[addressing your average GAFFER viewing this thread]
Behind you is a symbol of oppression. Off Topic Discussion, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man,
[holds up a picture of
MiyazakiHatesKojima
]
MHK, who has been held up to you as the shining example of shitposting!
You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT FORUM! Let me tell you the truth about
MiyazakiHatesKojima
from the words of NeoGAF's owner,
@EviLore.
[holds up Evilore's speech papers and begins to read]
"
@Cunth didn't murder
MiyazakiHatesKojima
, he saved my
brap
then took the blame for MHK's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own love child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of NeoGAF with the truth and it is time for me to resign and hand it over to
Virex
"
[calls to GAFFERS]
And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT?
[GAFFERS roar with approval]
We take NeoGAF from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. NeoGAF is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Off Topic Discussion, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Mods will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great forum... it will endure. NeoGaf will survive!