viciouskillersquirrel
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I picked this up the other day when it was on clearance at my local Target. It was $14.88, so I figured that even if I didn't like it, it would at least not be a waste of money. I'd heard not-so-great things from GAF, so I started the game with some trepidation.
Fast forward a few weeks and I am up to chapter 7 (just over 17 hours in), the bulk of the party has just bailed from Hope's house in Palompolum and Sazh and Vanille have just arrived in Nautilus.
Anyway, I'll just break down my thoughts here:
The Story
It's literally like watching an anime series re-enacted by puppets. It's all complicated happenings with weird made-up names.
Also, the name Palompolum makes me think that the game takes place on the same planet as FFIV, but thousands of years into the future.
The Characters
Lightning - She's actually kind of OK. A bit in appropriately dressed for a soldier, but a leather jacket and a mini-skirt are pretty tame by FF standards.
Sazh - I would honestly buy a spinoff game starring him. He's mature, likeable, relatable and has an excellent voice actor. Seeing art of him with the afro and the chocobo in his hair made me worried he'd be just an endless barrage of ignorant racial stereotypes like Barrett was. Pleasantly surprised that wasn't the case.
Hope - He's an emo kid with a girl's name. He's annoying, but not unbearably so. His mother was unusually busty in a way that made me shake my head at SE a bit. Also, "Mums are tough" hahaha
Fang - She has the accent of a bogan who has spent too much time in the US. For people outside of Australia, a bogan is our version of a redneck. Shielah sounds like she could drink Bob Hawke under the table while Hawkey only has a yard glass of VB and she's skulling Bundy rum. Also, they're both wearing double pluggers, footy shorts, Akubras and wife beaters.
Vanille - She sounds like another Aussie who has spent too much time stateside, only from a more middle class family than Fang. She also speaks and acts like she has a severe learning disability that with Fang's help, she's bravely trying to overcome. This quality actually makes it hard to hate her because I can't help but think "Wow, Vanille, you're being so very brave! Your big sister Fang would be so proud of you! Here, have a colouring book!"
Snow - Wanker. F*ckwit. Douchebag. He's basically an unlikeable version of The Fonz in that he has this gang of younger kids who think he's the greatest, when in fact, he's just a pathetic loser who hangs out in the bathroom of his local diner. On top of that, he wears like eight layers including a ski hat, a hobo scarf and a lacy singlet when he lives at a freaking ski resort. Also, I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile. How old is Serah supposed to be anyway (in the Japanese version, not the bowdlerised localisation)?
The Battle System
This is the best part. People complain about the game "playing itself", but what it really does is to take care of the busywork of playing JRPGs. Let's face it, mostly you're just mashing A anyway, except when something unusual happens that requires your attention, at which point, you switch tactics. It's simultaneously relaxing and at the same time makes battles blisteringly fast.
One thing I don't get is the weapon upgrade system. It's obvious that each character has an optimum weapon and that Lightning's is the Gladius. Unfortunately, I can't figure out anyone else's. Hope and Vanille's ought to max out magic, but what about Fang's and Snow's? Should they max out attack or balance these with defense bonuses? What about Sazh?
Also, what should I prioritise vis a vis stats? At the lower levels it's easy to max out all the ability trees, but it's getting pretty clear that I'll have to specialise. Any advice on that?
Fast forward a few weeks and I am up to chapter 7 (just over 17 hours in), the bulk of the party has just bailed from Hope's house in Palompolum and Sazh and Vanille have just arrived in Nautilus.
Anyway, I'll just break down my thoughts here:
The Story
It's literally like watching an anime series re-enacted by puppets. It's all complicated happenings with weird made-up names.
Also, the name Palompolum makes me think that the game takes place on the same planet as FFIV, but thousands of years into the future.
The Characters
Lightning - She's actually kind of OK. A bit in appropriately dressed for a soldier, but a leather jacket and a mini-skirt are pretty tame by FF standards.
Sazh - I would honestly buy a spinoff game starring him. He's mature, likeable, relatable and has an excellent voice actor. Seeing art of him with the afro and the chocobo in his hair made me worried he'd be just an endless barrage of ignorant racial stereotypes like Barrett was. Pleasantly surprised that wasn't the case.
Hope - He's an emo kid with a girl's name. He's annoying, but not unbearably so. His mother was unusually busty in a way that made me shake my head at SE a bit. Also, "Mums are tough" hahaha
Fang - She has the accent of a bogan who has spent too much time in the US. For people outside of Australia, a bogan is our version of a redneck. Shielah sounds like she could drink Bob Hawke under the table while Hawkey only has a yard glass of VB and she's skulling Bundy rum. Also, they're both wearing double pluggers, footy shorts, Akubras and wife beaters.
Vanille - She sounds like another Aussie who has spent too much time stateside, only from a more middle class family than Fang. She also speaks and acts like she has a severe learning disability that with Fang's help, she's bravely trying to overcome. This quality actually makes it hard to hate her because I can't help but think "Wow, Vanille, you're being so very brave! Your big sister Fang would be so proud of you! Here, have a colouring book!"
Snow - Wanker. F*ckwit. Douchebag. He's basically an unlikeable version of The Fonz in that he has this gang of younger kids who think he's the greatest, when in fact, he's just a pathetic loser who hangs out in the bathroom of his local diner. On top of that, he wears like eight layers including a ski hat, a hobo scarf and a lacy singlet when he lives at a freaking ski resort. Also, I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile. How old is Serah supposed to be anyway (in the Japanese version, not the bowdlerised localisation)?
The Battle System
This is the best part. People complain about the game "playing itself", but what it really does is to take care of the busywork of playing JRPGs. Let's face it, mostly you're just mashing A anyway, except when something unusual happens that requires your attention, at which point, you switch tactics. It's simultaneously relaxing and at the same time makes battles blisteringly fast.
One thing I don't get is the weapon upgrade system. It's obvious that each character has an optimum weapon and that Lightning's is the Gladius. Unfortunately, I can't figure out anyone else's. Hope and Vanille's ought to max out magic, but what about Fang's and Snow's? Should they max out attack or balance these with defense bonuses? What about Sazh?
Also, what should I prioritise vis a vis stats? At the lower levels it's easy to max out all the ability trees, but it's getting pretty clear that I'll have to specialise. Any advice on that?