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ThisWreckage

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This is one of the things that terrifies me when it comes to getting married. You marry someone that takes good of herself, she has a kid, and she subsequently turns into Kirstie Alley.
 
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ryutaro's mama

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ThisWreckage said:
This is one of the things that terrifies me when it comes to getting married. You marry someone that takes good of herself, she has a kid, and she subsequently turns into Kirstie Alley.
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Listen to Leykis, bro.

I know he's off the air but there are vids of his shows on YouTube.
 
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ThisWreckage

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ryutaro's mama said:
Listen to Leykis, bro.

I know he's off the air but there are vids of his shows on YouTube.
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I don't have to listen to him. The only surefire way of avoiding such a thing is to simply not roll the dice in the first place.
 
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Cynosure

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ryutaro's mama said:
I don't completely agree (or disagree)

But you came at me, bro.

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Fenderputty

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ryutaro's mama said:
Listen to Leykis, bro.

I know he's off the air but there are vids of his shows on YouTube.
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Leykis is a douche. He views on women are at best ridiculous. This is coming from someone who used to listen to him as though he was some sort of savior.
 
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big_z

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I'd still date her... Yeah she's fat but not that super disgusting fat some people look like and you know with a little work she looks incredible.

I can't believe some of you are trying to pass gaga off as attractive or think Christina is a beast... Then again this is gaf and some people here are jerking it to animated horses.
 
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ReturnOfTheRAT

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ThisWreckage said:
This is one of the things that terrifies me when it comes to getting married. You marry someone that takes good of herself, she has a kid, and she subsequently turns into Kirstie Alley.
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I feel so bad for Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith (Unsolved Mysteries). Do a google search and see for youself how badly things have gone for her.
 
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benzy

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Cynosure said:
http://i.imgur.com/LSukh.jpg[IMG]

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>>>> teenage Christina[/QUOTE]

Teen Christina is best.

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chubigans

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ReturnOfTheRAT said:
I feel so bad for Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith (Unsolved Mysteries). Do a google search and see for youself how badly things have gone for her.
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Holy CRAP! Poor Brosnan...man...man oh man... :(
 
Chittagong

Chittagong

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Mean bastards.

Cortisone. Look up the effects. Used to treat auto immune diseases, such as ulcerative colitis. Effects will disappear after dose is gradually lowered.
 
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ryutaro's mama

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Fenderputty said:
Leykis is a douche. He views on women are at best ridiculous. This is coming from someone who used to listen to him as though he was some sort of savior.
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Well, he is a cartoon character and he uses a lot of hyperbole but at their core, his views are pretty close to the point.
 
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akira28

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ThisWreckage said:
This is one of the things that terrifies me when it comes to getting married. You marry someone that takes good of herself, she has a kid, and she subsequently turns into Kirstie Alley.
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She got married, then started banging her assistant and left her hubbie and took the kid. And apparently got depressed.
 
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tmarques

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AbsoluteZero said:
Of course those concert pictures look terrible--she's mid song, dammit, of course her face is going to be contorted in weird ways and her hair's gonna be everywhere.

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Here's a better one to judge. She's bigger, yes, but in my humble opinion she looks better.

Oh my goodness those hips.
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She's obviously emulating Mae West here and, you know what, she looks pretty great. If she won't / can't lose the weight, she should this more often.

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XiaNaphryz

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Shouldn't be surprising, people should've seen it coming when she said she loved junk food some 10+ years ago. I remember some clip on MTV back then with a camera crew following her around, and she ordered a ton of stuff from the Taco Bell drive-through.
 
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Sydle

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I LOLed.

But seriously, goddamn. Why would she perform looking like that? Who told her that was okay?

And lol at the Adele GIFs, big girl is big.
 
DR2K

DR2K

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I feel bad for her, over eating is a disease. Hopefully she stops before she blows up even further.
 
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Fantastical

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HellKarnassus said:
6/10
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Are you insinuating there is a pun in here somewhere? I meant it seriously.

Christina has had a really bad year. Although she got the job on The Voice, her album sucked (2010 but still), she got divorced, she screwed up the national anthem at the super bowl, and now she's gained weight.

XiaNaphryz said:
Shouldn't be surprising, people should've seen it coming when she said she loved junk food some 10+ years ago. I remember some clip on MTV back then with a camera crew following her around, and she ordered a ton of stuff from the Taco Bell drive-through.
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Oh my god what a fattie. One clip exists of her eating junk food. :/
 
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G-Fex

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Koodo said:
Emphasis on tour.

Could Xtincta even book a corner bodega?


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I don't think so.
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I thought Christina sang on the streets like in that stupid commercial.

i hate her though, and I hate the late 90's.

This might be karma for that stupid candyman song.
 
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Cruzader

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I don't understand how this happens to celebs that are smoking hot. "gee about time I get fat and lazy. Screw my good life"

What about her partner? Wtf if I had a smoking girl, id keep get weight in check. Damn.
 
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enzo_gt

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What? How did this happen so quick? I could've swore seeing fit pics like a month ago.

Hope she can pull a Britney and un-uglify herself.. again.
 
OverHeat

OverHeat

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Cynosure said:
wrong.


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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1fvgs.jpg[/IMG[/QUOTE]

OMG FAP FAP FAP
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