NerdEyeBlind
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Having worked in call centers the majority of my adult life I catch myself saying "Thanks for calling" at the end of calls with friends and family
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I called a coworker "mom" once.
This."Enjoy your movie."
"You too!"
Every time
Something I do quite a lot on the phone is that I'll have multiple responses queued up in my head, and when it comes time to speak, I somehow mash them up.
So when someone says "Thank you for your help!"
I'm thinking "No problem" or "My pleasure" and I'll say out loud "My problem!"
I do a similar thing but with the words themselves. I might say "No pleablem"
Female friend to priest.
"I like the smell of semen."
She meant pollen.
I had a UPS worker delivering a package to my home. I'm used to opening the door to a male worker, so I opened it and said, "Hello, sir." She was a woman. I apologized and panicked and tried to change the subject.
"I'm sorry you have to make deliveries in the rain."
It wasn't raining. She was sweating.
I had a customer say it to me once at the end of the call. I felt bad for him so tried to lighten the mood, and said "N'aw, and I love you too!" to which his reply was shut up in a rather embarrassed tone.I've also ended business calls with "I love you."
I had a UPS worker delivering a package to my home. I'm used to opening the door to a male worker, so I opened it and said, "Hello, sir." She was a woman. I apologized and panicked and tried to change the subject.
"I'm sorry you have to make deliveries in the rain."
It wasn't raining. She was sweating.
I had a UPS worker delivering a package to my home. I'm used to opening the door to a male worker, so I opened it and said, "Hello, sir." She was a woman. I apologized and panicked and tried to change the subject.
"I'm sorry you have to make deliveries in the rain."
It wasn't raining. She was sweating.
Hadn't been in a restaurant in a while. Ordered steak. Waiter asked if I wanted it medium. I asked if they also had large.
Sigh.
Let's just say she got the 8 inch meatball sub she ordered
I once called my Sikh friend's dad Mr. Kaur.
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