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[Cindro]

"I SEPARATED SIAMESE TWINS, ELECT ME LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD"

 

[CloudyTuba]

So I've only been watching this a short time but from what I gather, every single candidate here was born into a poor family, talks to god personally like one on one chats, and knows the truth about obama being literally hitler and the greatest criminal of all time.

This is kind of embarrassing. Okay its a lot embarrassing.

 

[Jawbreaker]

Freedom is not free. There it is.

 

[Rainy]

How long has he had that joke in the holster

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Fuck that idiot Cuban..yup, I said it.

Spoiler

Take a guess..go ahead. Take it..

 

[Stinkles]

I will give him props for the half a brain gag.

 

[Mac the KNife]

Baton of Freedom now in American lore.

 

[wildfire]

That was a good one Carson. You aren't totally hopeless in the charisma department.

 

[Downhome]

Carson should have busted out the neurosurgeon jokes earlier on!

 

[GK86]

I will defend liberty because my family knows what its like....
...........to lose it.

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The greatest line lol.

 

[Dedication Through Light]

Carson statement sounds better suited for something youd say when youre in one of those meetings on who will be the next director of your institute, not president.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Is Trump actually going to get the last closing statement?

 

[Velcro Fly]

Carson is either drunk or has a great sense of humor

 

[Arrowgigantic]

 

[gutter_trash]

my parents had it tufff


bootstraps

bootstraps

"well, my parents had stuff"

 

[AmyS]

Huck taking a shot at Trump.

 

[stufte]

My daughter twirls the baton of freedom.

 

[213372bu]

"I SEPARATED SIAMESE TWINS, ELECT ME LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD"

I lol'd

 

[Karl_Dilkington7]

Freedom isn't free....it takes folks like you and me.

 

[iMAGINATION]

Mike is trying too hard

 

[Crocodile]

LOL Carson is going over his medical accomplishments? LOL

Why didn't he stay a practicing surgeon? He got too old?

LOL Huckabee with "I'm slamming Trump even if I say I'm talking about Hilary"

 

[ibitegirls]

Suckabee

shushhhhhh

 

[Hexa]

So either Trump or Jeb finishes things off.
The Hillary Clinton jab was actually funny.

 

[billy beane]

Did Cruz say he would command the IRS to persecute religious liberty? Or is this bourbon better than usual?

It sounded like that to me too but I'm drunk so maybe not.

 

[Mxrz]

I hate these people so much.

They're going to save Trump for last just so we can't turn it off.

 

[ryseing]

Should've taken the shot at Trump Huckabee.

 

[Jigorath]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was a good one

 

[GnawtyDog]

Fake those laughs even more.

 

[Trey]

Ben Carson a chump.

 

[JHall]

Huck scared of Trump

 

[kittenbreath]

Everyone laughs at Huck's joke as if the punchline wasn't painfully obvious.

 

[mightynine]

Carson '16: Freedom = $1.05

 

[jackal27]

I will defend liberty because my family knows what its like....
...........to lose it.

Literally LOL'd at that line hahaha

 

[FutureZombie]

That color blind bullshit coming from someone of color is disappointing.

That's a disgusting comment. Ben Carson's response was right on the money.

 

[Sou Da]

Good lord they're still laughing at that lame zinger Huckabee gave.

 

[slabrock]

what trash can are they digging these jokes out of?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

All the pot shots being taken at Hillary.

Bernie can't get hate?

 

[Permanently A]

Moderators enjoying that Trump dig so much

 

[Mimosa97]

What do they keep bringing Israel ?

You would think israelis vote in the american election.

" I would move the american embassy to Jerusalem ". What does that even mean ??? How is that even relevant ? lol

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Because God couldn't see him.


Trump/Cena 2016

Greatest ticket? Or greatest ticket?

 

[Beelzeboss]

what the hell is with all the giggles?

these grown ass men.

 

[Cagey]

Trump starts the show, Trump closes the show.

Grand opening, grand closing
God damn your man Trump crack the can open again

 

[Mass Effect]

HUCKABEE WITH THE ZINGER BAIT AND SWITCH

 

[Jarmel]

Well done on Huckabee's line.

 

[Manmademan]

Say what you want about Huckabee the man knows how to play this game.

 

[The Technomancer]

Oh Mike

 

[JustenP88]

"Hillary sucks. One nation under God. Thank you."

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Huckabee with dat swerve

 

[exmachina64]

MY PARENTS WERE POOR

NO MY PARENTS WERE EVEN POORER

Why the fuck does moving the Israeli embassy to Jerusalem matter?

Only then will the Rapture take place.