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I've yet to creampie...

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Ultimadrago

Ultimadrago

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FreeMufasa said:
Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....
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FreeMufasa said:
Actually don't like that feeling. Don't get me wrong, I'm getting mines still but skeetin inside ain't always an option. Wrapping your hand around the back of her head then sayin "aight close your eyes" as you splash her face". Great
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FreeMufasa with the real talk consistently.
 
Moff

Moff

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I don't think Freemufasa is dating those girls, he just has casual sex with them. he would never date a woman who cheated on someone else with him.
 
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Ashhong

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backslashbunny said:
Me.
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Awkward....

you're pretty

FreeMufasa said:
Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....
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My previous ex cheated on her bf at the time with me. I remember one night we had sex and I came in her mouth and I dropped her off at her bfs house after. Was a good night.
 
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yulian

Neo Member
I'm an expert said:
Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.
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I've only ever thought of the word in those terms. If any of my exes had suddenly said "Oooh, creampie me" it would not remotely have had the same arousing effect that "Cum inside me" did.
 
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Tablo

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backslashbunny said:
I can't believe how off-topic this is, but uh, yeah, that's me.

I'm flattered that you think I'm attractive enough to lie about it, though, so thanks.
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Sry looking from my phone ur pic looked like Tiffany, which was Ashhongs avatar, needless to say I realized my confusion and edited my post. SORRY XD
 
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Exhumed

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Just did it last night. The pill is awesome!

She loves it, always does this epic devilish grin when I do. Usually causes her to orgasm as well.
 
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BowieZ

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RustyNails said:
I have a question. do you guys continue to pump while the kraken is being released?
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I'm always impressed when in porn guys can continue well after release.

As soon as my little boys are out hunting for eggs*, I instantly want to be back on my laptop browsin' GAF.


(*I feel sorry that they will never find one.)
 
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Danielsan

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What do you know. Guess I didn't really know the full definition of creampie before this thread. Now I'm confused as to why this would be a special occurrence. Cumming in the GF is just plain old sex to me. Hooray for birth control.
 
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MarkMclovin

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I'm an expert said:
Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.
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Exactly what I was thinking on the 1st page. Was confused when people are saying it feels great. Thought I was falling behind for a minute there.

Not a fan of creampie's though. Dunno why anyone would be.
 
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Red Liquorice

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FreeMufasa said:
Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....
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Well that's a healthy perspective on sex.

I guess it never crosses your mind why you might be wanting to use women as a blank canvas for fantasies of emasculating other men with your semen.
 
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FreeMufasa

Junior Member
BowieZ said:
I'm always impressed when in porn guys can continue well after release.

As soon as my little boys are out hunting for eggs*, I instantly want to be back on my laptop browsin' GAF.


(*I feel sorry that they will never find one.)
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That's when u get em to suck da tip
 
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Nothing1016

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My ex wouldn't let me. She always made me wear a condom, whether it was intercourse or a BJ. She wanted the condom because "cum is messy".
 
BIGWORM

BIGWORM

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Nothing1016 said:
My ex wouldn't let me. She always made me wear a condom, whether it was intercourse or a BJ. She wanted the condom because "cum is messy".
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...she could've stopped before you nutted. Otherwise:

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ICKE

Banned
There is definitely a power dynamic behind facials, on their knees waiting for you to mark them. Knowing that she is in a relationship probably only strengthens this domination aspect.

FreeMufasa said:
Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....
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Rabbi_Vole

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I went 11 years straight, but because of her RA and the meds she's on because of it, we can no longer do it. I'll be wearing a condom from here on out.. Even if I get a vasectomy.
 
PJV3

PJV3

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I'm an expert said:
Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.
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This should be in a dictionary.
 
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oneHeero

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I'm an expert said:
Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.
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This.

A creampie is not just cumming inside the chick. She has to push the cum out of her and it has to be dripping out for it to be considered a creampie.

Chances are you haven't done a creampie unless it was planned lol.
 
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Klyka

Banned
oneHeero said:
This.

A creampie is not just cumming inside the chick. She has to push the cum out of her and it has to be dripping out for it to be considered a creampie.

Chances are you haven't done a creampie unless it was planned lol.
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technically,you can also start cumming inside and then slightly pull out and cum halfway inside/outside her. Counts as a creampie too.

edit: it's interesting that we have so many men saying they never creampied but no women saying they never were creampied.
 
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Apt101

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Well as a male I've done it probably around a hundred times and not only did I love it but my partners seemed to as well.
 
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Thrak360

Neo Member
oneHeero said:
A creampie is not just cumming inside the chick. She has to push the cum out of her and it has to be dripping out for it to be considered a creampie.
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I don't know what most of the people in here are talking about, but this sums it up nicely. Add to the above, the anal creampie, which a girl or guy can do.
 
Arkos

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
Well, even if you just cum inside someone they're going to have to push it out (or it will come out -- no pun intended) eventually. So are the qualifications for a creampie just that you get down there and watch it?

I'm an expert said:
Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.
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I mean this guy is an expert
 
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Klyka

Banned
I remember that when i was younger and just started out with sex and I realized that everything would just flow out after you cum, I never understood how women could get pregnant. Like HOW would that work if it all just flows out????

Oh to be young and dumb again.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
My last ex-girlfriend propositioned this but I got the girl before her pregnant and after that you get really paranoid about that kind of thing. I mean I came in her multiple times but she was usually on her period and I was usually drunk but most of the time I used protection or blasted it on her titties to be responsible.
 
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Off-Kilter

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These are great btw. Unfortunately it's pretty damn uncomfortable when I tell my folks to get some creme pies from the supermarket. Fuck you internet
 
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Fallout-NL

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You people make it sound like spraying your semen all over someone is the norm.

In addition, you people make it sound as if that's what you're doing for birth control.
 
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