Funniest shit happened.
I play some wingman. I'm paired up with a guy named "shaken not stir." We're on Day One. He totally chooses not to follow me and walks around to do his own thing. I can't really follow him because he doesn't seem to know what he's doing. No strategy, no getting power weapons, defense, anything. Just kind of floating around. I get like 4-5 kills and he gets exactly 0 kills before the whole thing is over.
So, I start the search again for Public Wingman. Guess who my partner is?? It's my good buddy shaken not stir. What are the odds of that? I think, OK, I guess I'm on my own again. We're on Blood Drive. This time something is different. It's totally a lag fest but he's just blitzing the crap out of people. I can barely move but I see:
shaken not stir chainsaw
shaken not stir chainsaw
shaken not stir chainsaw
shaken not stir shotgun
shaken not stir chainsaw
shaken not stir chainsaw
shaken not stir shotgun
he totally lag switched everyone. I had a grand total of 0 kills and he had like 18 kills or something. :lol