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[Lionel Mandrake]

From reddit: Kevin Rose throws infinite raccoons

 

[TheContact]

From reddit: Kevin Rose throws infinite raccoons

OMG lol =x I feel bad for the raccoon

 

[SapientWolf]

Well looks like he should have thrown the dog and kept the raccoon.

I think you're on to something.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

I like how it looks around for goodies and then in the end goes "aw fuck it I'll just take your rug".

LOL

 

[m0dus]

I think we have a new BAN gif.

 

[gutter_trash]

OMG lol =x I feel bad for the raccoon

I don't, he attacked to dog and was trespassing

 

[Purkake4]

Racoons are both huge, terrifying and very aggressive. I had one chase me in Central Park.

StoOgE
First tragedy, then farce.

 

[PackerinMN]

We just trap them, shoot them in the cage and throw'em in the field at the farm. Pests.

 

[raindoc]

I hate raccoons like the best of them, but shit, I can't help but feel bad when he was tossed.



He hit the side of the wall on the way down too.... he's not walking away from that.

Raccoon down, raccoon down....

.

 

[Foob]

this is not the type of behavior i expect from an angel investor

 

[Megalosaro]

Raccoons are one of my favorite animals, but I also recognize they are vicious little bastards and to keep away from them.

Fair.

 

[DonMigs85]

We just trap them, shoot them in the cage and throw'em in the field at the farm. Pests.

hateful
Member

 

[DrFunk]

oh internet

https://twitter.com/TossedRacoon

 

[pulga]

Because there's a long spiel at the beginning about not endorsing violence against animals, but then it's a video of him throwing one down some stairs, and we're presumably supposed to either feel like justice has been served or amused at the raccoon's misfortune (or both).

Like I certainly don't feel sorry for the raccoon and would probably have done something similar if it was my dog but I don't think I'd then go "oh boy I hope there's security camera footage of this so I can put it on youtube!"

It's like the lamest Worldstar fight video on the internet.

Snooze

Whats the fucking point of the story without the video?

 

[CreepingFear]

I'm impressed with his security cameras. I want something like that someday.

 

[DR2K]

That's exactly what I wanted to do when they made one a character in umvc3.

 

[Loofy]

From reddit: Kevin Rose throws infinite raccoons

Does its tooth fly off?

 

[CreepingFear]

Some of you master editor/photo shoppers need to do a mix of vader throwing the emperor down the shaft and kevin rose and the racoon.

 

[Row]

Did the right thing, gotta protect your loved ones even if they happen to be covered in fur

 

[warthog]

Throwing raccoons isn't cool, but in this case justified.

An intervention like this wouldn't have been necessary with my dog though. Firstly because there are no raccoons around here, secondly because it would be wise of the raccoon to avoid my german shepherd.

 

[raindoc]

Does its tooth fly off?

i think it's a piece of fur that's "chipped" away as he hits not only the wall, but the edge.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Those raccoon's eyes at the every end in the darkness as it was flying through the air:


"I'LL BE BACK... I'LL BE BAAACKK!"

 

[Alucrid]

i think it's a piece of fur that's "chipped" away as he hit's not only the wall, but the edge.

it flies off before the raccoon leaves his hand. could be fur from the dog

 

[oneils]

it flies off before the raccoon leaves his hand. could be fur from the dog

Yeah, I second fur from the dog. I think it was either caught in its claws or mouth.

 

[Riggs]

whatevah

i do what I want

Hey that's not my cousin!

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'm absolutely crying from that gif. It's the eyes and the spinning that does it for me.

 

[Diprosalic]

i love animals so much, but i would do the same thing in a heartbeat if a raccoon attacks my cats.

 

[Derwind]

I think we have a new BAN gif.

 

[GodParticle]

Looked like it was being thrown back to the depths of hell with those glowing eyes haha

 

[whitehawk]

Where's the one where he's carrying luggage.

 

[Grifter]

lord help him, all the bells in the world can't save him now.

 

[LordCanti]

lord help him, all the bells in the world can't save him now.

There's nothing that bells can't buy. We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

 

[cdkee]

I hate Raccoons. Lately there's one that comes to my parents house, takes a shit in their pool, and goes along his merry business. I don't want to hurt it, but I busted out a BB gun to fire a few warning shots. That bastard comes by every day as part of his routine, usually right around 8:30.

 

[thesuperfunk]

Awesome ... fair play to the guy!

 

[joedan]

One of my favourite shows as a child. Never hear it mentioned on the Interweb.

The Racoons

 

[Boom Boom Pow]

This is what happens when you own a pet rat instead of an actual dog.

My old siamese cat used to murder racoons on a monthly basis it was weird as fuck.

your cat is the reason why we're losing our nature. it probably murders squirrels and birds too huh?

 

[Eteric Rice]

I had a pet raccoon once. Named him Rocky. We had him since he was a baby and fed him by bottle. He was nice, always got out of his cage and fucked with the neighbor's dogs, though.

When he got fully matured though, he became an asshole. So we eventually gave him away.

Funny thing though. We raised him on a bottle. When he discovered his penis, he would suck on it thinking it was a bottle. It was hilarious.

I hear female raccoon are much more docile and easier to have as pets.

 

[Pinko Marx]

I've always wanted a oet raccoon. They're fucking smart bastards.

 

[raindoc]

it flies off before the raccoon leaves his hand. could be fur from the dog

yupp, you're right. didn't catch that.

 

[Alchemy]

Pets are family, you don't fuck with family.

 

[CreepingFear]

I've always wanted a oet raccoon. They're fucking smart bastards.

 

[TheSeks]

I laughed hard at the raccoon ragdolling down the second flight of stairs. Horrible reaction but it was just funny to see.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Fuck with my dog and I'll do the same.

But what if they don't have a dog to fuck with?

 

[3phemeral]

.

 

[pauljeremiah]

Digg that....bitch!

 

[Northeastmonk]

I know one word in his defense: Rabies.

If this happened to me I'd probably do the same thing, but it wouldn't of been the stairwell it would of been the balcony. And that raccoon wouldn't of had the chance to run away.

He completely showed sympathy for the raccoon. That balcony was right in front of his face, you can see him glance at it and say "NO", but just like a drunk hooker he pushed the thing down the stairs. Heck, who knows if that thing would of ran back in someone else's place or would of bitten Mr. Rose.

 

[crimzonflame]

what a loser dog

 

[Cloudy]

He's lucky he didn't get bit or scratched. Dog is lucky his owner intervened.

 

[NomarTyme]

I've always wanted a oet raccoon. They're fucking smart bastards.

So are pigs.

 

[Jenov]

I just imagine a little raccoon voice going "what the fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" as it flies thru the air.