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[Yurt]

So proud of Athletico

YES

YES

YES

Lool so fucking pathetic.

But you didn't park the bus now did you? When they keep the ball in your half you're FORCED to lineup in this shape. You can't fucking defend with FOUR all the time.

 

[Linius]

I've had a fucking well decent time. Just chilling naked in my room now. There isn't even a window for fucks sake.

#miasanmia

You're chilling naked you say? Think I'll stay out of the Whatsapp group for a good few hours.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Threesome? Gimme 5 min to do my hair ^.^

I got a haircut today. My normal place was closed for the day (no idea why), so went to another place. Found this middle eastern guy and it was super cheap too, hell yeah, he kept complimenting me about my beautiful hair too and I'm pretty sure he wanted me. He paid so much detail to every little piece of hair, and at times really just Brentoned me, touching all over my face for no good reason.

Definitely going back there next time.

The chick that usually does my haircut got psoriasis too and it's often visible on her hands, and all I can think about when she cuts my hair is if her pussy is also that dry. It's a shame cause she looks fairly alright. I'm just glad I finally found this gay guy who appreciates my hair.

 

[Suen]

I've had a fucking well decent time. Just chilling naked in my room now. There isn't even a window for fucks sake.

#miasanmia

You know what this means, right?

#Wilbrraped

I got a haircut today. My normal place was closed for the day (no idea why), so went to another place. Found this middle eastern guy and it was super cheap too, hell yeah, he kept complimenting me about my beautiful hair too and I'm pretty sure he wanted me. He paid so much detail to every little piece of hair, and at times really just Brentoned me, touching all over my face for no good reason.

Definitely going back there next time.

The chick that usually does my haircut got psoriasis too and it's often visible on her hands, and all I can think about when she cuts my hair is if her pussy is also that dry. It's a shame cause she looks fairly alright.

Why don't you just ask her? Follow it up by telling her she looks decent.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So proud of Athletico


Lool so fucking pathetic.

But you didn't park the bus now did you? When they keep ball in your half you're FORCED to lineup in this shape. You can't fucking defend with FOUR all the time.

I hope one day when Pep's team win the opposition manager complains about their high pressing just to take the piss.

 

[kingkaiser]

Pulga was totally stanning Atletico earlier.

Seriously, and then even going mad because someone spells the name wrong. It's just like a Dortmund Fan would go on rampage because someone would call their biggest local rival Schlacke...totally hilarious.

 

[Wilbur]

Pep moaning already?

You know what this means, right?

#Wilbrraped

Why don't you just ask her? Follow it up by telling her she looks decent.

Lool no way, there's no air in here. I'd melt to death.

Breakfast finishes at half 9, that's well early. My train isn't until 5 to 1!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Pep moaning already?

Lool no way, there's no air in here. I'd melt to death.

Breakfast finishes at half 9, that's well early. My train isn't until 5 to 1!

Walk home.

 

[Herr K]

Wilbur you cunts did it. #PraiseMoyes

 

[Splatt]

It's just like a Dortmund Fan would go on rampage because someone would call their biggest local rival Schlacke...totally hilarious.

Or if Ballack put his seed into said fans girlfriend.

 

[Clegg]

Pep moaning already?



Lool no way, there's no air in here. I'd melt to death.

Breakfast finishes at half 9, that's well early. My train isn't until 5 to 1!

I hope you have your tour of the Manchester United museum organised. And then a trip to the megastore!

That's what United want from you.

 

[Wilbur]

Walk home.

I won't get back until next Thursday

Wilbur you cunts did it. #PraiseMoyes

#sixmoreyears

 

[pulga]

Seriously, and then even going mad because someone spells the name wrong. It's just like a Dortmund Fan would go on rampage because someone would call their biggest local rival Schlacke...totally hilarious.

lolwut

its an affront to the spanish language, just trying to educate your troglodytes

but ok lets start calling it bayer munchkin because #yolo

and fyi, i wasnt even watching the barca-atletico match you dim pair of mangos lol

 

[Portugeezer]

I've had a fucking well decent time. Just chilling naked in my room now. There isn't even a window for fucks sake.

#miasanmia

No Manc slags can smell your cock.

 

[rvy]

YES

YES

YES

BELIEVE IN MOYEEZEH

CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD?

 

[pulga]

BELIEVE IN MOYEEZEH

CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD?

YES MOYSEH YES

 

[Coldnoodle]

BELIEVE IN MOYEEZEH

CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

BAW GAWD HE KILLED HIM

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS

THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

YES RVY

 

[dc89]

Pique has a suspected hairline fracture of his pelvis. Out for at least 4 weeks.

 

[Wilbur]

I hope you have your tour of the Manchester United museum organised. And then a trip to the megastore!

That's what United want from you.

Museum's got free entry at the moment. And the megastore is 20 percent off if you're a member

I'm fucking killing shit before it's even begun, son

No Manc slags can smell your cock.

Washed it this morning anyway m8. I'm going straight to work from Manchester and then out tomorrow night, the bird who wants my dingle is going.

now is the time

 

[Linius]

So there's this manager in the Eredivisie who managed small time Frysian club Cambuur Leeuwarden. Now he signed a contract to become the manager of big time Frysian club and biggest rival Heerenveen for next season. Fans of Cambuur called him out for being an NSB'er, that's a group of Dutch people who sided with the Germans during World War II...

And tonight word came out he isn't going to finish the season with Cambuur because the situation became unworkable.

 

[Splatt]

Pique has a suspected hairline fracture of his pelvis. Out for at least 4 weeks.

 

[pulga]

So there's this manager in the Eredivisie who managed small time Frysian club Cambuur Leeuwarden. Now he signed a contract to become the manager of big time Frysian club and biggest rival Heerenveen for next season. Fans of Cambuur called him out for being an NSB'er, that's a group of Dutch people who sided with the Germans during World War II...

And tonight word came out he isn't going to finish the season with Cambuur because the situation became unworkable.

ive got a honduran pal living in leeuwarden always telling me to visit but im afraid because it sounds shady and i dont wanna get #taken

 

[Suen]

BELIEVE IN MOYEEZEH

CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD?

Jesus Christ :lol

 

[spidye]

Or if Ballack put his seed into said fans girlfriend.

holy moly you're on a roll

 

[Yurt]

RVY IS FULL OF WIN AHAHAHAHAHAH

I got a haircut today. My normal place was closed for the day (no idea why), so went to another place. Found this middle eastern guy and it was super cheap too, hell yeah, he kept complimenting me about my beautiful hair too and I'm pretty sure he wanted me. He paid so much detail to every little piece of hair, and at times really just Brentoned me, touching all over my face for no good reason.

Definitely going back there next time.

The chick that usually does my haircut got psoriasis too and it's often visible on her hands, and all I can think about when she cuts my hair is if her pussy is also that dry. It's a shame cause she looks fairly alright. I'm just glad I finally found this gay guy who appreciates my hair.

I hope one day when Pep's team win the opposition manager complains about their high pressing just to take the piss.

thread on fire :lol :lol :lol :lol

Wooden what happened to you baby? You've changed after Copenhagen's loss looool it's like you're a different person now :lol

 

[pulga]

Moyes out-tacticked Pep tonight.

Let that

sink





in

 

[Linius]

I'm watching gameplay for Goat simulator now.

I need this.

 

[3Sixty]

Wilbz why aren't you out getting smashed?

 

[Portugeezer]

It all makes sense.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm watching gameplay for Goat simulator now.

I need this.

GB playing it on unprofessional fridays was fantastic. First thing Vinny did was lick another goats anus.

Will wait until it's 2 euros though.

thread on fire :lol :lol :lol :lol

Wooden what happened to you baby? You've changed after Copenhagen's loss looool it's like you're a different person now :lol

The real me died.

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbz why aren't you out getting smashed?

I'm not going out by myself

I've spent far too much money today already as well :lol

 

[rvy]

Moyes out-tacticked Pep tonight.

Let that

sink





in

Until the day Cuntiola gets out tonki-cuenca'd I am not impressed.

 

[Clegg]

Jamie Jackson got bitch slapped by Guardiola.

asked if United played negative football Guardiola responds: "I never said that. Look at me when I talk to you."

 

[Linius]

GB playing it on unprofessional fridays was fantastic. First thing Vinny did was lick another goats anus.

Will wait until it's 2 euros though.

Yeah, not gonna put in a tenner now. But it looks funny as hell :lol

Spoiler

Not for too long though I suppose

 

[Portugeezer]

I'm not going out by myself

I've spent far too much money today already as well :lol

Got your ticket Got your suitcase

 

[Splatt]

IS IT SO HARD TO GET IT RIGHT SWEET WOODEN

ITS ONE EXTRA KEYBOARD PRESS THEY INSIST ON DOING INSTEAD OF MAKING THEIR LIVES EASIER BY CUTTING BACK

lolwut

its an affront to the spanish language, just trying to educate your troglodytes

but ok lets start calling it bayer munchkin because #yolo

and fyi, i wasnt even watching the barca-atletico match you dim pair of mangos lol

holy moly you're on a roll

I get grumpy and say mean stuff I don't mean when I'm bored :lol:

Spoiler

Fuck Bayern

 

[Yurt]

OT19: Look at me when I talk to you

 

[Splatt]

OT19: Look at me when I talk to you

 

[FortuneFaded]

|OT18| Wake me up when the world cup starts

|OT18| What is the point of Fellaini?

 

[rvy]

OT19: Look at me when I talk to you

pls

OT19ep Farciola - Best Manager in the Land

 

[Abraxas]

|OT18| We are not the favorites

It's anymoyes title to win

Sideways and backwards

 

[Lambda Pie]

two 1-1 draws. glad i skipped these match. football comes alive tomorrow.

edit: and fuck you, i'll make the next thread with NO PL REFERENCES! deal with it.

 

[pulga]

OT19: Look at me when I talk to you

Fuck you. Pass me the ball.

two 1-1 draws. glad i skipped these match. football comes alive tomorrow.

edit: and fuck you, i'll make the next thread with NO PL REFERENCES! deal with it.

sod off baby, its high time we get a pulga thread again

 

[Sviatoslav]

Both matches were shit. Fuck Pep!

 

[rvy]

MTV needs to stop ruining the youth. Look at this shit.

Skanks.

 

[Abraxas]

|OT18| tecnicalete

 

[rvy]

I'm gonna have a poop while I smoke a cigarette and imagine the Cuntiola's head in the toilet.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Fuck you. Pass me the ball.



sod off baby, its high time we get a pulga thread again

get bent, mine gonna go up in 25 seconds.

 

[Salvadora]

edit: and fuck you, i'll make the next thread with NO PL REFERENCES! deal with it.

What purpose would that serve?

If the people want a title that contains an EPL reference, then so be it. Stop being racist.