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A lady is going to see my Little Captain

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friskykillface

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Lolittle captain

She's a doctor, she has seen everything or studied to be prepared for anything, if you have a small dick who cares, she's not going to make fun of it.

Actually, you could be like that guy on reddit with two dicks, if that's the case she will be blown away by yo dick
 
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akira28

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I'll be honest. once I had to see a physician who was a woman for my physical instead of my normal doctor. I was afraid I would get aroused if she examined me too closely. I just thought about other things. And it didn't even move once.
 
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Moonkid

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Rosstimus

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I had lady doctors for most of my life. Its fine. She's seen like a bazillion dicks before in this context. Don't act weird and it will be okay, OP.
 
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Stencil

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Sai-kun said:
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
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Hahaha 😂

I'm assuming this is a joke topic. But once I went to a doctor (female, unbeknownst to me) massively hungover and unshowered and she had to check out the front AND back to surmise that I did indeed have an STD. She was noticeably perturbed. What a dumb kid I was.
 
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Steeped in a Sea of Games

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I had a female doctor clamp my penis down with what felt like a clothespin and then slowly jam a camera up my urethra to look around my bladder for about 5-10 minutes.

I think you'll survive this.
 
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17 Seconds

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Captain Zyrain said:
To clarify, it's a lady doctor, but I've never met her before. My normal doctor isn't available so I'm getting in to see whoever is open.

I've never been with a lady doctor that way before. What do you do? I mean I already kind of.. I don't know.. Gently manscaped, just a little so it doesn't look like I went overboard or anything, but didn't want a wild forest or anything.

It's probably going to be cold too.. Is that an issue? Should it be? She's a professional I'm sure. I imagine it would be inappropriate to.. You know.. Try to rectify the cold shrinkage issue.

Ahh first time for everything I guess.
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umm please tell me you aren't considering making your dick hard for the doctor
 
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Grimsen

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OP it's normal in these situations to ask for assistance material to make your erection go away.

Just ask her for 5 minutes and a porno mag.
 
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RoyaleDuke

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Sai-kun said:
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
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Jesus christ. this fucking first post. Get out of my head.

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It's the middle of the fucking night GAF I can't laugh this loud, between the burger thread and this fucking thread I am laughing and needing to eat so bad right now.
 
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bosseye

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Sai-kun said:
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people
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An appropriate first post for most of the OT threads on Gaf, ha ha.

It's the least sexy thing in the world doing this OP, I had a minor testicular cancer scare a couple of months back, so had to see various doctors for the first time, drop my pants and let them fondle away.

And it all culminated with having an ultrasound on my balls, and in the room was the consultant, his assistant fella, a nurse, a couple of students and some random bloke who was there to check how the machines were functioning. Nothing quite like dropping your pants for a room filled with strangers.
 
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MooseKnuckles

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Captain Zyrain said:
It's probably going to be cold too.. Is that an issue? Should it be? She's a professional I'm sure. I imagine it would be inappropriate to.. You know.. Try to rectify the cold shrinkage issue.
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This might genuinely be the most awkward and socially inept thing I've ever read.

Here's a piece of advice that no human being should ever have to receive; do not get yourself semi-erect or otherwise sexually aroused before presenting yourself to a medical professional to prevent them from thinking you have a small penis.
 
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DonMigs85

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When it comes to genitalia I always feel it's better to have a doctor of the same sex since they'll know how it feels better. Men don't know childbirth and women don't know what it's like having delicate nuts in a sack
 
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TaterTots

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I've only had female doctors and they don't give a shit. They see so much gross stuff. Nothing about seeing your junk is gonna turn them on. Its not like the doctor will see your patty and be like, "gotta date this dude." So weird.
 
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