True story:
Back in the day, I ran a Counter-Strike server that had like 40 - 50 regular players. My friends and I made up our own game called "Counter-Strike: Global Assault," which mixed a Risk-style invasion system with Counter-Strike matches. Regulars were split into teams and announced invasions of other countries (held by other teams of players) on a forum, and then the matches were set. We had a flash based map that charted out which teams controlled countries. Certain countries were played on certain maps, ie, De_dust for the middle east, de_airstrip for central America, etc.
It went on for a year and while clearly nobody would ever win, it was awesome, and the greatest thing that I ever invented.
I am suing Valve. Even though ... this has nothing to do with anything.