aHebrewMenagerie
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IchigoSharingan
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So much anxiety in this thread. With my gf we just avoid having vaginal sex on the 7th to 18th day after her period started. Beyond that probability of her getting pegged is nill. If her juice is milky and thick she stopped ovulating so go ham. If it's clear better stay clear of creampies.
R10Neymarfan
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This thread is still going.
Wow
Wow
Solideliquid
Member
Bro do you take a microscope to that noise or what?
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
These are great btw. Unfortunately it's pretty damn uncomfortable when I tell my folks to get some creme pies from the supermarket. Fuck you internet
i love creme pies.
This is the worst advice I have ever seen regarding contraception. Please do not follow this advice unless you want to have 18+ years of misery
IchigoSharingan
Member
You bet I fucking do
IchigoSharingan
Member
Please show me how I'm wrong if you are so insistent.
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
Well, I hate the term but in terms of the sensation of this, you can't beat it. Much like when the wife gets to do her thing and orgasm, I don't have to stop and it ultimately is more satisfying for the female to have this experience as the risks aren't there vs a man doing that.
I guess if you're already planning on having kids then it's best to get in as much of that as possible during pregnancy or simply just use a condom and do your thing.
I guess if you're already planning on having kids then it's best to get in as much of that as possible during pregnancy or simply just use a condom and do your thing.
lol
So I just stick one of these in a girl's vagina and watch her push it out?
Monocle
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I think you have to mash them up, inject them into yourself, and blast them up her hoohah.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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How do implants feel?
tensuke
Member
when you nutted,
but she still suckin
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen in the history of the internet
Oh, that sounds like a lot of work.
Square Triangle
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One of the great marvels out of not being able to have children. I tell girls this and the idea of a condom is instantly thrown out of the window to them. It feels good for both parties, at least- that's what they always say.
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
Damn, thread is still pushing on.
CountAntonius
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Nutted but she still suckin'
PHOENIXZERO
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These are great btw. Unfortunately it's pretty damn uncomfortable when I tell my folks to get some creme pies from the supermarket. Fuck you internet
I bought some recently for the first time in a while and they're so small now.
this reminds me of something I saw once online. I'm pretty sure just describing it would catch a ban
shinobi602
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It's gud.
(married w/ kids)
Mix Master
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Yeah man, he wants video and/or first hand proof of why he's wrong.
shinobi602
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Been laughing non-stop for the past 10 minutes.
TheGreatDirector
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The thread title is a little jizzy, though.
Nappuccino
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I think you mean frothy.
Blargonaut
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ShinobiFist
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Nutted...
tensuke
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don't forget you have to videotape it and put it online after
Death Metalist
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For great justice
Oh, of course, I always provide proof.don't forget you have to videotape it and put it online afterSo I just stick one of these in a girl's vagina and watch her push it out?
samus i am
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These are great btw. Unfortunately it's pretty damn uncomfortable when I tell my folks to get some creme pies from the supermarket. Fuck you internet
I always put extra stress on the first word "OATMEAL..... cream pies please"
I can't be the only one that hates it when a girl continues to give head after I cum. It's to sensitive right after and it can actually be so uncomfortable it begins to hurt. It doesn't happen to me when I continue to go after cumming vaginally but after a blowjob it's like back up.
Oatmeal cookies remind me of grandmas, though, so I just don't say it out loud under any circumcisions.
Oatmeal cookies remind me of grandmas, though, so I just don't say it out loud under any circumcisions.
Cow Mengde
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Look, this is how babies are made.
If you're having sex for fun, chances of getting pregnant is extremely high.
If you're having sex to make a baby, you girl can be swimming completely naked in 500 gallons of cum and she still wouldn't get pregnant.
If you're having sex for fun, chances of getting pregnant is extremely high.
If you're having sex to make a baby, you girl can be swimming completely naked in 500 gallons of cum and she still wouldn't get pregnant.
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