The plot of the 6th Jurassic Park is that there's an archeological dig in Shanghai, and they find a human-dinosaur hybrid, and it's dubbed a Chinasaur.
7th film, they find the site of the impact that wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, and at the center of the impact crater is a fossilized b-ball. Turns out it was caused by Charles Barkley's great grandmother Charlene Barkley executing the precursor to the Chaos Dunk, and he has to go back in time to prevent the dinosaurs from killing her to keep himself in existence, but has to team up with a female dinosaur who he ends up falling in love with.
8th movie stars Shia LeBeouf uncovering an ancient dinosaur conspiracy and actually doubles as Indiana Jones 5, but isn't revealed to the audience until he puts his hat on at the very end.
That's some the stuff we came up with watching the movie.
2nd row is a terrible place to sit, but I saw The Dark Knight Rises in the 2nd row and the only thing worse than the angle was the entire plot, so it might have just been the projector, or even the glasses. The quality for me was crystal clear, and the 3D wasn't intrusive for most of the film; at worst it was "That looks weird right there" a few times, but most of the time it was inoffensive cutout depth stuff, with in-motion objects coming toward the screen looking pretty good for a conversion. In particular, the scene where they first get in the cars for the ride looked excellent when they drove toward the screen, with a real sense of depth to them. I got an appropriate feeling of "That looks like it's closer/further away than that other thing" throughout the movie, and I think it actually looked much better than The Green Hornet and Harry Potter in 3D.
If there was anything that could have been noticeably better, I'd have to go with the audio mixing. It seemed like the dialogue was right on par with the score volume, enough so that it wasn't as easy as it should be to pick out what the people were saying.
Not that asshole-ish.