

Also the AD references are killing me, haha.

 

[skybaby]

I'm pretty sure that's a toilet scrubber btw

 

[Skilotonn]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the Blanka version as well, Brazil & green skin, I mean that just wrote itself right there.

 

[thesoapster]

You want to see his manhood?

Only if it's angry

 

[linko9]

I was afraid he was going to die like in Goldfinger.

 

[jonezer4]

Brazil? Blanka?

Definitely looks more Blanka than Hulk. Someone shop some Blanka hair onto the pic of him standing in the road acting like he's a badass as opposed to a stupidass.

 

[Ultimadrago]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

*slow clap*

 

[NinjaTehFish]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

Watched this maybe half a dozen times before realizing Cap has a toilet brush.
Well done sir!

 

[Ominym]

I think the more important question here is, the fuck do you get paint that's "usually reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines"?

 

[twobear]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

Oh my GOD.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

This thread deserves more shop & gif

This thread is going to be fucking awesome.