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[MarshallH]

Is this part of being an organ donor now?

 

[ivysaur12]

Oh good, there's hope for Theon yet!

 

[DiipuSurotu]

To people wondering why there's a line about him accepting the penis:

In 2006, a Chinese man had a penis transplant but his doctors removed the organ after two weeks due to “a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife”.

 

[Alienous]

To people making wondering why there's a line about him accepting the penis:

In 2006, a Chinese man had a penis transplant but his doctors removed the organ after two weeks due to “a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife”.

Oh wow. I those it was more like biological organ rejection.

 

[SliceSabre]

Is this part of being an organ donor now?

If I died I would rest easier knowing my penis will go on to be fapped another day.

 

[Kinyou]

To people wondering why there's a line about him accepting the penis:

I could imagine that can happen with every organ that you actually look at/use in your daily life. Would be so weird to have a foreign hand for example

 

[maquiladora]

That's a real dick move.

 

[NullPointer]

To people wondering why there's a line about him accepting the penis:

 

[Coolwhip]

Transplanting a whale penis is the next step.

 

[EulaCapra]

Circumcision gone wrong OMFG

 

[Fudgepuppy]

Imagine waking up and realizing the donor had a micro-penis.

 

[God Dayumm]

Transplanting a whale penis is the next step.

Imagine the possibilities!

I could get like one half horse, half duck.

 

[Rad-]

I like the pic. Everybody's like "that's a penis".

 

[Squishy3]

This gem is hidden among all the circumcision arguing in the comments:

Somewhere in a Hollywood porn studio, a very low budget sequel to 'Face Off' is being written.

 

[God Dayumm]

I like the pic. Everybody's like "that's a penis".

They have to use those little binoculars to see it tho

 

[maquiladora]

This gem is hidden among all the circumcision arguing in the comments:

'Jerk/Off'

 

[Floridian]

I like the pic. Everybody's like "that's a penis".

Sauna? Penis.
Doorknob? Penis.
School? Penis.
Date night? Penis.

 

[Blargonaut]

LIQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

...hah....w-was that good for you too, honey?

 

[ampere]

This gem is hidden among all the circumcision arguing in the comments:

Featuring a blind girlfriend who is tone deaf and can only recognize her man by his penis.

And that penis holds the key to our future.

 

[LordOfChaos]

If only they could, you know, not ritually circumcise people when it wasn't needed, this would never have been a problem in the first place. Say whatever you want about first world circumcision (and I still don't think people should be allowed to do it to unconsenting children), but surely everyone should be against it happening in these places with subpar hygienic practices and witch doctors rather than surgeons doing it. I've never heard a peep of protest about it about those places.

 

[Evolved1]

That's one way to be remembered.

This was good.

 

[Floridian]

LIQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

...hah....w-was that good for you too, honey?

 

[Chainsawkitten]

The man’s penis was amputated three years ago after a circumcision went wrong at a traditional initiation ceremony.

So is the new penis circumcised?

 

[rtcn63]

"I have a dead man's penis". Movie on Lifetime.

You mean "My husband has a dead man's penis, the Catherina Zeta Jones Story".

 

[wildfire]

No man. Don't ruin an amusing thread with that cock.

 

[Kinyou]

LIQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

...hah....w-was that good for you too, honey?

"Baby, I didn't mean to sleep with that other girl, the dick made me."

 

[supernormal]

That's one way to be remembered.

Slowclap.gif

 

[DrZeus]

Good for the penis. Dealing with rejection is never easy.

 

[Thorakai]

men everywhere rejoice

 

[wildfire]

How do you accidentally cut off a dude's penis during circumcision?

By not following directions. Someone should've given that person a map.

 

[MWS Natural]

It would be in South Africa....waiting for hundreds of South African's to start going missing.

 

[Eos]

after he wakes up

 

[Muppet of a Man]

.

 

[Mix Master]

how much does it cost? for reasons?

 

[liquidtmd]

Never trust a penis surgeon wearing a Pirates bandana. Seamen may follow.

 

[weekend_warrior]

That's one way to be remembered.

Remembered.

Re-Membered.

How are more people not seeing the brilliance of this pun?

 

[Kinsei]

Could this be used to to give anyone a penis, no matter which sex they were born as?

 

[Exr]

Rad bone surgery brah

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Could this be used to to give anyone a penis, no matter which sex they were born as?

Not yet, I'd imagine, because it's a recent type of operation, but give it 5-10 years and most likely.

 

[Mr-Joker]

I don't know man, I would have gone with a cybernetic penis that shoots lasers.

 

[The Beard]

Getting your dick cut off when you're 18 ? That's worse than hell.

 

[mjc]

I'm reminded of Karl Pilkington saying he wouldn't want another man's penis in a situation like this.

Good for this dude...not sure how I'd cope with that to be honest.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Now i know that even if I die, my family is going to have plenty of money if they sell my penis.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I wonder if later there will be a black market for penises, people getting drugged to take away their members.Knowing humanity, it will happen at some point in history.

Good for him.

 

[_Ryo_]

A few questions.

If you transfer an old mans dong to a young person, does it reverse age?
If you transfer a young mans dong to an old person does it age faster?

If you get a transplant to do you have to inform future partners that it is not really your dong.

If it's 100% functional can pregnancy happen and if it does happen do you consider the child fathered by another mans dong and is that cause for divorce? (Yes, I know it's really his semen.)

 

[Mr. Giggles]

At last..at long last.

Next step, growing penises in a lab that can be sold to men looking to.. Enhance themselves

 

[poppabk]

Iced bathtub missing kidneys is going to become iced groin....

NeoGAF 'members' will be especially likely to be subjected to this.

 

[Plywood]

I'm wondering.. Did he get to choose or something?

 

[Naked Snake]

I have so many questions about this story I don't know where to start...

The dude must have crazy game to have had a girlfriend with no penis.

 

[Volcane]

Things are looking up for him.