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[Brat-Sampson]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

Play of the Thread.

EDIT: Well, that was timed well. Have fun Page 4!

 

[snake fish]

Holy shit that was hilarious glad I didn't miss out.

 

[Sou Da]

Added the link to the OP.

 

[EnlightenedMint]

This is great, thanks for the mirror.

 

[Xater]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

Ok this was hilarious.

 

[Blueblur1]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

That was fucking hilarious. 😂😂

 

[WarRock]

"That is a great example of teamwork."

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

Does anyone actually watch these porn parodies unironically?

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol thanks for the mirror!

 

[Lady Siara]

Not my mirror, for what it's worth. @XancoGaming posted it in one of the comment threads on Twitter, just sharing the love.

And this love definitely needs to be shared.

 

[Xater]

"That is a great example of teamwork."

I'm slightly disappointed in Jim for not recognizing how that was a great representation of the game at this moment.

 

[Amauri14]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

 

[faridmon]

Why is the whole thing censored?

 

[kuYuri]

The cumshot that Jim described would have been pretty good if it was framed in the "Play of the Game" style. :3

 

[Sou Da]

Not my mirror, for what it's worth. @XancoGaming posted it in one of the comment threads on Twitter, just sharing the love.

And this love definitely needs to be shared.

Judging from your Twitter this seems to be an anticipated film.

 

[Salty Rice]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

 

[Cranster]

Why is the whole thing censored?

It's porn.

 

[Heaven Shard]

Jim Sterling appears to be doing reviews of video game movies

 

[newtypepilot]

LOL hilarious. That was a bit surreal. It's like watching JAV but you only hear Jim's voice.

Where's the uncensored version?

I think he should've rated it 3 dildos out of 5.

 

[DMTripper]

Man, Gear VR really ruined standard 2D porn for me.

Explain.

 

[Toaster05]

Pounding it.

 

[Lady Siara]

Judging from your Twitter this seems to be an anticipated film.

It's been a great source of entertainment, yes.

 

[Abhor]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

Thank you! That was gold.

 

[Gorillaz]

Since the video was pulled before I could watch I'll just say that Brazzers did a poor job casting this and an ounce of givingafuck could've cast an entire movie length worthy parody for Overwatch.

Can't imagine who you really could even pick from in the industry to do an adult parody of Overwatch. Seems like it would the Avengers of Porn. Who would even take the mantle here, ply?

 

[Kid Ying]

Conglaturation, Jim. You just made the best vídeo on the net. Perfect.

 

[Barrage]

Can't imagine who you really could even pick from in the industry to do an adult parody of Overwatch. Seems like it would the Avengers of Porn. Who would even take the mantle here, ply?

Is there a castlist anywhere?

 

[Kater]

Oh wow, this is hilarious. I wonder if they have planned to make an Undertale film planned or released already.

One other pressing question:

Is Lucio in it? 👀

Edit: Aw it's only boring ass Reaper. ;_;

 

[Mendrox]

Not my mirror, for what it's worth. @XancoGaming posted it in one of the comment threads on Twitter, just sharing the love.

And this love definitely needs to be shared.

 

[Nokagi]

Love the seriousness of this review. Very professional. Well done Jim.

 

[Knuxie]

This just may be the most incredible review I have ever watched

 

[Bishop89]

Is this the first time Brazzers, or any over, for want of a better word, big, pornography studio, has done a video game porn parody?

Asking for a friend...

Nope.

Street fighter has been done

 

[Gorillaz]

Is there a castlist anywhere?

off the top of my head there is no way I could think of a good fit for each character lol

 

[Plywood]

Can't imagine who you really could even pick from in the industry to do an adult parody of Overwatch. Seems like it would the Avengers of Porn. Who would even take the mantle here, ply?

Anissa Kate as Pharah

Nikita Belluci as Widowmaker

London Keyes as Mei

Alina Li as D.Va(provided she loses tan)

Kissa Sins as Mercy

Shazia Sahari(provided she gets darker tan) as Symmetra

Kimmy Granger as Tracer

Ava Adddams as Ana

Katalina Mills as Young Ana

Siri as Zarya

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

 

[Kinyou]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

That's... that's pretty good

 

[wowbaggerBR]

Explain.

You probably have heard about the immersive side of things in VR. Now, put that in perspective regarding porn and you'll get a pretty good idea why standard stuff isn't as great as VR stuff. Specially from BadoinkVR, best VR porn site I found, but there are others just as good.

And you can always ask other users here. A great number of us use the VR just for movies/porn.

 

[NullPointer]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

You've earned my vote for President of Porn.

 

[kamineko]

exceeded my admittedly low expectations

 

[Dangansona]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

This is pretty good. But who for Winston?

Edit: Nvm, Ron Jeremy.

 

[Barrage]

Alina Li for D.Va is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Gorillaz]

london keyes has to say the sorry line just as well as mei for me to be down with it

 

[Grisby]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

You put some thought into this.

Cheers luv.

 

[Kayo Police]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

 

[tintin1029]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

Plywood
President of Porn
(Today, 04:58 PM)

 

[Sölf]

Here's a mirror, no idea how long it'll be up for.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS6l-qVL2-GOXItZ083ZHN3SzQ/view

This is art. Oh god. xD

 

[Kater]

This is pretty good. But who for Winston?

Edit: Nvm, Ron Jeremy.

But he's gross. :x

 

[ViciousDS]

Plywood
President of Porn
(Today, 04:58 PM)

No longer is he neogafs smiling token!!!!

 

[JTCx]

That link isnt working anymore

 

[Salarians]

white
no goatee
no giant anime eyes
no giant thighs

casting agency should be ashamed tbh

 

[Kayo Police]

God I miss Siri so much.

 

[hodayathink]

So yeah, porn studios: do better.

4 of those women aren't active anymore (Siri, Alina Li, Shazira Sahari, and I believe Katalina Mills). So you might want to do better, too.

Edit: I'll even give you replacements: Kylie Page, Cindy Starfall, Chloe Amour, and Jade Jantzen.