Why the fuck am I in off-topic.
Does it smell like a fist full of keys and dirty old pennies?
Jesus, no.Isn't that how vagina smells?
5) If Lemmywinks is not back within 24 hours, send a rescue team of five more gerbils.
Jesus, no.
These comments aren't helping, just stringing me through a series of highs and lows as I reposition from a simple chair squat to an odor concealing regular English sit.
If it's an anal infection I'll be damned, I'm not sure where that could have come from; if it's from the chair it will burn or be recycled.
If something in my ass exploded then I'm genuinely worried that my insurance won't cover those type of doctors.
I'm not ready to begin launching chemicals into my ass like I'm fighting a scourge just yet. I mean some of the shit suggested sounds drastic like that thing about jack daniels, cologne, and a vinegar combination, although I would prefer something more holistic so I might try vinegar and report back.
Apple Cider or sherry vinegar? Talcum powder for the aftermath?
Why the fuck am I in off-topic.
Armageddon!5) If Lemmywinks is not back within 24 hours, send a rescue team of five more gerbils.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention why this matter is so pressing. There's this girl I've met and this can't be there if I want to escalate the situation, I'd probably grab whatever off the shelf and douse it in there if worse came to worst but I'd prefer a more controlled elimination.
The smell has been off and on occurring for a few months after I tried an herbal laxative named cascara sagrada for constipation; it worked well and then this just appeared and now it's fucking me. My tongue is white, too, and my doctor prescribed nystatin, but after a month of use the white tongue remained.
Something is going on down there and I really need to get to the bottom.
this, and don't forget to take pictures of it.Insert a mentos and a bit of pepsi to get rid of any bad odor.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention why this matter is so pressing. There's this girl I've met and this can't be there if I want to escalate the situation, I'd probably grab whatever off the shelf and douse it in there if worse came to worst but I'd prefer a more controlled elimination.
The smell has been off and on occurring for a few months after I tried an herbal laxative named cascara sagrada for constipation; it worked well and then this just appeared and now it's fucking me. My tongue is white, too, and my doctor prescribed nystatin, but after a month of use the white tongue remained.
Something is going on down there and I really need to get to the bottom.
Nah, pilonidal cysts aren't in your asshole.
If you had one of those you'd know about it. I had one. It wasn't pleasant.
Ok pull back some. You're about to overplay your hand.
Yeah, they're typically right above...boy do I know.
OP, that might be worth checking out anyway. Just get in front of a mirror, spread the cheeks, and see if you see anything that you think shouldn't be there. A cyst would look pretty much like a tiny (if you're lucky) hole.
And yeah, they will start to stink if gone untreated.
This killed meGet one of these:
Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.
"I turbo my asshole every morning"
Ew. Shave that shit and start using moist wipes. I've never used toilet paper since... and quite frankly, don't know how I ever put up with the concept of smearing shit around my ass with dry paper.I've attempted to yoga myself for analysis and constructed a chamber of mirrors but haven't really been able to get an eye through the forest so I'm not sure if there's a rash.
Ok yeah, maybe, but I'm not just talking about my arse there, I'm starting to wonder if it's something to do with the stomach, too.
I wash fine, soap and all, clean shower, no barrel bucket tub in the wilderness; obviously this is a unique issue and no one can help. I'll book a doctor visit and see if maybe I can get antiobotics or something but I really don't have the money.
Oh well.
Happy New Years Gaf.
Yeah I couldn't find anything weird like a new hole that beguiled me but I will put that down on my doctor issues pad.
Isn't that how vagina smells?
Get one of these:
Dial it to turbo and squat over it. I turbo my asshole every morning.
LOL Source for this?
EDIT, nevermind found it
So you're the man with the terrible smell.
Douse toilet paper with cologne and wipe your ass until it bleeds, if the smell continues replace the cologne with Jack Daniels Honey whiskey, might as well get wasted if the anal demons flourish.
There are some gross ass people in this site.
lol... not even 100 replies and the thread is already delivering.Clean your fucking ass and eat some fiber.