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[Father_Brain]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

 

[PsychBat!]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

oh my god... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

After all these years the Queen has never been given a name by Disney?

I thought her name was Queen Grimhilde. They just don't call her that often because no one knows her by that name.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

... I mean this'll be played for laughs but they're the children of sociopathic/psycopathic murderers. Hope that prep school has a psychiatrist on call.

EDIT: OH MY GOD NO

 

[Kinsei]

Oh god, this is amazing/terrible. Next Friday is going to be amazing.

 

[Bam]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

Spoiler

This is going to be a hit

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Aw man I love Luck of the Irish and Smart House. Those were so fun.

Punks was the best one, though.

House, house, the house is jumpin' House, house, the house is jumpin' That greatness was directed by LaVarr Burton. I also have the entire Brink soundtrack on my iPad. And Jhnny Kapahala Back on Board had Rose McIver!


Back to The Descendants, Dove Cameron is going to be a star!

 

[iosefe]

woman who plays Blue Fairy in OUAT get the Belle...Upgrade?

ok. i guess i can roll with this





what the fuck is that villain song.


what is this urban shit?

 

[kurahador]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

lmao...this is worse than I expected.

 

[Nose Master]

THIS LOOKS OUTSTANDING.

 

[Wanderer5]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

United States of Auradon.XD

 

[ReiGun]

It was mildly amusing until that song. That was just awful.

 

[Stalyn]

time will tell if any good.

 

[brickarts295]

 

[Paper Sparrow]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

Well, it's a bit cheesy but what Disney Origi-

*song starts*

My eaaaaaaars!

 

[Wanderer5]

Well least some of the designs on the outfits and Isle of the Lost is kind of niffy.

Be Our Guest is still worse, but yeah that song....

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

wow

 

[Amir0x]

hahah that was a vaguely decent idea made to troll everyone into checking out the previews so that they all vomit blood and die

 

[ReiGun]

The kids don't even seem evil. They just seem like douchebags.

And holy fuck did Beast banish a lot of people. His son might have a point.

 

[StillEdge]

The books sell like hot cakes. Not surprised by this.

 

[Wanderer5]

The kids don't even seem evil. They just seem like douchebags.

And holy fuck did Beast banish a lot of people. His son might have a point.

Cause it freaking Beast. Funny he King Beast instead of say Adam (which granted is a unofficial name in the end. Grimhilde the evil queen too). And they had to turn him into Clark Kent too.:x

 

[Paper Sparrow]

The kids don't even seem evil. They just seem like douchebags.

And holy fuck did Beast banish a lot of people. His son might have a point.

Even this movie knows how big a douche Beast always was, lol.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I would ask where this Maleficent push came from, but I guess Judge Frollo did die...

 

[TheAbsolution]

Yeah that one!

I don't want to go back and rewatch any of these. It'll ruin my precious memories

Smart House still holds up.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Oh, fuck. It's a musical?

 

[Lord of Castamere]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

Holy shit. I lost it when the musical number turned into stomp. Amazing.

 

[Currygan]

so this is kinda The Wire S4-5 for children

 

[Puruzi]

Disney is making a movie starring the offspring of some of their iconic villains!

Live Action

 

[Heroman]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

 

[Dr. Malik]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

I thought it couldnt get any worse but then that breakdown happened, holy shit

 

[TheAbsolution]

Oh, fuck. It's a musical?

It's a Kenny Ortega movie, creator of High School Musical.

 

[Penguin]

Why is Maleficent the big bad, and not like Gaston?

 

[Femmeworth]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

Oh my god.

If it wasn't for the tablet stuff I would 100% believe if someone told me this was produced a decade ago.

 

[iosefe]

Why is Maleficent the big bad, and not like Gaston?

Maybe because in this universe, Gaston died 20 years ago.

Maybe. I wouldn't be surprised if he is alive, though

 

[SteveWinwood]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

i cant

i cant

 

[Kinsei]

Maybe because in this universe, Gaston died 20 years ago.

Maybe. I wouldn't be surprised if he is alive, though

I bet we'll see him as the father of one of the main characters.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

 

[shiftplusone]

They thought Sleeping Beauty's surname is.....Beauty?

the candy witch has a daughter named fucking Ginger Breadhouse


I'm so mad right now i've gone blind

(nothing to do with me caring about the treatment of characters, its just so god damn stupid)

and Alistair Wonderland

I can't deal with this

 

[piccio_ssl]

I am going to need SO much alcohol to hatewatch this

 

[X05]

Damn, this one doesn't even look bad in like a "so bad it's good" kinda thing... just plain bad.

It's not for us ... It's for like 8-13 yo girls -- and, they'll watch. I bet it's very successful for Disney. Look how Teen Beach Movie did.

True, but with that one even though one had to wade through all its DisneyChannel-ness, it was a nice and enjoyable parody of the genre.

Spoiler

full of earworms too

 

[DrForester]

Something that would instantly make this great...

Random lion (Simba and Nala's kid) walking around in the background and occasionally mauling someone.


Accurate youtube subtitles.

 

[iosefe]

Good news, Everyone!!

Descendants now available to watch on watchdisneychannel.go.com

http://watchdisneychannel.go.com/descendants/video/vdka0_54rxbinn/01/01-descendants


get your Scotch, Whisky, or other beverage of choice ready

 

[speculawyer]

Young Villains didn't work so well for Lucas.

 

[OricWindstar]

I get the feeling that as a 24 year old male, this is was not made with me in mind.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Do I dare watch this?

 

[Penguin]

Good news, Everyone!!

Descendants now available to watch on watchdisneychannel.go.com

http://watchdisneychannel.go.com/descendants/video/vdka0_54rxbinn/01/01-descendants


get your Scotch, Whisky, or other beverage of choice ready

This is really tempting... but I kind of wanna watch it with GAF on Friday

It's easier to sync when it's airing at the same time... with plenty of booze!

 

[Razmos]

 

[Rebel Leader]

My reaction

 

[iosefe]

i'm watching it.


i don't know why.


maybe it's Kristin Chenoweth as Maleficent