Over the last 50 years, Auburn's defense has given up over 600-yards on 4 occasions. Three of the four have come during the Gene Chizik era.
Motherfucker won a national championship TWO YEARS AGO.
At Auburn-TAMU game. The Tigers might be the worst football team I have ever seen & I once went to an Indiana State game.
You know you're having a bad football season when game day parking costs more than the actual tickets
I could be studying right now.
Auburn needs to clean house and buy another quarterback
This embarrasses #auburn and what we stand for .....get the hell outta here Chiz and your crew
now, when i tell ppl i go to Auburn they reply *concerned face* "it's gonna be okay"
"This is becoming embarrassing for the Auburn Tigers." Becoming? You dipshit announcers, it was embarrassing an hour and a half ago.
Leaving at halftime doesn't make you a bad fan, sitting and watching your favorite team get ass raped w/out being bothered by it does.
Just called Dad. "Don't say anything about the game!! I'm recording it, going to watch it from the beginning." So I just started crying.
All In and All sad
Uh, I HOPE this is rock bottom. But theres still quite a few minutes of 2012 football to endure. I hate everything.
Oh, we'll be sitting at rock bottom for a while. I dont even want to think about what Alabama will do to us.
Yeah, Im afraid this is just a thin layer of sandstone on our way to solid rock. Im not sure weve hit bedrock just yet. I shudder at the thought of what the rest of this season brings.
The crowd seems quite and dead. But I saw Troopah running up and down the sideline swinging that damn towel
If I was an AU QB I would knee cap myself so I wouldn't have to be a part of this shite show.
But we had a good week of practice and a very supportive pep rally.
I hope Holland gets polio
Chiz won't make it to the IB.
I hope our entire team doesn't make it to the IB. Let's just call in a forfeit.
Or better yet let's give him a raise and extend his contract.
We're in the Red Zone!!! How many points is that worth??
What did the crowd just cheer for?
scot loeffler just fell out of the box
I left to take a chizik and wipe my jacobs and we scored again.
SECr lawyers: What is the worst thing that can legally be done to Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizik without someone going to jail? TIA.
Fyi, I'm not leaving. I've already told my parents "you did this to me, you sit here and deal with it"
I want to dieeeeeeeeeeee, put a bullet in my heeeeeeeaaaaaadddddddddd
Van Gorder was at the alley bar last night. Maybe he shoulda been watching film
Sure he isn't there now?
If i was a&m i would try to score 100
Texas A&M or Alabama A&M?
One question: Does Toomers get rolled if Chizik gets fired?
Every moment this team breathes air.. they get worse. Everything is regressing to a point where at any moment these kids will be on the field playing the wrong sport...
Give everyone a set of waterwings... Toss them into the Atlantic... Anyone who can make it back to shore, 'Congratulations'- you've got desire and fight in your soul after all. You're Welcome for the free life lesson.
Yup they have a true freshman making us look like a middle school team. We are pathetic with no heart. These are not Auburn men
GUYS AND GIRLS GENE CAN TURN THIS THING AROUND. GIVE HIM ANOTHER YEAR.
There are 119 division 1 coaches i'd rather have than Chizsuck
Did we just get compared to Kentucky as the only other team to give up 42 at the half... we gotta make a change.
Kenticky would wax our ass
What are the symptoms of severe depression?
What you are experiencing right now
oh well, we cant give up a hundred, our score board won't go that high
Can we just tell the Turds our busses broke down?
Man, this coaching staff should cash their paychecks with a gun and mask.
I can't wait until our version of Saban gets here in December!!! Cough Cough PETRINO Cough Cough!
What's the most points we've ever given up at home?
I will be able to tell you in an hour and a half or so.
Do our players not realize they're getting smoked. Instead they're flexing biceps and bumping chest. WTH? They're playing against TAMU's turd-herd.
They got it from Trooper
This is only the second time we have scored three touchdowns in a game this year.
Someone get Holland a wheel chair so he can catch up.
TV feed just went out. Guess we know why Pat Dye was leaving early - pulling the plug.
Dear Gene,
Thank you for all you have done for Auburn University. We appreciate your service and cherish the national championship we won with you at the helm. We trust you will invest this buyout wisely as it is unclear that you will ever get another job in major college football. It was a great time, we laughed, we cried, hell- we beat bama! Now please pack your stuff and make sure you are clear of Auburn city limits by noon tomorrow.
Sincerely,
All Of Us
That was the most pessimistic "Let's see what type of adjustments Auburn makes during halftime..." I've ever heard from an ESPN announcer.
Sitting at the auburn game, what am I doing here? At least I got an awesome hat
Is Chizik on the Bammer payroll? he has destroyed Auburn recruiting for the foreseeable future
I know why practice is closed because they didnt want anyone to find out they have stopped practicing.
I say get Yellafella out there on the sidelines, like he used to do with Tubs. Have him fire Chizik on the spot, then take a yellawood 2x4 to the backside of the rest of the staff.
This disastrous year would not be so intolerable if the team that the tree poisoner roots for wasn't a dynasty. Saban, you failed in the NFL, you need to return to the pros to prove you can really coach.
STFU you are just a fan who never played the game. I hate ppl like you who give up on our team. And especially all the "were all in" fake fans who left the game early. Go root for Bama we dont need you fans that only support the team when we are winning
I want an Apology from Coach Chizik.
ok maybe just maybe the whole team has been abducted by aliens because even a man from frickin Mars could play better than this.........i have never in my life..........and I was there in the Barfield days.........Lord have mercy.
Do not tarnish Doug Barfield. This team is beyond comparison.
