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[blackjaw]

I love Besadas edits...hahaha

 

[Szu]

Return the flavour.

I fixed it for you.

 

[Aztechnology]

Is it proper to Bleach your cornstarch before you let them eat corn on the cob?
Pornstars do it, right? But is it dangerous? Can bleaching your skin not give your cancer, and does it leave permanent damage? I'd imagine that using Bleach would make you very dry, and so if you had to powder up with vaseline every time you went potty time, that seems like a hassle.
I don't want to be uncivilized and say that sliding out a truffle butter is gross, but at what level do you weigh out the work you need to put in for someone to toss your salad?

- Besides the shaving with a sharp razor, in a area where you cannot even see what you're doing, plus the napalmization of your skin, as well as the moisture-lubing of your Donald Trump hole... Is it worth it? Is it so nice to have a tongue in that spot? Wouldn't you get the same sensation from being spanked with a wet rag or going to town with a half cold slab of wet sirloin beef thinly sliced to replicate a tongue?


It must be difficult for women. It must be a pain in the ass to have their vagina placed to so closely to the poop area. Women are born to be stealth poopers for this reason, and any woman who doesn't swipe front to back risk getting the bladder infection. I fell of my horse sideways when I learned that was the reason why women have bladder infections a lot more than men.

And that is cruel. Because your stinky eye of sauron can be niceply deuced for the occassion of ass play- For women its the reality. Cannot be freaky and have a unkempt butt. I once had sex with a girl from behind and as I was in a doggystyle position I noticed a long singular asshair, which I pulled out. She got very, very mad.
And that's the thing. We need to be more understanding. But is Bleaching the answer?

4am head buried in a pillow laughing my ass off.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Is eating cone a new term for having your butthole tounged? Never heard of that phrase.

Still doesnt make much sense to me.

Regardless i hope you got some and returned the favorite

 

[battousai11]

This thread has been amazing, but I got to it after the beseda edit. What was the original title?

Also subscribing for when OP comes back.

 

[Zombine]

Come Eating Renaissance

 

[psynergylover]

What a wonderful to wake up to while a await the bus to go to work!

Thanks Gaf!!!

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Is eating cone a new term for having your butthole tounged? Never heard of that phrase.

Still doesnt make much sense to me.

Regardless i hope you got some and returned the favorite

Isn't your butt shaped like a cone? Might want to have that checked if it's not the case...

 

[Pai Pai Master]

No she clarified and said she wanted to legit eat my ass like groceries. That's why I'm freaking out. Then what if she pulls out a toy from under her bed and goes, "Surprise!"?

Then you marry her cuz you made it bro

 

[sixteen-bit]

I'm greedy, so no.

edit: wait this is a metaphor?

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Come Eating Renaissance

That is uh, that is something else entirely. But I'm sure you meant it.

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

I uh heard from a friend...of a friend...it feels pretty good while you're getting jacked off. Or so he says.

Edit: We're sure she wasn't talking about sucking your cock, right? I don't know where all this ice cream talk is coming from but I think coning is just a nice blow job.

 

[Marvel]

I want your friend.

 

[RedSparrows]

Essential reading.

 

[Travo]

You had a Cinnabon and ice cream cone?

 

[Amagon]

Thread subscribed.

 

[donkey show]

Let her do it, OP.

 

[MMBosstones86]

Subbed for OP's response.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

That is uh, that is something else entirely. But I'm sure you meant it.

I'm still down

 

[LucidMomentum]

Some men only dream of this day. You'll get to live it.

Hopefully it'll be more than just the booty eating tho. Have fun you two!

 

[shoreu]

Ok so since you fuckers have cajoled me enough, I asked her about trying it tomorrow. Her literal text response:



Guess I'm all in at this point. Tips?

Boy she a freak 😭

 

[Always-honest]

Damn, i actually think i would be sooo uncomfortable with that (receiving, that is)....
I bet it feels nice though. But stil...

Anyway, apparently you are doing HER a favour, so go for it.

 

[Szu]

Let her do it, OP.

Has science gone too far?

 

[Sai-kun]

Bruh, you gotta do it. It feels great and is awesome, especially if the other person is really into it.

I'm still down

same

 

[Kazuhira]

I found it more funny than arousing the first time.
It tickles me,just like when she bites my ear or neck.

 

[OniBarubary]

No she clarified and said she wanted to legit eat my ass like groceries. That's why I'm freaking out. Then what if she pulls out a toy from under her bed and goes, "Surprise!"?

Then you date her or give her my number.

 

[Meesh]

Just wanted to say, if the OP goes through with this he's not just getting his corn hole angrily tongue lashed for himself, this is a victory for all Gafkind!!!
Don't back out man, you can do this!!

 

[SliceSabre]

Let her do it, OP.

I'm unsure what is being implied here.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Battles - Ice Cream

 

[Glitchesarecool]

I'm greedy, so no.

edit: wait this is a metaphor?

The original thread title was "...she wants to eat my ass" and the OP something along those lines.

 

[Daft Punk]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

 

[LucidMomentum]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. All of our hopes and dreams lie with you.

 

[OniBarubary]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

I expect a full play by play with MS Paint breakdowns.

Congrats gentleman, after today you will be a man. Well, more of a man. Still a man, I guess? Whatever.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

 

[MMBosstones86]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

OP if she whips out her strap-on, don't get scared. Accept it into your life

Spoiler

anus

.

 

[Anoregon]

What a time to be alive.

 

[NateDog]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

Good luck OP. My GF has mentioned a few times she wanted to do this (although at a slow progression mind you) but I've been reluctant because of the hairiness on my asshole and the horror stories I've read from people who've shaved it even just once.

Also this thread is magnificent, the only thing it is missing is a finisher from Sunhi, if it gets that it will be utterly perfect.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

Godspeed. Remember that our collective thoughts, hopes and dreams are with you.

 

[Szu]

OP if she whips out her strap-on, don't get scared. Accept it into your life

Spoiler

anus

.

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

My friend of a friend also says it feels best when there's a lot of teasing. If she just straight licks it for long it's really not that great. Or so he says. She'll probably want you to return the favor so the more you know I guess..

 

[bjaelke]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

 

[OniBarubary]

My friend of a friend also says it feels best

Mmmhmm

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Mm yes

 

[Meesh]

Alright guys so I'm up fully and about to take a shower. Just gonna have some toast. Don't want to be gassy. Have to run some errands first this morning and then show time. Next time I post in here will be the breakdown.

You're a fucking rockstar, make sure you set up a bunch of mirrors so you can get dem viewz.

 

[Galang]

After that lame ass eating thread just a few days ago I have to say you make me proud OP. There some pansies on here. Exploring your body and not being afraid to try new things will give you an advantage in intimate relationships. Hope it goes well

 

[Camjo-Z]

god this is fucking disgusting *subscribes*

 

[hunchback]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING?

WHO ASKS THIS SHIT?

JUST SAY YES

I was wondering the same thing. I'm not sure how some people function. I'm waiting for the " Gaf, how do I tie my shoes? thread "

 

[Goodstyle]

This is a mistake.

 

[Onemic]

You better make sure you really clean that ass. Not just the surface either. Get in there.