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[Lunchbox]

does it ride up in your crack?

i gotta pull out my boxers out of my crack once in awhile when no ones looking, wouldnt a thin ass string go all the way in? and what about the shit stains? doesnt it become like string of wet shit after a whole day of use? and how would you pee since it doesnt have the penis pockets that regular underwears have. you would have to use the stalls, then pull down the thong to pee. then people will see a thong on your legs when they come in. even a shit a covered one

 

[Atramental]

All this talk about pynus is making my pynus shrink.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

does it ride up in your crack?

i gotta pull out my boxers out of my crack once in awhile when no ones looking, wouldnt a thin ass string go all the way in? and what about the shit stains? doesnt it become like string of wet shit after a whole day of use? and how would you pee since it doesnt have the penis pockets that regular underwears have. you would have to use the stalls, then pull down the thong to pee. then people will see a thong on your legs when they come in. even a shit a covered one

Ever tired using toilet paper?

Also, up and over.

All this talk about pynus is making my pynus shrink.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Then there's the issue of me getting addicted to wearing thongs. Some of my bad habits won't translate well.

 

[_Isaac]

Then there's the issue of me getting addicted to wearing thongs. Some of my bad habits won't translate well.

You don't wipe?

 

[Drencrom]

All this talk about pynus is making my pynus shrink.

Just do as me and open up a tab with that cuckold thread that dude created and imagine yourself grinding on his girl.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

You don't wipe?

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

 

[abusori]

This thread is just unsettling to me.

 

[Atramental]

Just do as me and open up a tab with that cuckold thread that dude created and imagine yourself grinding on his girl.

Oh, I can't.

I would feel too guilty.

This thread is just unsettling to me.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

l...lawd.

 

[Rocket Punch]

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

OKAY NOW.

5 more pages.

 

[lunchtoast]

The best underwear ever http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0036WWFMK/?tag=neogaf0e-20

That would give me mad heat bumps.

 

[_Isaac]

does it ride up in your crack?

i gotta pull out my boxers out of my crack once in awhile when no ones looking, wouldnt a thin ass string go all the way in? and what about the shit stains? doesnt it become like string of wet shit after a whole day of use? and how would you pee since it doesnt have the penis pockets that regular underwears have. you would have to use the stalls, then pull down the thong to pee. then people will see a thong on your legs when they come in. even a shit a covered one

A lot of people just go over the wall.

 

[Drencrom]

Oh, I can't.

I would feel too guilty.

Ok dude, I think now is the right timeof to come out the closet.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'd wear a thong but I'm afraid.

Anyone want to share a thong?

 

[Etrian Oddity]

I hate this thread. Thongs are for females only I tell you, females!

::cries at mental images::

 

[RatskyWatsky]

A lot of people just go over the wall.

Yeah, I mean don't you ever take a peek when the guy using the urinal next to you whips it out?

 

[_Isaac]

Yeah, I mean don't you ever take a peek when the guy using the urinal next to you whips it out?

No!

We had a thread about it and there were a lot of guys that said they go over the wall.

 

[Veezy]

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

Okay... what? Ya got get that shit in check, man. People can smell that, ya dig?

 

[RobotMafia]

Of course. I'm a sandal-boy.

 

[ivysaur12]

Are you a gogo dancer?

No? Then no, don't.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

No!

We had a thread about it and there were a lot of guys that said they go over the wall.

I refuse to believe that. Everyone does it!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Okay... what? Ya got get that shit in check, man. People can smell that, ya dig?

No one ever smells it. Usually I have cologne to spray it up my butt if things get bad. I guess wearing a thong might intensify the smell, as the fabric will trap less of it.

 

[kai3345]

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

This thread just took an interesting turn

 

[RatskyWatsky]

No one ever smells it. Usually I have cologne to spray it up my butt if things get bad. I guess wearing a thong might intensify the smell, as the fabric will trap less of it.

...

 

[Drencrom]

No one ever smells it. Usually I have cologne to spray it up my butt if things get bad. I guess wearing a thong might intensify the smell, as the fabric will trap less of it.

Oldest trick in the book.

 

[Atramental]

Ok dude, I think now is the right timeof to come out the closet.

I already came out of the atheist closet two years ago.

 

[hwalker84]

That would give me mad heat bumps.

Just order a pair I guarantee they don't. The material is fantastic and they stay cool when it's hot and warm when it's cold.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I was kind of afraid to mention it, but sometimes I rush and forget to fully wipe. Don't want any leakages.

No one ever smells it. Usually I have cologne to spray it up my butt if things get bad. I guess wearing a thong might intensify the smell, as the fabric will trap less of it.

 

[lunchtoast]

Just order a pair I guarantee they don't. The material is fantastic and they stay cool when it's hot and warm when it's cold.

I'll check out the lower cut ones.

 

[_Isaac]

I refuse to believe that. Everyone does it!

Everyone but me.

 

[_Isaac]

No one ever smells it. Usually I have cologne to spray it up my butt if things get bad. I guess wearing a thong might intensify the smell, as the fabric will trap less of it.

You should try to convince your girlfriend to give you a rimjob.

 

[Plywood]

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Everyone but me.

mmhhhmm

You should try to convince your girlfriend to give you a rimjob.

*gag*

Although, she might be into that sort of thing. You never know.

 

[Moodkip]

I literally was not aware such a thing existed - that is, thongs for men - before reading the title of this thread.

Spoiler

I don't approve.

 

[kai3345]

~tag fishing~

 

[Earthstrike]

I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Please don't tell me you are serious.

 

[_Isaac]

~tag fishing~

Isn't he always?

 

[kai3345]

Isn't he always?

This is true.

 

[Atramental]

Go to a super religious university (that will kick you out for not being religious) for 2 years and then you might get a tag.

 

[Fusebox]

I wear thongs.

ONE ON EACH FOOT.

 

[Dany]

I don't have the ass for it.

 

[Homeboyd]

Of course. I love the way it holds my junk, and flosses my butt.

Haha

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I don't have the ass for it.

Squats, mang.

 

[Smokey]

GAF OT sure is on fire since we got rid of those darn sports threads

glad we've got lovely threads like these to take their place!

 

[hateradio]

GAF OT sure is on fire since we got rid of those darn sports threads

glad we've got lovely threads like these to take their place!

There were sports threads on the OT?

 

[GamerSoul]

GAF OT sure is on fire since we got rid of those darn sports threads

glad we've got lovely threads like these to take their place!

Interesting enough, no one has been banned from these types of threads as far as I know so they're apparently the safest.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

GAF OT sure is on fire since we got rid of those darn sports threads

glad we've got lovely threads like these to take their place!

Not bitter

 

[kai3345]

There were sports threads on the OT?

yeah seriously lol

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

My girlfriend finds them comfortable. Is there something she's hiding?

Dude, it is very hard to believe you when you say that you have a girlfriend. I don't mean any offense by that, it's just your thread history makes that very hard to believe.