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[Kaswa101]

Eh was hoping this would be another Eight-Bit-Nate situation. Disappointing.

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[Aselith]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

 

[Smokey]

Getting caught by someone you regularly have sex with isn't getting caught. Getting caught by your dad or a police officer is getting caught.

Also, get over your hangup, sex while the girl is on her period is A-OK, if a little messy. At the very least, it's no excuse.

Pass.

 

[FriedConsole]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Wow.

 

[Tagyhag]

If you're scared of blood, why not do it with her in the shower? Hell, why not just wack off in the shower?

 

[breakfuss]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Oh shiiiiiit hahahaha

 

[ZarKryn7]

This thread has me going

And

And

 

[DeathyBoy]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

 

[Big_Al]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Fucking hell, legit crying with laughter here. Great thread.

 

[Shmeagatory94]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

LMAO

 

[Kickz]

Period sex, in my experience, can be fun for everyone. Period.

Pass on that.

No blood for me

 

[Mechanized]

Pass on that.

No blood for me

Oh no, blood. Whatever will we do. Might as well be battery acid.

 

[Maintenance]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

I don't think age regression medicine has been invented yet.

 

[richardhawk]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Lmfao

 

[Shuggananas]

Oh no, blood. Whatever will we do. Might as well be battery acid.

stop disliking what i like !

 

[uncelestial]

In relationships that last, you either fuck during periods or that's "blowjob week" (with reciprocating manual stimulation of course). And you should be fucking again asap; a little brown blood residue on the tissue during wipe off is no biggie.

In relationships that don't last that's abstinence week and pent up resentment and revulsion is allowed to grow.

This is my grand unified theory of period sex.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

caught by your girlfriend...omg.

Story could only be worse if it had been your dog that had walked in.

 

[Courage]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

lmao

 

[thenexus6]

 

[DMczaf]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

that shit that makes your soul burn slow

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

OMG HOLY SHIT THANK YOU, had not laughed so hard in a while bhahahahahhaahahah fantastic

 

[akira28]

Uh-oh, I sense a thread backfire incoming. Should I start apologizing now?

It won't help. Just like your girl idn't help you out in your moment of need, she laughed at you lol.

 

[batrush]

lmfao

 

[Tagyhag]

In relationships that last, you either fuck during periods or that's "blowjob week" (with reciprocating manual stimulation of course). And you should be fucking again asap; a little brown blood residue on the tissue during wipe off is no biggie.

In relationships that don't last that's abstinence week and pent up resentment and revulsion is allowed to grow.

This is my grand unified theory of period sex.

Well it may be anecdotal but that's a pretty good theory. A relationship where people don't feel comfortable around that issue and end up doing complete abstinence is either young and/or will have a short lifespan.

 

[hokahey]

Yeah I've never liked period sex either. No thanks. The feel is different, and cleaning up clumpy blood off my dick is extremely unappealing.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Thread title: "I dropped $10,000!!!"
Body: "into my bank account"

"I'm falling 5 miles!"
"With a parachute"

"I'm going to die"
"Eventually"

"I lost so much blood"
"I'm a blood donar"

"I got a girl pregnant"
"We're in a stable relationship"

"I lost my job"
"I have $10 million in savings"

"Neogaf to close down"

Spoiler

for maintenance

"President Obama rushed to Hospital"

Spoiler

for it's grand opening

"Mass suicide by neogaf members"

Spoiler

Everyone on my splatoon squad keeps dying.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

So my girlfriend has been on her lady time, and she's not working atm and our place is pretty small, so I haven't been able to knock one out in a few days. So finally, the other day, she went to get her car looked at and I figured I finally had a chance to spend some quality time with myself.

I'm just getting into it, pants are off, tabs are queued up in chrome and the tissues are handy.

Then BOOM, front door opens and she walks in. Apparently the Toyota dealership has a handy shuttle service to take you back home while your car is worked on, so she wasn't gone for as long as I had planned.

Anyway, she thought it was hilarious, and I was too flustered to finish, so we had a good chuckle and carried on with our day.

I know this isn't the dramatic or hilarious end to the story you were all waiting for, but this is the first and only time in my entire life I've been caught jacking off, so I wanted to share my tale with you guys. Not exactly EightBitNate levels of awkward, but when she walked in the door I nearly had a heart attack.

did she forget how to suck good a dick, bro?

 

[breakfuss]

lmfao

lol one of the most disturbing movies I've seen.

did she forget how to suck good a dick, bro?

lol this thread is hilarious. Seriously, I needed the laughs today.

 

[Bisnic]

All this talk about period sex and people being bothered by blood...

As for me, period sex is great, because there is no need for condom. Just need a little shower after that, that's all.

 

[Messofanego]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Haha holy shit XD

 

[SapientWolf]

All this talk about period sex and people being bothered by blood...

As for me, period sex is great, because there is no need for condom. Just need a little shower after that, that's all.

Actually Bisnic, you can still get a girl preggers while she's on the last part of her period. Sperm can live awhile.

 

[stolin]

I think I got caught by my dad once, but I'm not sure. I was standing in front of a the mirror in the bathroom, and he opened the door which was directly behind me. He then shut the door right away (as you naturally would if you opened the door to the bathroom with someone in it, no matter what the person was doing). Although he was just a few feet from me, I'm not sure if he would have been able to see anything.
Of course I couldn't finish, I flushed the toilet for some reason, then I exited and we silently crossed paths.

Stephen Lynch - Talk To Me Dad

 

[Live Free or Die]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bisnic]

Actually Bisnic, you can still get a girl preggers while she's on the last part of her period. Sperm can live awhile.

I suppose I was "lucky" for the past 2 years. But, I guess I should be more careful in the last few days of her period from now on.

 

[MIMIC]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

what is this

 

[Lashley]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Ahahahaha savage

 

[Daria]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

godfuckingdamnit this is gold. I need to step away from gaf for a bit

 

[Vinter]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

help.gif

 

[Crossing Eden]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[JC Lately]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

As a fan of anime I ought to be offended, but I’m too busy laughing.

 

[Snaku]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Not as bad as your gf's older bro walking in on you finger banging her, and that being his first introduction to you :|

 

[JDSN]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

 

[ZackieChan]

You're not a real man until you've fucked a bloody pussy without a condom.

And you're not a gentleman until you've gone down on one.

 

[Cipherr]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Edit: Scoring in the red zone is a rite of passage fam.

 

[M52B28]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

Can someone explain what's so funny about this? Kind of confused.

 

[VanillaCakeIsBurning]

Can someone explain what's so funny about this? Kind of confused.

Adding "anime" or "animes" at the end of your sentence makes it funny.

The OP doesn't even have that kind of avatar so it comes across as a really random attempt at being funny.

 

[Switch Back 9]

Adding "anime" or "animes" at the end of your sentence makes it funny.

The OP doesn't even have that kind of avatar so it comes across as a really random attempt at being funny.

Yeah I don't even watch anime.

 

[Gattsu25]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Can someone explain what's so funny about this? Kind of confused.

I'll warn you...it's a squicky [TV Tropes] answer:
A lot of anime porn involve

Spoiler

sex with virgin girls who have their cherry popped during the act complete with vaginal bleeding during sex

. It's rancid.

 

[Dai101]

What's the problem with fucking her on her period? Just ask her to cry and you can pretend it's one of your animes.