Pai Pai Master
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Shit I think it's awesome. It may hurt a little when you're really raw from fucking hard but I like pain.
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Shit I think it's awesome. It may hurt a little when you're really raw from fucking hard but I like pain.
eudaemonic
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I never thought I'd see Hamtaro in a thread like this. Hahaha... thank you for proving me wrong.
Blargonaut
Banned
Not that we need poor Mabel and Dipper in a creampie thread...Hamtaro in a creampie thread.
what have you done
Blargonaut
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Kabuki Quantum Lover
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NinjaBoiX
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The girl I'm seeing at the minute feels the need to immediately go to the bathroom and clean up as soon as we're done, kind of spoils the mood if I'm honest.
Her house is immaculate though and she always smells heavenly, so swings and roundabouts innit.
Same for my missus but, to be honest, you can't really blame them, can you?
That's why you have threesomes so the other girl can do cleanup without killing the mood.
Well that's not quite what I meant by "clean up" but I can see how your situation would be a bit annoying
NinjaBoiX
Member
Yeah, but she acts like I just spilled red wine on the carpet or something.
"Quick, quick, best mop it up!"
Chill woman, just snail trail my leg, it's all good.
That would be pretty cool, never had the pleasure to be fair.
moltonasty
Member
Subbed, just so I can rewatch all the "nutted" gifs again later. Lmfao at work right now. Holy shit.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
oof. that was probably one of the hottest things I've ever experienced.
BruiserBear
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There is a lot of truth in this post. The problem is some people will inevitably not be as careful as they need to be, and then a baby is on the way.
Solideliquid
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stop suckin' for the love of god
Dying here!
Holy shitstop suckin' for the love of god
stop suckin' for the love of god
those "nutted but she still sucking" gifs are fucking killing me :lololol
But yeah, like everyone else said, it's amazing, do it asap
stop suckin' for the love of god
DAMNIT CHLOE
Nutted, but she's still Chloe.DAMNIT CHLOE
Blargonaut
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DAMNIT CHLOE
Nutted, but she's still Chloe.
Jack Bauer Conga! Jack Bauer Conga!
Vigilant Walrus
Member
Let's balance this out a bit. For the ladies;
he DJ'ing but I aint coming
When the guy was so bad the only thing left to do is to separate entirely from reality;
when he turns you on by being rough;
When you see his "Gaston" for the first time;
When the sailor can't find his way in the bermuda, but then suddenly;
other reactions; How many of these have you experienced???
I thought I nutted, but I really just farted;
about to nut, but then she pulls out;
she says "don't stop" but you already nutted;
when you nut in three thrusts or less;
when you are about to nut but then.. teeth;
he DJ'ing but I aint coming
When the guy was so bad the only thing left to do is to separate entirely from reality;
when he turns you on by being rough;
When you see his "Gaston" for the first time;
When the sailor can't find his way in the bermuda, but then suddenly;
other reactions; How many of these have you experienced???
I thought I nutted, but I really just farted;
about to nut, but then she pulls out;
she says "don't stop" but you already nutted;
when you nut in three thrusts or less;
when you are about to nut but then.. teeth;
stop suckin' for the love of god
jesus fuckin christ
this topic definitely went from sexy to too funny and now i'm not sure how to feel
captainraincoat
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Most people don't realize its actually pretty hard to get a girl pregnant if you are doing it at the wrong time
i creampied my mrs for about 6 months and it was only in the middle of the cylcle that the swimmers hit their mark
My second child was the same also
i creampied my mrs for about 6 months and it was only in the middle of the cylcle that the swimmers hit their mark
My second child was the same also
lazybones18
Banned
Damn it, why are you guys making me want to watch Disney cartoons?
Go watch it, Gravity Falls is fucking awesome.
peteykirch
Member
Trying to walk to the bathroom after she keeps riding after you nutted
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Okay, okay, okay, let me try my own...
Nutted...but she still suckin'.
Nutted...but she still suckin'.
Messofanego
Banned
stop suckin' for the love of god
I'm crying here, damn it I should be going to sleep! These last few pages XD
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
nutted but she still sucking
this makes no sense but seeing ice jj fish do that is hilarious.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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The end is nigh.
simplythebest
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This thread!
SquiddyCracker
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TheLostBigBoss
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Dat GoT spoiler.
CountAntonius
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TheContact
Member
Can't stop laughing
Androidsleeps
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Try it in the asshole to avoid pregnancy. Better yet, try it with a man.
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