WrenchNinja
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Let's look at Ocarina of Time. You've got a shot at Hyrule Field and then bam title, pan as you see Link riding on Epona. You get to see some of the sights you'll travel on your adventure with Death Mountain in the background. It's immediately interesting.
Let's see Majora's Mask. You start off with a shot of the mask in the darkness and the Happy Mask Salesman grasping for it, then cut to Clock Town as you see the residents try to live their lives. At any point you can press a button and get to the title screen, but if you wait it out, you'll get to see haunting imagery of Skull Kid waiting high up above the town staring at the moon's menacing face, and then bam title.
Wind Waker, you see that bright sky you'll be sailing under and then in comes the boat and title, then we get to see Outset Island and Link standing at a cliff. All the while we hear Wind Waker's memorable theme music.
Twilight Princess isn't the most original game with it even trying to imitate Ocarina's intro, but it's still interesting with showing Hyrule at Twilight, starting from Eldin Bridge and it has a cool ending with the transition of Link and Epona to Wolf Link howling at the barrier
Skyward Sword has the long backstory of the land below narrated by Fi with beautiful art. We eventually get to the title branded in the sky fittingly. Leaving it at the title has loftwings flying in the background. It's simplistic but appropriate. The only weak thing about it is the transition from Fi's narration to the actual title screen as there's a second of black screen, and there's also the hideous Wiimote instructions tab, but aside from those things, it's nice.
A Link Between Worlds takes the spinning triforce from A Link to the Past but it does it's own thing by hovering the camera over Hyrule or Lorule depending on where you are.
Breath of the Wild is some powerpoint slideshow shit. Seriously what the fuck is this. It's simple but not in the way Skyward Sword's is. It's just the title with art changing every couple of seconds. Sometimes you've got Link climbing, or posing on a horse, or with his bow and arrow, or a random Guardian is there. It's boring.
I hope this illustrated how Breath of the Wild is the worst game ever. No but seriously though, it was just fun going through all of these Zelda intros again. Hope this was even slightly entertaining.