Ravensmash
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Congratulations, you've discovered farting.
Ok, I lost it.
Congratulations, you've discovered farting.
shave.
edit;
and go get checked out for diseases before sexual activity. Sounds like thrush on your tongue too?
Get one of these:
Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.
Quite recently I've developed a reoccurring issue that I'm afraid is beginning to pervade my everyday life.
A smell has developed from the recesses of my back side. It's an enveloping smell, and I'm not quite certain how to do anything but contain it; water does diminish it but later it replenishes itself.
If I need to describe it for diagnostic purposes, I'd have to say it's reminiscent of ass sweat, but decidedly more fierce and exotic, as if a chem. engineer student happened to curse me as I walked by in my sweats.
I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.
If anyone with a similar conundrum has ever received treatment of any smell in that stretch of the unknown I'd appreciate any insight.
Thanks.
Sounds like anoscopy is in order.
You will need this:
http://www.amazon.com/Cooper-Surgical-Disposable-Anoscope-Box/dp/B0054PUMN6/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1388447716&sr=1-1&keywords=anoscope
Watch the tutorial video:
http://www.dnatube.com/video/9553/Jackknife-Position-Anoscopy
Also you will either need a good friend, or be very flexible if you dont have friends. Or money to hire a stranger.
Also lube.
Good luck in your search!
lmao this is exactly what i was thinking, i went from the "i hate drinking" thread to this one and im in heaven.I love this fuckin' website
"dastardly"
It's called soap. You aren't suppose to use just water.
Actually, you are. Humans got along just fine before soap existed, as long as you wash frequently the only difference you will notice from not using soap is healthier skin and a lack of perfume smell.
Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
is gaf the new webmd these days
Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
Where's the bump, in the crack/cleft? Cyst/Sinus.Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
Quite recently I've developed a reoccurring issue that I'm afraid is beginning to pervade my everyday life.
A smell has developed from the recesses of my back side. It's an enveloping smell, and I'm not quite certain how to do anything but contain it; water does diminish it but later it replenishes itself.
If I need to describe it for diagnostic purposes, I'd have to say it's reminiscent of ass sweat, but decidedly more fierce and exotic, as if a chem. engineer student happened to curse me as I walked by in my sweats.
I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.
If anyone with a similar conundrum has ever received treatment of any smell in that stretch of the unknown I'd appreciate any insight.
Thanks.
Don't you have somebody nearby that can help you with the recording? Ask a neighbour?
Naw, the recording came out fine, and I wash fine; soap isn't enough.
The bump is a sort of thick, hard line like a pushed up vein on the lower left almost directly adjacent the hole.
Naw, the recording came out fine, and I wash fine; soap isn't enough.
The bump is a sort of thick, hard line like a pushed up vein on the lower left almost directly adjacent the hole.
Don't you have somebody nearby that can help you with the recording? Ask a neighbour?
Do you just rub the soap on real quick and rinse or do you let the lather marinade on your ass for a while?
Gotta let it marinade, son...
Naw man I imagine it's more like the oreo bowl at DQ and underneath there's that sauce that you scrape at but just won't get picked up.
When that happens I microwave it...Naw man I imagine it's more like the oreo bowl at DQ and underneath there's that sauce that you scrape at but just won't get picked up.
lmaothat'll go over well
"Yeah, I need you to record a video of my stank ass. Its for NeoGAF."
sounds horrible. so, when is the upload done?Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
Do you just rub the soap on real quick and rinse or do you let the lather marinade on your ass for a while?
Gotta let it marinade, son...
If the bump is above a bit its a cyst and you will have to get your ass shaved and the cyst drained.Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?
What's going on now.
I'm too small and genteel for this.
Let's get to the bottom of this
If the bump is above a bit its a cyst and you will have to get your ass shaved and the cyst drained.
I will; I wonder if this is all from diet or just something that randomly befalls humans.If you don't get that shit lanced or w/e, your ass is going to have a horn just like in your avatar. Don't hesitate, medicate that shit with the help of an MD.
Update
So I cleaned up and went to capture a video of the area while perched on my bathroom sink. I wanna say something like," What do you see when you record footage of your ass?" because it seemed very foreign and remote and overall very surreal.
When I played back the footage with bated breath I nearly died when my face showed up within the last few frames and it all came full circle like.
I couldn't find anything but I'm noticing now there's a not-sore bump I can feel. I haven't been struggling to poop but could this be hemorrhoids?