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Huey Lewis tried to sleep with my girlfriend!
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BaltimoreLarry
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Tell your girlfriend to check out the aquarium. Baltimore has the best aquarium.
FreeMufasa
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Ohhh man. Even the thought of some next man hitting on mines gets me vex. You have a good woman cah she told u when it happened.
Patrick Bateman
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I see what you did there.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Would have made a better story, even though you would have had to block out parts of it.
Have you ever noticed it's only acquaintances of GAF members and not the GAF members themselves that get brushed by celebrity?
Torn whether to mention this, but one night in the mid-90s while living in Sydney I had a bit of slap and tickle with a famous Australian soap actress on Coogee beach. Nobody believed me then, nobody's believed me since, and I don't expect you lot to believe me now.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Action Bronson once body slammed me off the stage at his show.
echoshifting
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Mariolee is wrong anyway....there are quite a few gaffers who have had brushes with celebrity. They don't often share them on the board for a variety of good reasons (protecting careers, reactions of disbelief, etc.) but they do pop up now and then.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I kissed Jimmy Urine once. That's all the exciting celebrity stories I have
FeedMeAStrayCat
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Holy shit! Natalie Imbruglia! You, sir (or ma'am), are my hero.
GraveRobberX
Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
I hugged Triple H once... ONCE!
I bear hugged the shit out of Conan who was walking down 5th Avenue on his way to work when he was still with NBC (had just come back from the week from San Fransisco)
I bear hugged the shit out of Conan who was walking down 5th Avenue on his way to work when he was still with NBC (had just come back from the week from San Fransisco)
teruterubozu
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When the boys were back in town.
dreamcastmaster
Banned
My Aunt gave Lemmy from Motorhead a blowjob under a restaurant table in Brighton back in the 80's.
teruterubozu
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Lemony got lots of Motörhead.
Probably the best auto-correct I have ever seen.
PhantomZone
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Madge from Neighbours? Man, so jealous
Auto-Reply
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Man, I'd pull the same shit every day of my life if was a star (that lives in the past), but I would drive around in a Lambo to increase my chances!
Red Liquorice
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You missed out on a chance to get Huey Lewis' sloppy seconds all over your cock, I think that would've been a better story.
PK Strawstorm
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Huey Lewis? Sandra Bernhard? I love this. It's like I'm reading GAF in the 80s.
teruterubozu
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lol. Amazingly auto-correct included the umlaut for "Motörhead" but it didn't register the Lemmy connection.
robotzombie
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yeah, what an unfortunate event
Sir Walter Taffy
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Not a bad story but whatev
Back in 2007 I went to a Sonata Arctica concert with my GF of the time. We were super late to the show and only made it for the last 3 songs. We were kinda bummed but didn't want to leave yet so we hung out outside the venue in the parking lot until like 1-2 am, until most of the people left and then the band just came out and started to chill with people still there. My gf and I went up to Tony (the vocalist) and the three of us cracked jokes and tried talking to eachother in German, which both he and I admitted to being shit at.
Back in 2007 I went to a Sonata Arctica concert with my GF of the time. We were super late to the show and only made it for the last 3 songs. We were kinda bummed but didn't want to leave yet so we hung out outside the venue in the parking lot until like 1-2 am, until most of the people left and then the band just came out and started to chill with people still there. My gf and I went up to Tony (the vocalist) and the three of us cracked jokes and tried talking to eachother in German, which both he and I admitted to being shit at.
Cut to the spit-roast already.
TheBaldEmperor
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Chauncey Billups said, "What up, gurl?" to my girlfriend (now wife). Grant Hill put his hand on my shoulder when I took a picture with him.
JumpJeff84
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She's coming back tonight, so I'll be able to hear fhe full story.
Supposedly one of her coworkers got shot at just riding a bus. Bullet holes in the window.
Sounds like Baltimore is kinda like The Wire....
Supposedly one of her coworkers got shot at just riding a bus. Bullet holes in the window.
Sounds like Baltimore is kinda like The Wire....
TOP SHOTTA
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I am sensing a high amount of Jamaican patois in this post. Am I right?
xDUMPWEEDx
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You must not have heard the news.
BladeoftheImmortal
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Huey Lewis slept with your GF. she just didn't wanna tell you.
Timberland14
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That entire story is BS. His girlfriend was at that concert, and throwing tantrums is definitely not his style. Ridiculous.
Blast from the past with this thread... WhoaI sat on Shawn Michaels lap once... does that count as a celebrity encounter
GhostWriter24
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Huey? Is that you?
SteveWinwood
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schlongdog
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Huey?
Omegasquash
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Oh my.
Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
what the heck
DoktorEvil
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
This bump. This bump intrigues me.
It's hip to be square
CarpeDeezNutz
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Set the record straight Huey!
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Deleted member 13876
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This is the weirdest bump I've ever seen. Please don't close this till we get some clarification.
andthebeatgoeson
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Playing the long game?
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