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[Shatner's Bassoon]

Please tell me Andy Townsend got struck by lightning

 

[jayj306]

The fuck is this, tennis?

 

[dc89]

"feel free to exit the seating bowl"

Da fuq.

 

[FootballFan]

Wtf?

Reminds me of that time they cancelled that game at the Etihad due to severe wind conditions.

 

[Marc]

Unlucky Sturridge, did the right things, took it early just missed it.

Players are coming off? Fucking pussies.

Poor warm up match, this is supposed to be pushing the players in preparation.

TBF Roy said in his presser that England are on the same level as Honduras, no jokes, word for word.

No way?!

I mean I know he says some truly pathetic crap, but no way!

@Marc, Baines is our best for shooting from set pieces, Gerrard is at least as good as him though from wide positions though.

Baines should have taken that one though, favoured the inswinger

Baines is the best crosser in the squad as well, he is great at whipping a ball in. Gerrard was good but been getting steadily worse imo.



Pls bring back Lampard, Wilshere and Barkley... this midfield is sooo bad.

 

[Salvadora]

No wonder FIFA didn't chose the USA for 2022 with the threat of electrical storms.

Can't be playing football in that.

 

[ghst]

CLOUD BREAK.

america, this is why you can't play football.

 

[Scum]

Did the commentators just say that Roy would be happy with this performance? I wouldn't doubt that if Roy was in to jamming knives under his finger nails. Delirious cunts.

Yep. Fucking idiots.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I don't understand Sturridge's thought process sometimes

When he places it, he tends to score or at least force a good save, but he still has that bit of schoolyard mentality in him which leads him to trying to boot it as hard as he can, leading to dragged shots and mishits, when he's in position to just find the bottom corner

 

[Broder Salsa]

God is trying to tell us something. This should not be allowed to happen.

Wtf?

Reminds me of that time they cancelled that game at the Etihad due to severe wind conditions.

...

 

[Mr Cola]

Shame, if Sturridge scored we could have called this a moral victory and refused to play more.

 

[Ushojax]

"feel free to exit the seating bowl"

Da fuq.

they call a scone a biscuit too

 

[Randdalf]

Please tell me Andy Townsend got struck by lightning

He seems more worried about the thunder, very dangerous stuff, thunder.

 

[Gareth Bale]

They should spend the next 30 minutes watching the previous 22 minutes of shite

 

[GQman2121]

Becks doesn't look impressed with Johnson or the weather.

 

[Elchele]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

best possible outcome for Honduras

And yet we are going to play at the World Cup. Why so salty?

who are you :lol

 

[bobito]

ITV must be loving it, extra adverts!!!!

 

[FortuneFaded]

Please God, Summon all your might and strike down Adrian Chiles with a bolt of lightning.

Sincerely Yours,

FortuneFaded

 

[FootballFan]

...

Looks like the camera man is hiding on the side and just pulled the flag sideways.

 

[Plasma]

Xbox on, bitch.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Jesse Pinkman playing TitanFall

What a terrible ad :lol

 

[bobito]

That breaking bad guy is so fake

 

[defel]

Half an hour of ITV filler... great

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Unlucky Sturridge, did the right things, took it early just missed it.

Players are coming off? Fucking pussies.

Poor warm up match, this is supposed to be pushing the players in preparation.



No way?!

I mean I know he says some truly pathetic crap, but no way!



Baines is the best crosser in the squad as well, he is great at whipping a ball in. Gerrard was good but been getting steadily worse imo.



Pls bring back Lampard, Wilshere and Barkley... this midfield is sooo bad.

Baines' crossing from open play is borderline useless in this setup. Rooney is the only forward with a good header on him, and we don't have anyone entering the box late.

Also, fuck Lampard. He was just as bad against Ecuador as Gerrard has been here. Your boner for him is bizarre.

 

[Mr Cola]

Hope they have the heaters on in the dressing room, there will be no lightning breaks in Brazil, need to get used to this heat.

 

[brokenbeans]

Best warm up match ever.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Jesse Pinkman playing TitanFall

What a terrible ad :lol

Pinkman loves Titanfall, Sonic and fake motion version of Rage.

 

[Elchele]

half hour? lol

just for them to completely suspend it 5 minutes after that. advertising geniuses

 

[bobito]

Please God, Summon all your might and strike down Adrian Chiles with a bolt of lightning.

Sincerely Yours,

FortuneFaded

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[L1NETT]

That R8 advert gets me weirdly excited

If I ever win the lottery....

Please God, Summon all your might and strike down Adrian Chiles with a bolt of lightning.

Sincerely Yours,

FortuneFaded

I've been playing a lot of Age of Mythology...so i'll pray to Zeus

 

[GQman2121]

Gotta love that Bitter Sweet Symphony for these ITV games. I wonder what their cut is.

 

[Marc]

Jesse, you were the chosen one!

Bitch!


Do you think there is a case to sue Microsoft for false advertising, Xbox On worked? Really?


edit: hahaha, I like how the players can't play but the fans get to sit in the really high up seats.

 

[Scum]

 

[LTWheels]

@TheBig_Sam: Wouldn't see me leave the pitch due to an electrical storm. I'd accept its energy. Utilise it. I'd be like Blanka from Street Fighter II.

 

[dc89]

Wtf?

Reminds me of that time they cancelled that game at the Etihad due to severe wind conditions.

Never forget. RIP programme stand.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Looks like the camera man is hiding on the side and just pulled the flag sideways.

...Everton also postponed that day for a bit, as roof tiles and a chimney stack were ripped off and fell down in the stadium. It was for safety reasons and not just because it was a bit windy.

 

[kharma45]

That R8 advert gets me weirdly excited

If I ever win the lottery....

It's an effective advert. Had me glued to it.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bittersweet Symphony is overused so badly. I can't see how anyone living in England isn't bored of it yet

 

[v1lla21]

Can't be the only one falling asleep watching both the Spain and England game, right?

 

[Salvadora]

Yes, we're all very concerned about England's flight tonight.

 

[brokenbeans]

Becks doesn't look impressed with Johnson or the weather.

Nice to see Jeff Gerstmann made the game.

 

[cremino]

No wonder FIFA didn't chose the USA for 2022 with the threat of electrical storms.

Can't be playing football in that.

If there will be a re-run of the vote for the 2022 WC, USA will likely be the favourites to host the WC

 

[BigBoss]

How is Spain struggling with Salvador?

 

[Mr Cola]

Bittersweet Symphony is overused so badly. I can't see how anyone living in England isn't bored of it yet

They should have moved onto Lucky man years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY&feature=kp

Emotion

 

[Hixx]

Bittersweet Symphony is overused so badly. I can't see how anyone living in England isn't bored of it yet

Because it's a great song.

It's beautiful.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

That R8 advert gets me weirdly excited

If I ever win the lottery....



I've been playing a lot of Age of Mythology...so i'll pray to Zeus

Best advert ever, especially when my soundbar is on.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

They should have moved onto Lucky man years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY&feature=kp

Emotion

Can't stand that song tbh

The Drugs Don't Work and Sonnet are great, but wouldn't fit in as a jingle

 

[FootballFan]

Can't be the only one falling asleep watching both the Spain and England game, right?

Watch Belgium mate. Mertens just scored. Januzaj is on. Shit is going crazy.

 

[brokenbeans]

That storm looks awesome.

Best position for Rooney in Brazil is doggy in a brothel.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Who actually uses the word 'shall' in their vernacular?