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[Linius]

Messi is coming off.

YURT HE IS COMING OFF.

I can only echo this message.

 

[Lightning]

what have I done

what a disgrace

do something ArsenalGAF

Did you see Guarin help our goal? Thought he wasn't going to play anymore? Hahahahahahaha

Yeah, they got lucky that the penalty wasn't called and Vitesse got booked shortly after. Twente will fall apart this month, Feyenoord for them next week. Hopefully a draw.

I really hope we take home six points before we have to face Feyenoord. That should give us some distance.

No gap for you. Twente going to swat Feyenoord just like they swatted Vitesse..

Twente getting the hard games out of the way (Heerenveen, PSV, now Vitesse, next Feyenoord) real deal this season.

 

[Yager]

why Ronaldo though?

Why not?

Spoiler

I didn't do it

 

[Wilbur]

Did you see Guarin help our goal? Thought he wasn't going to play anymore? Hahahahahahaha

our?

our?

lightning

you are not a two team twat are you

 

[LFMartins86]

Mané is on fire. Already made me forget about Bruma.

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[FootballFan]

Cesc is playing very well. Time for Xavi to sit?

Having a fantastic game. So unlucky just then, great tackle.

 

[Yurt]

Did you see Guarin help our goal? Thought he wasn't going to play anymore? Hahahahahahaha

Ask him!

for some reason you think we care about Guarin.

he was coming to warm our bench.


It's warm enough already.

 

[Zabojnik]

Viola waking up. Apparently Gomez is ready? Bring him on in the second half!

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

our?

our?

lightning

you are not a two team twat are you

nothing wrong with that.

opens up the possibility for more heartbreak.

i'm a bayern, barcelona, juventus and city fan.

 

[Facism]

so i fell asleep during the chelsea game and i have the flu. Ended up having a weird dream involving Quiche, Wooden, Hixx, a holiday to japan and our hotel suite being saturated with the rankest pussy stank because wooden pulled some Japanese girl with his accent.

so yay being sick.

 

[Lightning]

our?

our?

lightning

you are not a two team twat are you

No. Just joking with Yurt. lol

I do want Inter to do well though,

Ask him!

for some reason you think we care about Guarin.

he was coming to warm our bench.


It's warm enough already.

Now now, you took great pleasure in Guarin not playing for Inter anymore. Now hes back and doing well again. Guarin and Hernanes in the same team. Ohhhhhh good stuff!

 

[FootballFan]

nothing wrong with that.

opens up the possibility for more heartbreak.

i'm a bayern, barcelona, juventus and city fan.

Are you also a lifelong Monaco fan by any chance?


EDIT
FUCKSAKE neygod, great dribble but SHOOOT man.

 

[Ashes]

subscribed,

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 4m

Will have some unexpected Manchester United news later. #MUFC

Moyes out?

Spoiler

j/k

 

[Wes]

Unexpected news? Must be something good.

 

[Yurt]

nothing wrong with that.

opens up the possibility for more heartbreak.

i'm a bayern, barcelona, juventus and city fan.

OPEN THE GATE ZABO


PASS THROUGH BABY

 

[FootballFan]

when is brentan coming to take tello away..just take him now.

 

[Marc]

We're fucked

Its only La Liga, City would have scored 7 by now. BELIEVE!

Spoiler

:-/

 

[FuturusX]

Return of the King. Fergie comes out of retirement.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Unexpected news? Must be something good.

Well tbf if it constituted 'expected news' in the context of our season then it would probably be something like Cleverley getting a ten 10 year £200k contract.

Maybe it's Rene related?

Or another player leaving.

 

[subtles]

Moyes out?

Spoiler

j/k

Only because you're expecting that.

 

[Wilbur]

Moyes out?

Spoiler

j/k

We signed a deal with a new crisp company

goodbye mr potato ;_;

 

[Yager]

when is brentan coming to take tello away..just take him now.

First Cuenca, then Tello.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I would be excited if it was that we've been sounding out other managers though. That would make my penis feel happy.

 

[Yurt]

Now now, you took great pleasure in Guarin not playing for Inter anymore. Now hes back and doing well again. Guarin and Hernanes in the same team. Ohhhhhh good stuff!

Of course I did! Seeing their best (lol) player prefer a bench role with Juve than to play with them was fucking hysterical

 

[Ushojax]

Moyes out?

Spoiler

j/k

Fergie has come out of retirement and David Moyes has been sectioned under the mental health act after attaching 81 crucifixes to his body and running nude around the training ground.

 

[phaze]

Moyes out?

Spoiler

j/k

Nooo don't you dare sack Moysey.

 

[Mastadon]

Fergie has come out of retirement and David Moyes has been sectioned under the mental health act after attaching 81 crucifixes to his body and running nude around the training ground.

He said unexpected.

 

[wedward]

Fergie has come out of retirement and David Moyes has been sectioned under the mental health act after attaching 81 crucifixes to his body and running nude around the training ground.

Moyes has resigned.

His resignation letter reads:

I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do.

 

[Yurt]

Fergie has come out of retirement and David Moyes has been sectioned under the mental health act after attaching 81 crucifixes to his body and running nude around the training ground.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Spoiler

82

Moyes has resigned.

His resignation letter reads:

I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do. I don't know what we have to do.

omg I'm dying

 

[Fergie]

I hope it's good news.

This season is bad enough. Lol.






It's Rayo, but City do have to be worried a bit. Looks like Barca is firing on all cylinders, Rayo hasn't tested their defence enough.

 

[Messi]

OMG NEYMAR

HES BAAAAAAACK

 

[dc89]

Ok. I'll take 3-0 forfeit now. PLS

 

[FootballFan]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

NEYMARRRR

HE IS ALSO BACK YURTTTT

OMG

 

[Carbonox]

Unexpected news? Man Utd have signed a new sponsorship partner.





Etihad Airways

 

[wedward]

O fuck. Nerman.

 

[3Sixty]

Moyes sacked.

Rio and Rene temporary caretakers.

 

[Messi]

Thats a fucking class goal.

 

[Yager]

NEYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

HE'S ALSO BACK YURT!

 

[FootballFan]

Ok. I'll take 3-0 forfeit now. PLS

If you GIF that neymar goal I will arrange a 3-3 draw for you.

 

[L1NETT]

Fuck i've just seen that Lambert miss.

Yikes, if he does that in Brazil he's in trouble.

 

[Yurt]

Neymar scored the 6th goal on Rayo Vallecano.

at home

Rayo is 19th.


Big game Neymar. Totally worth the 108 million.

 

[Linius]

No gap for you. Twente going to swat Feyenoord just like they swatted Vitesse..

Twente getting the hard games out of the way (Heerenveen, PSV, now Vitesse, next Feyenoord) real deal this season.

They still need to come to Amsterdam. We'll have to take care of them our selves maybe. It's okay.

 

[Fergie]

Is the news Adnan related?

Set to snub England apparently. Good lad, although would be wasted a bit on his home nation.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fuck i've just seen that Lambert miss.

Yikes, if he does that in Brazil he's in trouble.

:lol

Like we'll get the ball in the box at the World Cup

Spoiler

Sturridge must start as a bona fide striker, even if that means Rooney in a withdrawn role

 

[Messi]

Neymar scored the 6th goal on Rayo Vallecano.

at home

Rayo is 19th.


Big game Neymar. Totally worth the 108 million.

How about the first vs Madrid this season?

 

[3Sixty]

Fuck i've just seen that Lambert miss.

Yikes, if he does that in Brazil he's in trouble.

pls.

Lambert was just making sure we didn't win. All according to keikaku.

 

[subtles]

You know you have little worth when Mou doesn't even bother.

"I feel sorry for them, I never enjoy it when somebody is having some problems, like they're having."

 

[FootballFan]

Neymar scored the 6th goal on Rayo Vallecano.

at home

Rayo is 19th.


Big game Neymar. Totally worth the 108 million.