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Zooey Deschanel looks kinda bad without bangs
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Meus Renaissance
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The power of makeup is truly scary
Miles Quaritch
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And here is a few days earlier from the other pic...
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
I agree, though I don't even find myself attracted to normal Zooey.
Anyway, this is the progression I see happening.
GTFO for this blasphemy.
I think she looks just fine with no bangs, a classier more elegant Zooey
reggieandTFE
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It looks like she lost some weight, had some shitty hair and makeup done and got hit with some bright camera flashes.
Also, not that it matters but Salsa's ex was really damn cute.
Also, not that it matters but Salsa's ex was really damn cute.
thezerofire
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her face looks like a completely different shape. That and the fact you can't really see her eyes in the OP pictures is what really makes her look so different imo
Baconsammy
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She lost the chubby cheeks that make her so cute. So I guess this time the sharp thing works. Sharp face, would not.
I still would.
I still would.
Devolution
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And here is a few days earlier from the other pic...
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
Lost some weight, possibly using botox, less makeup around the eyes, no bangs. (in the op)
She's lost weight and has different eye makeup. I suspect she lost weight because whilst her face was cute she may have been unhappy with the rest of her body. That's the rub, when I'm at a healthy body fat level people tell me my face looks gaunt. Age exacerbates the effect.
(edit) beaten
(edit) beaten
Sho_Nuff82
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I'm having a Lois Lane moment because she looks like a completely different person.
Messypandas
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Tom won
She was bangless is Elf.
I personally thought she looked her best in Elf. Hitchhiker pretty up there as well.
Devolution
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Also she's 33, she could only do the cute manic pixie girl for so long.
Bomber Bob
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fixed
stuminus3
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Haha, see what I mean about me thinking she looks like her mother? People are always amazed at the Twin Peaks thing when I mention it. The wife didn't believe me when I had her watch Twin Peaks last year (she's a big Zooey fan). It's as clear as the nose on my face to me, even looking at a recent picture of Mary Jo Deschanel. I think it's something in the eyes that makes them look so similar to me.
Her Dad, Caleb Deschanel, also directed some episodes of Twin Peaks (among other things).
Her Dad, Caleb Deschanel, also directed some episodes of Twin Peaks (among other things).
mightynine
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The difference is really in the eyes. They don't look as wide - almost like she's squinting.
Elf was my first exposure to her and I was swooning <3
it was also getting super old and labely fast
I mean good for her on change, but I cant deny that it looks weird
she's still forever stuck with quirky
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Baconsammy
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She had the same effect on me when I first saw her in Almost Famous.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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That's alright, the Internet has moved on to getting confused between Katy Perry and the 1, only 1 picture of Rosie Jones were those two would be confused.
Edit:
Searching for her yields the most NSFW profile pic I've ever seen on google.
Edit:
Searching for her yields the most NSFW profile pic I've ever seen on google.
Baconsammy
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I still can't believe Abby came from Chris.
WorriedCitizen
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She doesn't look bad imo but i wouldn't have recognized her. Did she get her eye bags fixed or something?
Byakuya769
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And here is a few days earlier from the other pic...
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
Less make-up and cartoonish eye liner?
Devolution
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Probably botox. Could explain why her skin is so taut too.
BoosterDuck
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would still assimilate
Casanova
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Does this fix anything?
Everything.
OriginalNameGuy
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Looks like an entirely different person. Unrecognizable even
Sorry. Forgot the middle pictures.
If you think she looks bad, with her sharp knees and all GAF, just remember to look at
this atrocity:
Id say more kate mikinnon.
The Anti-Monitor
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If you think she looks bad, with her sharp knees and all GAF, just remember to look at
this atrocity:
Well, yes, nobody is saying Zooey Deschanel is the ugliest woman in the world.
Casanova
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no bangs = no bang
Is this the same zooey deschanel from new girl?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
She looks adorable all the time. Taking a photo of her every 1/1000th of a second and then find a frame where she's not looking like a model doesn't prove she's unattractive.
Miles Quaritch
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She lost a lot of weight in just a few days. Botox seems possible though.
Liquidsnake
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Does this fix anything?
OMG, i pissed my pants.
DiipuSurotu
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It's easier to recognize her here:
My dude.
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