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[JambiBum]

I don't get the appeal of meaty looking guys, but that's probably because I'm not a gay man or a straight woman. If I were gay, I'd go for a thin (but tone), stylish guy like Alain Delon:

or James Dean (and honestly who wouldn't?):

This is basically my look. Hair is a bit longer because I don't like my forehead. I keep trying to find new hair styles though.

 

[Sai-kun]

That Thor guy is kinda hot, but I hate the shaved-chest look. Plus he has long hair. Fail.

Shaved chest can look pretty weird if they don't do it right...but if they doo...mgh.

Naturally smooth guys are so <333 though. Totally my favorite.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I don't get the appeal of meaty looking guys, but that's probably because I'm not a gay man or a straight woman. If I were gay, I'd go for a thin (but tone), stylish guy like Alain Delon:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbli5npZYW1qzdyodo1_400.jpg

or James Dean (and honestly who wouldn't?):

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_st2yfb1kZLA/TCqdA2DioXI/AAAAAAAAALo/9wQdfa03-98/s400/james.jpg

This is pretty much what my taste is like. It's also pretty broad, though, I like meatier guys too.

 

[HappyPuppy]

What if I have hair everywhere?

<3 I approve.

Also this gaffer has a nice beard and is cutie/hot.

I hope there is this virus were every straight guy turns horribly unattractive (hairless,no eyebrows, dislikes dogs)

 

[Ryn]

Cillian Murphy in Sunshine/Red Eye/Batman Begins is pretty delicious. I really like the cute face + not super long hair, but hair slightly longer than your normal short hair cut that you can run your hands through pretty easily.

 

[Koodo]

That Thor guy is kinda hot, but I hate the shaved-chest look. Plus he has long hair. Fail.

I think dat look is specifically for the movie though (and the hair obviously). This is a recent photoshoot of him:

By the way, this would be my ideal man. Well, I'd prefer shorter hair (and I'm assuming he has some hair on the chest beneath those clothes), but other than that, UNNF.

Quick Amidala, tell him to disrobe....damn that shirt!

LOLING FOREVER @ Amidala.

 

[Devolution]

My usual type.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

I think dat look is specifically for the movie though (and the hair obviously). This is a recent photoshoot of him:

By the way, this would be my ideal man. Well, I'd prefer shorter hair (and I'm assuming he has some hair on the chest beneath those clothes), but other than that, UNNF.

LOLING FOREVER @ Amidala.

If his head was buzzed short and he had chest hair I'd be all over that.

 

[Professor Beef]

I feel like I shouldn't even be in here right now. Not because I'm straight, but because I feel so inadequate compared to all these other guys' pics being thrown around. :lol

 

[Aeana]

I feel like I shouldn't even be in here right now. Not because I'm straight, but because I feel so inadequate compared to all these other guys' pics being thrown around. :lol

Now you know how the women here feel when going into any one of the myriad hot girl threads around here.
EDIT: Or any thread involving a woman with photos. Always immediately rated with "would" or "sharp knees."

 

[SolKane]

I feel like I shouldn't even be in here right now. Not because I'm straight, but because I feel so inadequate compared to all these other guys' pics being thrown around. :lol

I'm trying to cultivate something like the guys I posted. Unfortunately I lack the rugged good looks and wealth needed for nicely tailored clothing. But someday, hopefully.

 

[TheSeks]

I feel like I shouldn't even be in here right now. Not because I'm straight, but because I feel so inadequate compared to all these other guys' pics being thrown around. :lol

It's fantasy. I bet some of them are airbrushed as well, just like women.

I think dat look is specifically for the movie though (and the hair obviously). This is a recent photoshoot of him:

God, I love men in hoodies. *squee*

 

[SolKane]

James Dean is looking hot.

lol, you caught me before the edit. What's going on with Abe's beard???

 

[Koodo]

If his head was buzzed short and he had chest hair I'd be all over that.

Mmm.


My research has lead me to believe he's apparently hairless on the chest though.

 

[suzu]

What a cutie pie. He looks better with the short hair.

 

[Aeana]

I like his eye color.

 

[hateradio]

Now you know how the women here feel when going into any one of the myriad hot girl threads around here.

It's ironic, considering most of those women are probably photoshoped, but there's currently a thread about this.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I like his eye color.

Yep,
I'm a sucker for blue eyes

 

[Professor Beef]

Now you know how the women here feel when going into any one of the myriad hot girl threads around here.
EDIT: Or any thread involving a woman with photos. Always immediately rated with "would" or "sharp knees."

I guess I do, now. :lol

It's fantasy. I bet some of them are airbrushed as well, just like women.

Not Keanu, though. Not Keanu.

I'm trying to cultivate something like the guys I posted. Unfortunately I lack the rugged good looks and wealth needed for nicely tailored clothing. But someday, hopefully.

I hear you on that one. I try to keep my facial hair and the hair on my head looking as neat as I can, but there's only so much I can do when it comes to good-looking clothing and my natural looks. Luckily I have my high self-esteem to back me up.

 

[Delio]

This is my type. Small,twinky mmm

 

[Replicant]

I feel like I shouldn't even be in here right now. Not because I'm straight, but because I feel so inadequate compared to all these other guys' pics being thrown around. :lol

Most people throw around their ideal hotness when it comes to famous people. But in RL, they actually adjust their expectation accordingly. On some level I always find guys that I encounter on a day to day basis to be hotter than the famous actor/model/etc. Maybe it's because they feel more accessible to me. Attractions also tend to grow overtime the more I see/know the person. Whereas this is impossible with famous actor/model/etc.

 

[Lumiere]

Most people throw around their ideal hotness when it comes to famous people. But in RL, they actually adjust their expectation accordingly. On some level I always find guys that I encounter on a day to day basis to be hotter than the famous actor/model/etc. Maybe it's because they feel more accessible to me. Attractions also tend to grow overtime the more I see/know the person. Whereas this is impossible with famous actor/model/etc.

Totally agree with this, especially with attractions growing over time. Happened many times that guys that I thought just average started looking better and better in my eyes after getting to see/know them more.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Now you know how the women here feel when going into any one of the myriad hot girl threads around here.
EDIT: Or any thread involving a woman with photos. Always immediately rated with "would" or "sharp knees."

That shit is hilarious to me, only because there is an individual that doesn't share the same opinion and is attacked. Quite comical and really silly, like having different definitions of hot is unheard of.

Also FFffuuuu beards do it again, that Fabregas soccer player looks really good with a beard a 9 but without it he is not my type.

Random pic of a hot guy

Kid Cudi

If you cross a Twink and a Bear = Cub

 

[ZephyrFate]

Yum, Kid Cudi.

 

[Devolution]

That shit is hilarious to me, only because there is an individual that doesn't share the same opinion and is attacked. Quite comical and really silly, like having different definitions of hot is unheard of.

Also FFffuuuu beards do it again, that Fabregas soccer player looks really good with a beard a 9 but without it he is not my type.

I had to try to find one of him bearded too and I'm not that into facial hair, but he just looks better shaggy or bearded. One of those things I guess.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I had to try to find one of him bearded too and I'm not that into facial hair, but he just looks better shaggy or bearded. One of those things I guess.

<3 Are you a Lady Mr./Mrs. Devo?

 

[Devolution]

<3 Are you a Lady Mr./Mrs. Devo?

I'm a lady/woman =p. If that's what you're askin.

 

[_Isaac]

<3 Are you a Lady Mr./Mrs. Devo?

We think so.

 

[Kinitari]

Way to depress the shit out of lady/gay GAF.

I have long hair (dreads), am almost entirely hairless everywhere else by design (I literally cannot grow facial hair, chest hair, or even under-arm hair).

So basically, I'm fucked, right?

 

[Neki]

Way to depress the shit out of lady/gay GAF.

I have long hair (dreads), am almost entirely hairless everywhere else by design (I literally cannot grow facial hair, chest hair, or even under-arm hair).

So basically, I'm fucked, right?

I think it'd be better to be hairless than too hairy to be honest (unless you're bald, which is ). No upkeep needed!

 

[Aeana]

Bald dudes can be pretty attractive.

 

[Coloress_Kafka]

Way to depress the shit out of lady/gay GAF.

I have long hair (dreads), am almost entirely hairless everywhere else by design (I literally cannot grow facial hair, chest hair, or even under-arm hair).

So basically, I'm fucked, right?

I can understand the other places but this one just seems weird. 0_o

 

[HappyPuppy]

Way to depress the shit out of lady/gay GAF.

I have long hair (dreads), am almost entirely hairless everywhere else by design (I literally cannot grow facial hair, chest hair, or even under-arm hair).

So basically, I'm fucked, right?

No Mr. If you read the thread again you will find that people have different tastes (it includes food, videogames etc) so yeah there is a guy/gal for you

 

[thetrin]

He should just let it grow. Chest hair I mean. Unless, it's like that naturally. If so, I apologize to this person.

I really don't understand the shaving thing. I have a ton of body hair, but I would never shave it. Not only is it a ton of work, but girls seem to love it. I've been bald since I was 18, and I just shave my head. Thank god I have a properly shaped head.

 

[Neki]

I really don't understand the shaving thing. I have a ton of body hair, but I would never shave it. Not only is it a ton of work, but girls seem to love it.

Depends on the location though in most cases. :O

 

[Devolution]

I really don't understand the shaving thing. I have a ton of body hair, but I would never shave it. Not only is it a ton of work, but girls seem to love it.

Gonna go ahead and guess it's not on your back.

 

[Kinitari]

Well I guess that makes it less bad. And yeah, I have nearly no hair under my arms. I don't know what it is, I guess I was made for swimming or something. No hair drag on me.

 

[thetrin]

Gonna go ahead and guess it's not on your back.

Hahaha, it's mostly on my chest and stomach. I've got a bit on the back of my shoulder blades, but there's no jungle growing on my back if that's what you mean.

Well I guess that makes it less bad. And yeah, I have nearly no hair under my arms. I don't know what it is, I guess I was made for swimming or something. No hair drag on me.

I was obviously engineered for some cold climate. My beard grows at a crazy speed.

 

[Devolution]

Way to depress the shit out of lady/gay GAF.

I have long hair (dreads), am almost entirely hairless everywhere else by design (I literally cannot grow facial hair, chest hair, or even under-arm hair).

So basically, I'm fucked, right?

No.

I know plenty of women who don't like hairy guys. Some of my friends are like this, and chuckle at my bf's hairy legs and arms.

 

[Aeana]

A lot of my girlfriends don't like body hair at all.

 

[thetrin]

A lot of my girlfriends don't like body hair at all.

I don't know why guys don't know that not every girl is the same. It's not like every guy likes the same kind of girl.

 

[enzo_gt]

What does GirlGAF think of just a light goatee for facial hair?

Spoiler

And I suppose GayGAF too.

Identity crisis had me switching up between the light goatee alone and a goatee + stache combo but that wasn't working so well. I pretty much had this going on without the 'stache.

 

[Devolution]

I don't know why guys don't know that not every girl is the same. It's not like every guy likes the same kind of girl.

Or that certain things are utter dealbreakers. I don't really care too much about body hair to be honest, it's just one of those "as long as there is no back hair, he's perfect" type deals. But it's not like I'm going to never give a guy a chance if I see it.

 

[Kinitari]

You'll have to excuse me GAF, I'm recently single - haven't been single for my entire adult life, and I've only been with one girl, so this is all pretty new to me! All girls aren't alike, who knew.

I guess I am just used to being liked and desired no matter how I looked, I worry I might have to change that.

 

[Professor Beef]

I for one am glad I have no body hair on my back.

 

[Lumiere]

Or that certain things are utter dealbreakers. I don't really care too much about body hair to be honest, it's just one of those "as long as there is no back hair, he's perfect" type deals. But it's not like I'm going to never give a guy a chance if I see it.

Same here. Not a big fan of body hair, and I realllly dislike hair anywhere on the back side of the body, but I've had boyfriends that were very hairy and hey, I liked them anyway.
So if a guy I'm into is not very hair, that's great, but if I like someone I'm not going to stop liking them cause they have a hairy back.

 

[thetrin]

You'll have to excuse me GAF, I'm recently single - haven't been single for my entire adult life, and I've only been with one girl, so this is all pretty new to me! All girls aren't alike, who knew.

I guess I am just used to being liked and desired no matter how I looked, I worry I might have to change that.

Worry more about how you carry yourself, and how you come across. Everything after that will fall into place.

 

[Devolution]

You'll have to excuse me GAF, I'm recently single - haven't been single for my entire adult life, and I've only been with one girl, so this is all pretty new to me! All girls aren't alike, who knew.

I guess I am just used to being liked and desired no matter how I looked, I worry I might have to change that.

Not necessarily. Although you might do certain things just to make your partner happy. Such as shaving in certain places because they like it. And it goes both ways.

 

[shadyspace]

Or that certain things are utter dealbreakers. I don't really care too much about body hair to be honest, it's just one of those "as long as there is no back hair, he's perfect" type deals. But it's not like I'm going to never give a guy a chance if I see it.

What's your opinion of light, barely visible butt hair? I've surprisingly yet to be with a girl who had a problem with it.

 

[Aeana]

Even though I definitely have my preferences, looks are fairly low on the hierarchy of things I care about. Well, maybe besides eyes. But that aside, it's other stuff I care about much more.