Antilurker77
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I thought Disney was starting to move on from this crap.
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Disney is making a movie starring the offspring of some of their iconic villains!
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I thought Disney was starting to move on from this crap.
Dice//
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^ Bingo.
I would so watch an episode of this that involved someone hunting and killing a bambi descendant, and then being set upon by a whole herd of vengeful deer.
Father_Brain
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Clip from the movie's um, contemporary cover/remix/whatever of Be Our Guest.
Holy fuck, this looks worse than I even thought possible.
Holy fuck, this looks worse than I even thought possible.
Looks like something I'd expect to see made to poke fun at Disney's recent trend of live action whoring out of their cartoons.
Sibersk Esto
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LMAO at Jafar looking like Abis Mal
Rimon-hanit
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Oh come on GAF it's obvious fan service, live action or not it wasn't going to be a masterpiece just some dumb fun.
EDIT:After watching the various videos, this is no fan-service, there is no one justifiable redeeming quality in this all project and the people behind just use Disney characters to fuck with me.
EDIT:After watching the various videos, this is no fan-service, there is no one justifiable redeeming quality in this all project and the people behind just use Disney characters to fuck with me.
Captain Europe
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The worst thing is that this is set in the modern age, I didn't expect high quality, but that makes no fucking sense.
Oh fuck.
Finaika
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Couldn't they choose a better background?
his son looking like a Infamous SS unlockable isn't much better either
but yea, we ain't the target audience
Dead Prince
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eh. giving the way the scene is set up i'm sure it's meant to look shitty.
The Auxiliary
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Whaaa. Don't tell me this was supposed to be a Disney Channel Original Movie this whole time!
Admiral Woofington
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i love the fact that Cruella's son is like wearing her same clothing. Like do they go mother/son shopping? How many puppies can you kill?
Admiral Woofington
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also why does Jaffar look like he takes out an accordion in a pier and like have a little monkey with a coffee cup go ask for money?
Captain Europe
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Maleficent is from a medieval period, there's no way she'd be alive by now, unless she's immortal, but then everyone else has to be immortal too, even Belle and the Beast who aren't magical creatures/villains.
And what makes you say the Evil Queen is based on Once Upon a Time? She looks like bad cosplay based on the original Snow White movie. In the show she cast a curse that made them time travel from their ''Disney world'' to our world, at least there were actual storyline reasons for it.
In this movie they're randomly living in the modern age, and for some reason Beauty and the Beast are the rulers.
This looks amazing.
Which MOBA are they cosplaying?
Zeyphersan
Banned
My EXACT thought
Rafa=FedKilla
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Gotta save it for the next live action version.
Once Upon a Time's incarnations of The Evil Queen and Cruella are some of the better incarnations in my opinion, mostly because of Cruella's back story and because the queen has more character outside of just being vain as hell.
Discotheque
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lmao this shit looks hilarious.
Mother of God. I swear it takes actual effort to make something this bad. I don't care that this is targeted towards the High School Musical tween audience, it's still damaging to Disney's brand.
Zomba13
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That was so bad it crashed my Nvidia driver.
Frozenprince
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They went for A) diversity because Disney channel and B) Dead villains because it's easier to write around the parents not being around that way.
Zeyphersan
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Disney as a whole has a brand, I'm not convinced that Disney Channel has a brand that isn't totally and completely represented by that music video right there
Frozenprince
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I miss when the original movies were just weird, simple one offs with mediocre teen actors and melodramatic plots.
Remember that one about the baseball player that just wanted to be a chef? That was okay.
Why they have to whore themselves out now to try and re-capture that HSM magic is beyond me. It was a one time thing, stop shitting on the brand trying to get it back.
Zeyphersan
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The ones that come to mind from my childhood:
Smart House
The Luck of the Irish
The one where there was this creepy dude living under a girl's bed
Halloweentown
I want to look up a list but I also want to see if there's any others I forgot
I had to google this, according to wikipedia his parents named him Nils Allen Stewart, no idea why he goes by Booboo.
BreezyLimbo
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So they're trying to write a Disney version of Batman?
In the upcoming Big remake it's revealed that The Great Zoltan is actually Jaffar trapped for eternity by the genie.
Rafa=FedKilla
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They look like they are at the Tidal press conference.
Frozenprince
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Aw man I love Luck of the Irish and Smart House. Those were so fun.
Punks was the best one, though.
Dude, Zenon? Come on. And Brink. That shit was my favorite I think. And any movie with that guy from Smart House/Irish. I think he did a mermaid movie too.
Zeyphersan
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Oh, shit, forgot about Zenon. That movie was awesome. Which one was Brink? Was that the skating one?
Smart House Guy definitely did a movie where he was turning into a mermaid
SoulUnison
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"Fetus da penis, Zenon!"
Cruella's son looks like Rufio lost a fight with a Hot Topic. I hope he's a troubled teen who gets caught in an alley skinning puppies.
You mean The Thirteenth Year? That movie also had Uncle Joey from Full House and the girl who would end up voicing Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite.
Zeyphersan
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Yeah that one!
I don't want to go back and rewatch any of these. It'll ruin my precious memories
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