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[FortuneFaded]

Most def a trap.

 

[Daedardus]

Good job OP. Now everyone's going to the surprise reunion party but you are the only one that doesn't show up.

 

[funkypie]

Busting a nut is good, you should go round.

 

[Gravy Boat]

I'm sure someone out there is insecure or suspicious enough to have done it. I don't think normal fits that description though, that's kinda the point.

Yeah, I'm sure somewhere out there there's some crazy bitch who would do it, but it comes up in practically every relationship thread on GAF. I swear that people think that everything is a test.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Daigoro]

lol

Never. So why would she send me that randomly?

i dunno... try asking next time?

nah- BLOCKED

 

[Symphonia]

I respect you for not caving but damn, son, free booty is free booty. I wouldn't be able to resist.

 

[vityaz]

Whoa, what a creep. I get that people get together with randomish people all the time, but her way of suggesting it to you is really creepy.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

GTD OP, GTD

EDIT: married with kids eh? you made the right decision.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

OP did good. Good job.

 

[Herbs]

Can't be said enough. Good job OP.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

There is no such thing as an overreaction when it comes to this, hell id print that comvo and show it to my wife.

Honey... Hey honey, this lady on Facebook just offered me a map to the bone zone, but I blocked her instead!

...so you think we can do it with the lights on next time? No? Ok...

 

[Yaponchik]

Is she hot OP?

 

[Disgraced]

I was hoping she sent you an actual (treasure) map with instructions like "walk 50 steps North, turn right when you reach the split tree".

Yeah, I expected a cut out from a Thomas Guide in the mail or something. That was dumb of me.

 

[sixteen-bit]

ask her if she meant to send it. for all you know it could have been a party invite for someone with the same last name she accidentally sent you.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

ask her if she meant to send it. for all you know it could have been a party invite for someone with the same last name she accidentally sent you.

I did ask her and she replied yes with a winking face.

 

[DOWN]

I want to know what profile pic OP is rocking that got a girl that turnt

 

[Tertullian]

Post her address here, OP.

GAF will just have to satisfy her in your stead!

 

[Arkeband]

Maybe it wasn't sent by her, and her killer wanted someone to find the body.

/morbid

 

[Angelus Errare]

Your wife was in on it to see if you were loyal.

 

[MichaelFassbender]

I did ask her and she replied yes with a winking face.

Isn't that shorthand for "You'll wake up missing a kidney/lung "?

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

 

[Sou Da]

I did ask her and she replied yes with a winking face.

But did you ask if it was a party?

 

[TheBowen]

 

[Chezzymann]

I want to know what profile pic OP is rocking that got a girl that turnt

 

[Fury451]

But did you ask if it was a party?

If it was a party she probably would've said "Yep It's for the party I'm having next week, bring your wife and son!"

She was probably planning a party though...a party in the OP's pants.

Good for you for pulling out the root immediately OP.

 

[Horseress]

She just wants to play some videogames with you I'm sure

 

[Maninthemirror]

Maybe this person knows your wife and found out you are her husband and she is testing you . That is the most logical explanation

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

But did you ask if it was a party?

I haven't talked to this woman in 12 years and she's inviting me to a party at her apartment on a Monday at midnight?

 

[televator]

I haven't talked to this woman in 12 years and she's inviting me to a party at her apartment on a Monday at midnight?

A... pants party.

Sorry, couldnt resist. You did good.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

I would have asked her why she was sending the map or if it was to the wrong person before just blocking - are you not tempted to do this?

Weird to message someone out of the blue after 12 years for whatever reason tbh

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I would have asked her why she was sending the map or if it was to the wrong person before just blocking - are you not tempted to do this?

Weird to message someone out of the blue after 12 years for whatever reason tbh

I've said repeatedly that I did ask her if she meant to send it to me.

 

[MisterR]

Maybe this person knows your wife and found out you are her husband and she is testing you . That is the most logical explanation

That's actually the least logical explanation.

 

[teruterubozu]

This is how horror films start.

 

[Shuggananas]

I've said repeatedly that I did ask her if she meant to send it to me.

No you didn't ask WHY she sent it
Instead you blocked her. lol.

 

[Fury451]

Maybe this person knows your wife and found out you are her husband and she is testing you . That is the most logical explanation

This was mentioned a few times, and that's a huge leap. If we do the whole Occam's razor thing, she probably just wanted some of ElectricBlanket's Fire.

No you didn't ask WHY she sent it
Instead you blocked her. lol.

It's pretty obvious why. Midnight on a Monday...no close contact in 12 years...map to house...coy response when asked if that was intentional....he didn't need to ask why

That would've made me insta-uncomfortable too if I hade a wife and son.

 

[Montresor]

HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[wild wild rice]

lol, but damn I hope whoever made that got to redownload before shit got nuked.

 

[Massa]

No you didn't ask WHY she sent it
Instead you blocked her. lol.

That's because he's not an idiot and can take a hint.

 

[TimeEffect]

We were Facebook friends up until an hour or so ago before I blocked her.



Never. So why would she send me that randomly?

Maybe she's into you because you're a dad? Maybe it's a prank? Wonder how she's handling the rejection

Imagine being a girl, propositioning sex, and then being rejected and blocked.

 

[John Kowalski]

Shoulda gone there with the wifey.

Ya know to help hide the body.

 

[CREMSteve]

I'd want to know more. No harm in a few more probing questions.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Good going OP. Yeah, when women have not talked to you in forever and want to have some fun they stay vague as possible. You have your wife and kid in your pictures right? Yeah they stay vague so they can claim that you misunderstood their intentions.

 

[Fuchsdh]

My aunt has told me that Facebook definitely brought out all the married guys who wanted to "catch up", and usually suggesting a dinner or something with their spouses would be enough to divine their intentions; most of them would just disappear as soon as the husband was mentioned. Pretty slimy stuff.

Kind of odd having it be the woman in this situation, and it's so forward that I sort of expect it to be some case of bizarre unintentional signals, because I almost cannot believe someone would do this that wasn't in a movie.

 

[PSYGN]

That game so real

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

No you didn't ask WHY she sent it
Instead you blocked her. lol.

After she confirmed she meant to with a wink.

Not sure why that's lol territory for you.

 

[Shuggananas]

After she confirmed she meant to with a wink.

Not sure why that's lol territory for you.

wink = sex
damn I missed so many shots in my life

 

[McLovin]

That game so real

Yeah can you believe the canned it? I would have bought Morpheus for that game alone if it came to it. Oh well.

 

[bobs...onGaf]

I've said repeatedly that I did ask her if she meant to send it to me.

You didn't ask why she sent it to you though, it's worth doing.

If she is flirty you know for sure.

 

[Transhuman]

After she confirmed she meant to with a wink.

Not sure why that's lol territory for you.

It's lol territory because blocking someone on Facebook is the Internet equivalent of yelling "I hate you mom, I hope you die" and then slamming your bedroom door.