If your dialogue sounds like the beginning of a hentai...
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Come on, homie. Not everything warrants such a critical view. It's yet another anime trope, the classic "let me wash your back" scenario, but applied in a way that simultaneously caters to women/gay guys and manages to undermine overly rigid views of masculinity. It's kinda lame but also kinda neat at the same time, all wrapped up in a harmless package.