PepsimanVsJoe
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Put a few hours into Valhalla Knights 3.
It's um...hmm
After convincing a few people to speak to a priest, I was awarded a tiny bikini..which has better stats than any of my other armor + gives me health every time I hit someone.
The shops are like hostess bars. I pay a cover charge, buy equipment/potions, hand gifts to the girl, and occasionally there's "sexy-time" (rub the screen to fill her affection meter)
This is the weirdest prison ever.
It's um...hmm
After convincing a few people to speak to a priest, I was awarded a tiny bikini..which has better stats than any of my other armor + gives me health every time I hit someone.
The shops are like hostess bars. I pay a cover charge, buy equipment/potions, hand gifts to the girl, and occasionally there's "sexy-time" (rub the screen to fill her affection meter)
This is the weirdest prison ever.