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ShinobiFist
Banned
Transgender is better. They got that ass pussy. Win Win.
ShinobiFist
Banned
When they still sucking you off when you finished cumming.
CountAntonius
Member
Ultimadrago
Member
In the most boring way I can explain it: After a man is finished ejaculating, his member is hyper-sensitive. Therefore, the stimulation received after ejaculation (from the oral cavity and tongue here) cause for an intense rush of simultaneous pain and pleasure. This in turn makes for hilariously dumb faces and reactions from the receiver. That's my summation, but it's best if you experience it for yourself!
a.k.a. These gifs are hilarious because they're true.
It's means you've nutted, but she still suckin'
This is actually my exact reaction. Except close my eyes really hard.
Hypemaster
Member
How is this thread still going?
Blargonaut
Banned
BIGWORM
Member
PS3GamerKyle
Member
lolololol
bravo, GAF. BRAVO.
bravo, GAF. BRAVO.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
This is the page that's gonna get it locked.
There are still more Google image search results to post.
R10Neymarfan
Member
This has gone off road from what it originally was.
Now it's lost it's luster.
Now it's lost it's luster.
Ask your girl to get an implant or go on the pill. My gf did because she hates condoms
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Robin Williams had the best fucking bit about how a guy feels after he cums and the woman wants to keep touching and playing with him. It was from his "Live on Broadway" stand up.
The gifs you could make out of his faces shit on everything here. They were epic.
Epic.
The gifs you could make out of his faces shit on everything here. They were epic.
Epic.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Is there a YouTube link of that?
CountAntonius
Member
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
No, it's this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6I9GBsYeE
You can scroll to 4 min mark
At the 5 minute mark are all of the faces. Someone please gif them.
C'mon page 8!
D
Deleted member 1235
Unconfirmed Member
Something about using the porn term for cumming in a girl feels deeply sad to me.
Edit holy crap though this was only 2 pages for some reason and missed the gifs. Ahahaha
Edit holy crap though this was only 2 pages for some reason and missed the gifs. Ahahaha
R10Neymarfan
Member
Seriously never pull out
With or without condom is ok. If with female w/o better hope he's on birth control or he already had her monthly cycle
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
The mods are going to have to come in and tell grown adults to start talking about cream pies, which is pretty close to rock bottom for the forum.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Only by the grace of besada is this thread still open.
Solideliquid
Member
So I ended up with a creampie once when the condom broke. Went down to observe it up close like a porno and asked her to push it out. She queefed
If you are going to observe, do it from at least 2 feet away
Damn son dat biology.
Monocle
Member
Was your hair gently ruffled by her inner wind or did she explosively vajazzle your face with your own baby juice?So I ended up with a creampie once when the condom broke. Went down to observe it up close like a porno and asked her to push it out. She queefed
If you are going to observe, do it from at least 2 feet away
Robot Pants
Member
SolidSnakesMyStepDad
Member
Thought this was gonna be a joke thread... Not a joke thread.
By far my favorite nutted but she still suckin gif.
Chuckie
Member
This sounds like a foolproof method! I'm gonna try!
Death Metalist
Member
That tear at the end seals the deal.
MarkMclovin
Member
Nutted but she still suckin. First it starts off :
and then :
Then it goes :
Then it's all :
But after, I'm :
and then :
Then it goes :
Then it's all :
But after, I'm :
I remember two weeks ago when I got banned for saying I'd fuck a woman because fourteen year olds and women read this forum
and here I return
A whole thread about cream pies
What a stunning welcome party
I love it. I love doing it. I love how warm it is. I love the gloop. I love seeing them shake it out. I love imagining thousands of my unborn whirling down the toilet on discarded napkins
cheers lads
and here I return
A whole thread about cream pies
What a stunning welcome party
I love it. I love doing it. I love how warm it is. I love the gloop. I love seeing them shake it out. I love imagining thousands of my unborn whirling down the toilet on discarded napkins
cheers lads
Daffy Duck
Member
This thread has been about as amazing!
The female reaction gifs on the previous page were hilarious as well.
Here's to you GAF.
My GF also acts like I spilled red wine all over the carpet afterwards in a rush to clean up.
The female reaction gifs on the previous page were hilarious as well.
Here's to you GAF.
My GF also acts like I spilled red wine all over the carpet afterwards in a rush to clean up.
Psycho_Mantis
Banned
Fuck that. I ain't risking getting a girl pregnant when I'm only 19.....would ruin my life and my parents would kill me. Yeah I don't care if its a safe day or what they say, protection is always necessary.
Daffy Duck
Member
Out of a steady relationship I would agree, but in a relationship with your partner on the pill then why the hell not.
You do know condoms are not 100% protection right?
Q
qizah
Unconfirmed Member
There's tutorials on YouTube about how to make creampie, OP.
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