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[Yaboosh]

He's also gotten every hot model/actress/waitress in England/LA.

Basically nowadays, any hot chick you fuck in Hollywood, Russell Brand and Johnny Depp has been there first.

And John Mayer.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Her boobs lose their appeal when I think that Russell Brand has had his face stuffed in them.

 

[bangai-o]

i thought this thread was going to be discussing the award and how she won.

 

[BadAss2961]

She also has a nice ass right?

Spoiler

It's not a creepshot... She knew the camera was there. lol

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

 

[Trouble]

i thought this thread was going to be discussing the award and how she won.

 

[Toa TAK]

Spoiler

It's not a creepshot... She knew the camera was there. lol

Yup.

 

[Escape Goat]

Those tatas are the only things keeping her career afloat.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

God why can't she be a part of the adult entertainment industry.

Russell Brand was a lucky man.

 

[maxxpower]

God why can't she be apart of the adult entertainment industry.

Russell Brand was a lucky man.

I'm sure there's a porn star that looks like her, ask Plywood.

 

[LiK]

Spoiler

It's not a creepshot... She knew the camera was there. lol

this thread delivers

 

[TUSR]

im hardddddd

 

[bjb]

She must be a prude in bed. Otherwise, there's no reason for Russell to stray. Regardless of his sex addiction.

 

[Alex Anderson]

No one's posted "THAT" picture yet, have they?

 

[GavinGT]

No one's posted "THAT" picture yet, have they?

I was thinking about it, just to deflate all the boners in here.

 

[To Far Away Times]

All I see is boobs.

 

[george_us]

Gawd dayum

 

[Alex Anderson]

I was thinking about it, just to deflate all the boners in here.

I'm glad if someone hasn't. It's bedtime and I don't want that to be the last thing I see. I'm gettin outta here fast!

 

[BobLoblaw]

Nom Nom indeed Ellen. goddamn

 

[Angelus Errare]

More curious about that chick behind Perry.

 

[ViperVisor]

Forced smile for the camera on the Red Carpet is ehh but the candid with Ellen... great real smile and she lights the fire of desire in me.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

katy perry has never won a grammy and never will

P.S.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

She was beaten by a fellow butterface.

You think Kelly Rowland is a butterface? The fuck are you smoking?

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

If that's her looking her worse, then even more damn. Still would.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Wanna get her pregnant.

 

[Toa TAK]

katy perry has never won a grammy and never will

P.S.

lol, If that's as bad as she gets...

STILL WOULD!

 

[Angelus Errare]

katy perry has never won a grammy and never will

P.S.

Still would.

 

[EightBitNate]

You think Kelly Rowland is a butterface? The fuck are you smoking?

This.
C'mon guy, KELLY ROWLAND? A butterface? Do you even know what that word means?

 

[Deleted member 8095]

You think Kelly Rowland is a butterface? The fuck are you smoking?

This.
C'mon guy, KELLY ROWLAND? A butterface? Do you even know what that word means?

He's just bitter because his/her? lover is a butter palm.

 

[vega435]

Dude....

Still Would

 

[Übermatik]

I like her boobs.

 

[brianjones]

her face looks like chyna

 

[shira]

 

[feel]

Portia and Katy both look stunning here.

 

[Koodo]

That wasn't Kimbra?

 

[hateradio]

https://i.minus.com/iTGSx8dfvZYzD.png

So Ellen is a breast woman.

 

[TheKaeptain]

That wasn't Kimbra?

She wishes she had Katy's rack... or fame.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

her face looks like chyna

 

[Artemisia]

She wishes she had Katy's rack... or fame.

You disgust me.

 

[Satch]

She wishes she had Katy's rack... or fame.

Kimbra is five times the artist Katy Perry could ever hope to be, you Justin stan.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Katy mai waifuu~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[TheKaeptain]

Kimbra is five times the artist Katy Perry could ever hope to be, you Justin stan.

Oh I agree but Katy is more known to the general populace.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

She wishes she had Katy's rack... or fame.

Vice versa for actual talent prob.

 

[Roo]

katy perry has never won a grammy and never will

P.S.

She looks just like the girl from the Paranormal Activity movies

 

[EleventhDoctor]

 

[Kintaco]

/jacknicholson.gif
I can believe Kelly Rowland is a butterface! Dude must be dating a fucking goddess!

 

[Link]

Portia looks like a minion of the Negaverse.

Also, goddamn!

 

[Jitters]

God, I love her so much. I would do anything for her. No lie.

 

[Devolution]

Is she still married to that hair pile?

 

[Koodo]

Is she still married to that hair pile?

No.

She downgraded moved on to John Mayer.