Gaf (straw)Man in: The Curious Case of the CPU-bound Video Game! Oversimplified collector's edition
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Frame rate: 30
What is this? A 30 fps video game! Fret not! Gaf man is here to save the day! Clearly they have sacrificed the fluidity of the game for fancy (checkerboarded) 4K. Let us turn down the resolution to 1080p.
Frame rate: 30
Alas! That was not enough! We will have to crank it down further! 720p here we go!
Frame rate: 30
Somehow, this isn't working. I guess we just haven't gone down enough. 480p, here we go!
Frame rate: 30
You know what? Graphics are overrated. Destiny 2 would be far better as an artistic experience that replicates blindness. How about we render nothing at all?
Frame rate: 35
Progress! Gaf man has cracked yet another case!